Pezani mwamuna wanu

Kukwanira kugona ndi lingaliro lakuti anthu onse - awo ... ndipo moyo umenewo sunali wopambana. Zimatengera pang'ono kuti mumunyengere mwamuna wanu, zowona kuti ndinu okongola, ndikudziwa zizoloƔezi zochepa zomwe ziri zakale komanso zophweka, monga dziko lapansi. Njira izi zimakhala mwa aliyense wa ife kuchokera pa kubadwa. Mwamuna wake akhoza kunyengedwera kokha kupyolera mu njira zomwe zingakhudze amuna.

1. Sambani kapena kusamba, ndipo musamveke usiku kapena pajamas. Kumva zovala zovala bwino, ndibwino kuti musadzipukuta nokha, "kunyezimira" ndi madontho a madzi pa khungu lanu, ndi kuti mwinjirowo sunakhazikike mwakachetechete, ndipo pamene mukuyenda momatseguka, mukuwulula maonekedwe a thupi lanu kwa maso anu. Chilichonse chomwe sichinali chodziwika kwa iye, amakonda kuyang'ana, ngakhale atatopa kwambiri tsikulo.

2. Khalani kunyumba ndi "madzulo", kotero kuti ngati kugonana ndi kotheka. Izi ziyenera kukhala ndi kuthamanga pang'ono kwa ntchafu ndi kukhala "opanda chifuwa", matako ayenera kumasuka. Mukhoza kuona momwe zitsanzozi zimayendera pamtunda: pamene aika mapazi awo. Yesetsani kugwiritsira ntchito thupi, kuchokera pachifuwachi chimawoneka chokongola.

3. Dziwani nokha dzina lakutchulidwa. Chinachake monga "chokoma", "chidole", "pussy", mwamuna ponena za kukhalapo kwa dzina limeneli sikunayenera kudziwa. Kulingalira kwa kudzikuza kotereku kumadzakuthandizani kuwonjezeka kwa pheromoni, kudzakukhazikitsani mu njira yogonana. Kodi ndizodabwitsa kumva izi? Koma zimagwira ntchito.

4. Musasungire ndalama za lingerie yamakono. Ndibwino kuti zikhale silika, osati kungokhala lacy. Simukusowa kusonyeza zovala za mnzanuyo, koma lingaliro lakuti ndi lokoma ndi lokongola lingakupatseni mtima wina. Ndipo ngati mukufuna kuyendayenda mofulumira, yesetsani kuzembera muzovala zake. Sankhani mfulu kwambiri. Ndipo kwa kamphindi ganizirani momwe iwe umatengera mwinjiro, ndipo pa iwe kavala kakang'ono kameneka, koma basi chifukwa cha chilakolako chidzapenga.

5. Pempherani kwa munthuyo, mwayekha. Pamene sakayikira chilichonse ndikuyenda mwamtendere kudutsa m'nyumbayo, imanikeni ndi nsomba. Kapena, mwadzidzidzi, kwa mwamuna, kukwera pansi pa malaya ake ndi dzanja lake. Pali njira yakale yoterekupweteka phazi lake, kapena mwendo wake pansi pa tebulo. Anthu ambiri omwe ali patebulo, kupatula awiri a inu, adzakhala osangalatsa kwambiri.

6. Pa madzulo awiri pa sabata, chotsani zovala zogwirira ntchito, suti yophunzitsira, chovala chodziikiritsa ndi kuvala thalauza ndi mutu wolimba wovala thupi lamaliseche. Kwa mwamuna wake, ndiroleni ine ndidziwe momwe angapangire mwangozi, ndibwino bwanji kuyenda kuzungulira nyumba opanda zovala, ndi chifukwa chiyani inu simunaganize za izo kale. Musagwedeze ndodo ndipo musadye mu silk negligee, musasokoneze chikondi ndi chakudya.

7. Ganizirani ndondomeko yanu yonyenga mwadzidzidzi. Palibe amuna omwe angakhalebe osayanjanitsika ndi mkazi yemwe amatsitsa dzanja lake kupyolera mu ziwalo zolimba za thupi, ndiye akamasula nsapato zake. Koma ngati chiyanjano chanu sichivomerezedwa mwanjira imeneyi, ndiye bwino kuyamba ndi chipsopsono cha thupi, mmalo momenyera pamasaya.

8. Kodi ndi liti pamene munamuyang'ana diso, ngakhale kwa miniti? Kuyang'ana "mosadzichepetsa" ndi chida champhamvu cha mkazi. Palibe munthu yemwe angamusiye iye mosasamala. Mwamsanga iye adzafunsa kuti: "Chiyani? "Ndipo iwe udzamuyankha iye:" Ndikulingalira momwe iwe uti udzachitire ... ", pitirizani mawuwo, motsogoleredwa ndi malingaliro ako. Chinthu chofunika kwambiri ndi chakuti zonsezi sizimafika pakhomo la nyumba, simukusowa kumufunsa kuchotsa zinyalala kapena msomali msomali.

9. Kwa mkazi aliyense, kuvina kwaukondwe ndibwino. Ndipo iwo ndi abwino kwa mwamuna. Ndikwanira kukwera mukhitchini ndi kuvina ku nyimbo. Ndipo chifukwa cha ichi sikofunikira m'chipinda chokhala ndi nyimbo zomwe amakonda. Zokwanira kutsegula wailesi ku khitchini, kuti musayambe kukayikira.

10. Yesetsani kuphunzira ulesi m'magulu. Wawonapo momwe mayesero amayendera mu Hollywood cinema. Pang'onopang'ono akuyendayenda m'chipindacho ndikukwera mofulumira kuchokera ku galasi lalikulu pang'onopang'ono cha vinyo, kutembenuka kwa mutu, mopanda msanga. Khalidwe limeneli limakuyang'anirani, limakuchititsani mantha. Koma chiyani? Ndi kwa inu kusankha.

11. Khalani "mayi wovuta kwambiri," makamaka ngati mwakhala mukugwira ntchito nthawi yaitali. Chitanipo kanthu. Ndi zifukwa monga "palibe nthawi, kuyembekezera", kulanga ndi kuchitapo kanthu. Popanda kuganizira za zotsatira zake, ponyani mwamuna wanu pa sofa kapena pamatope, kukwera ndi kusokoneza pang'ono. Chitani ndi mawu ovuta kwambiri. Khulupirirani ine: mphamvu ndi mphamvu ndi zabwino kwambiri za aphrodisiac.

12. Kupitirizabe kukonda ndi kukonda ena. Musayambe mwadzidzidzi. Ndikofunika kuteteza mitsempha ya wokondedwa. Khalani nokha, monga masiku oyambirira omwe mumadziwana naye: mukugwedezeka pansi, mukugwirana ndi manja anu nthawi zonse, kumangogwedeza ndi kutsutsa mawu onse a mwamuna wanu. Kodi n'zovuta kukumbukira momwe zinalili? Mphoto ya izi idzakhala usiku wa chikondi, mofanana ndi usiku wanu woyamba.

13. Ugone m'maso. Tavalidwa, timakhala moyo wathu wonse. Ndipo mukangokhala pabedi limodzi ndi mwamuna, mudzamva ngati mkazi weniweni.

Tsopano tikudziwa kuyesa wokondedwa wanu. Werengani malangizo awa ndipo muwone momwe mungachitire.