Kudziwa chaka chatsopano

Tsoka ndi joker yosadziŵika. Ndipo chinachitika ndi ine pa Chaka Chatsopano, ndikuwona kuti ndi mphatso yake yowonjezera, koma yopatsa. Komabe, kuti ndipeze izo, ndinafunika kumvetsera kwa mtima wanga m'kupita kwanthawi.


Mu Chaka Chatsopano, sindinazindikire kuti changu cha Andryusha chokumana ndi Chaka Chatsopano m'katikati mwa mzindawo chinawonongeka. Ndipo adandiuza za izi pa December 31, ponena za mphuno pang'ono ndi a malaise ambiri, kenaka anathamangira kuntchito-zofunikira: zonse zimatentha komanso zonse zofiira. Ndinkayikira kunyumba, ndikunyamula keke, yomwe idakonzedwera kwa schitoychika wogwira ntchito. Ndimangokhalira kuponya chidutswa cha keke m'kamwa mwanga, monga telefoni ya Andrew rang. Nthawi zonse zimakhala choncho - ntchentche zimathamanga ndipo ndithudi chinachake chidzaiwala! Monga momwe zinaliri - ndi pakamwa podzala ndi chakudya, ndinayamba kufufuza foni kuti ndiyambe kuimba nyimbo yamtundu wina wamtundu wina. "Kodi ukuganiza kuti ukuganiza zomwe ukufunikira?".

Mofulumira, sindinayang'ane nambalayi , ndikuyesa kumeza chipangizo cha biscuit chakummero pakhosi panga, koma mwakakamiza sanaimire. Poyankha kuti ndakhala chete pa foni, mayiyo anaseka mokweza kuti:
- Kodi mwatiwuza za zolinga zathu? Ndine kale wovala tsitsi! Ndiuzeni pamene mukumuuza kuti achoke, May lav! Ndipo musati kukoka! Mpaka mutandiuza, musadziwonetse ndekha kwa ine! Bwanji iwe uli chete, lapulya?
Panali chete kukhala mwamtendere mu wolandira, ndipo mkaziyo adafuula mosasamala ndikupitiriza kuti:
"Chabwino, Andryusha!" Ndinu mnyamata wachikulire - mudzasankha yemwe muyenera kukhala naye usiku uno! Ndipo musakhale chete ngati kuti simunalipo!

Atangotayika , ndi kubwezera kwazing'ono za beeps, ndinatuluka ndipo ndinamva kuti biscuit ikugwa kwinakwake. Ndipo pokhapokha iye anamverera momwe manja ake anali kugwedezera, ndipo mtima wake unali ukuwomba ngati iwo unasaka. Zikanakhala zothamanga mwamsanga, koma panalibe malo oti muthamange. Kuno kunali kunjenjemera kuti munali mkodzo m'chifuwa, kupuma mofulumira, ndipo kuthamanga komwe kunamenyedwa kunkagwirizana ndi akachisi ake ...
Mpaka mchiwiri womaliza, kufikira wachiwiri womalizira, mpaka atatchula dzina la Andrei, ndinkakhulupirira kuti mkazi uyu ali ndi kuseka kokometsa komanso zovuta zowonongeka za msungwana wopundukayo zinali zolakwika ndi chiwerengerocho. Zili ngati Eva Wakale Watsopano - wopanda pake, mwamsanga, ndikuphimba cholakwika pa nambala yolakwika ... Koma pamene iye, mosasamala za mwini wathunthu, adatcha chikondi cha moyo wanga wonse, Andryusha, ndinazindikira kuti ichi ndi mapeto. Ndipo palibe Chaka Chatsopano chosangalatsa chokhalira ndi kuthera kwa kulakwitsa kapena kukwapusa kwapusa ndi nsanje-kumpsompsona kosangalatsa, misozi ndi mphatso sizidzakhala. Eva Waka Chaka Chatsopano, womwe unali utangoyamba kugwedezeka m'maganizo anga ndi nyenyezi zakuthambo, nyali za Bengal ndi zida zowonongeka m'katikati, mwadzidzidzi anandiyang'ana ndi zisoti zakuda zakuda ndi kumwetulira.
- Scum! - Ndi chidani adamva ogontha akusowa kanthu. "Ndiwe chiwopsya choopsa bwanji!"

Kulira sikunaliko. Ichi ndi ine, chomwe chimatha kulira panthawi yomwe James Bond, pamapeto pake, amasunga bwenzi lake lachibwana lachilendo ndipo amamukankhira m'manja mwa amuna ake amphamvu! Panalibe misozi. Ndipo mutu unali womveka bwino kuposa kale lonse, ndipo motsutsana ndi mbiriyi ya chidziwitso mdima wakuda wakuzungulira maganizo - wina wakuda kuposa wina.
Pansi pa kuwombera kwawo kosatha, ndinayendayenda pakhomo, ndikusonkhanitsa katundu wanga. Mwamwayi Andrew sanapange tsiku la tchuthi m'galimoto sutiketi yanga yaikulu, yomwe inagulidwa pa nthawi ya mdziko lina lomwe likubwera.

Kusonkhanitsa kunali kosavuta kwambiri . Kukumbukira kunabweretsanso mndandanda wa zinthu zofunika kwambiri, ndipo ine, monga momwemo, ndinaponyera wina ndi mzake sutikesi. Nditayanika chophimba tsitsi ndi bokosi laling'ono, ndinatseka sutikesiyo, ndikuyika zikalatazo mu thumba langa ndikuyang'ana kuzungulira nyumba yathu. Ngakhale kuti analipira ndalama mwamsanga, iye ankachita chikondwerero. Mtengo wa Khirisimasi womwe uli pangodya, njoka ya njoka m'mphepete mwa chimanga, yokutidwa ndi tebulo lapala la tebulo ... Kenako foni yanga inalira. Chipindacho chinali chosadziwika, ndipo ndinavomera.
- Dzuŵa! Liwu la Andrei linafuula. "Ndichedwa kuchedwa kuntchito, koma musadandaule." Ndayiwala foni panyumba, ikani iyo kuti makasitomala asama ...
Ndinatsegula mafoni mkatikati mwa chiganizo, ndikuchiika m'thumba mwanga ndikuchoka panyumbamo. Sutukesiyo nthawi yomweyo inali yovuta, koma yabwino kwambiri, ndipo ndinayendetsa patsogolo panga. Keke inasiyidwa pakhomo, kotero panalibe chifukwa choti apite popanda iye kugwira ntchito. Ndinaimbira foni bwana wanga, kutchula kuti force majeure panyumba ndikupempha kuti ndipatse tsiku, ndikulonjeza kuti ndidzabweretsa ntchitoyi pambuyo pa tchuthi kuti ndiperekere chakudya chokwanira. Pa izo ndipo anaganiza. Ine pa makina ankanena za banal Pre-New Year akufuna, ndipo iye amangoyendayenda mosadziwika kumene. Ine ndinalibe dongosolo la kuthawa. Ine sindinamukonzekere iye. Ndipo ndani ali wokonzeka izi? Pokhapokha, amayi akummawa, mwanzeru amamangirira kuchokera kumutu kupita kumapazi ndi zokongoletsera pokhapokha atathamangitsidwa mwangozi kuchokera ku banja la paradaiso. Izi ndi maphunziro a moyo! Ndine mpainiya, nthawi zonse wokonzeka kuchoka!
Ine ndinalibe nthawi yoti ndiganizirepo lingaliro loganiza bwino kwambiri. Pafupi ndi ine taxi inatsika pansi, ndipo dalaivala, ndi galu womenyana, akudumpha kuchokera pawindo, akumwetulira ndipo adakondwera kuti: "Tikupita kuti?" Ndinakumbukira, ndikuganizira mofatsa, ndikuponya adiresi wanga, ndikulowa m'galimoto.

Alongo analibe nyumba , koma tinasinthanitsa makiyi a milandu yonse ya moto, choncho ndinalowa m'nyumbayo popanda mavuto ndipo ndinayimba Lyubasha.
"Simungabwereze!" - Anandilimbikitsa ndi mawu ovomerezeka a mlongo wake wamkulu. - Pali zamphepete mu buffet. Ndikulola kagazi kakang'ono ka gram ya makumi asanu! Ndipo idyani chinachake ...
- Inde, sindikutero! Komabe ndi zimenezo! - kudzera m'mazinyo omwe ndinkamenyana nawo, ndikukwiya ndi mlongo wanga chifukwa cha mawu opusa awa. "Iye anawononga maholide onse kwa ine, koma ine sindimayankhula za moyo nkomwe!" Ndikudula mchira mwamsangamsanga, kenako ndikugwira ntchito mpaka nthawi ya maholide, komanso kuti nthawi iliyonse ndimakumbukira nthawi ya Chaka Chatsopano.
- Ayi, tidzakonza "karma" yopotoka! - Liwu la Mlongo linakhala lokoma komanso lolimba. - Lero mudzachita zonse zomwe mwakonzekera: mudzapita pakati ndikusangalala ndi tchuthi panja ...

Ndinali ndi nthawi yokwanira kuti ndidziwe. Pano pano kuti ugule tekesi kuti ufike pakati, sizinali zenizeni. Ndipo ine ndinapita ku minibus yotsiriza. Panalibe anthu ambiri okwera mmenemo: mnyamata ndi mtsikana atavala Bambo Frost ndi Snow Maiden, okwatirana omwe ali ndi matumba ndi matumba, ndipo munthu wina wokongola kwambiri ali ndi mtengo wa Khrisimasi. Ndinakumbukirabe, nditakhala m'busimayi yomwe adachedwa ndi kugula: Adzabweretsa nyumba yobiriwira yokongola, ndipo sadzakhala ndi nthawi yovala ...

Pamene adakwera kumbali pamakona , njingayi inasunthira pakati pamtima mosasamala. Pa imodzi mwa njira, motowo anadzidzimutsa, anafuula mokweza ndipo anafa. Chaka Chatsopano chisanafike, panali theka la ora. Dalaivala anatemberera, zinali zothandiza kuyang'ana galimoto yotchedwa carburetor, Santa Claus ndi wodutsa ndi mtengo, yemwe anasiya mtengowo pansi pa udindo wanga, anayamba kuyanjana naye. Galimotoyo inali chete, magalimoto anali akukhamukira mozungulira, ndipo zonsezi apo-tarar, zikuwoneka, zinasokoneza miyamba. Chipale chofewa chinagwa mowolowa manja ndipo mosayembekezereka kuti ndinayamba, ndinasiya mtengowo ndikumapita panja. Asanayambe nkhondo ya chimpiyi anakhalabe mphindi 15. Kumalo komweko kunali kofunika kupondereza makilomita ndi hafu. Cape idapenyana ndi okwera ndege ndipo inazindikira kuti tidzakumana ndi tchuthi pomwe pano.
Mnyamatayu anakhazikika mwamphamvu pamtengo wake wa Khrisimasi pabedi lapafupi lapafupi, mwamuna ndi mkazi wake adatuluka m'matumba awo mchipinda ndi kuseketsa chakudya, Santa Claus ndi Snegurochka adakokera kutali (komwe ndinaganiza kuti kuchokera mu thumba ndi mphatso) mapepala apulasitiki wofiira, ndi dalaivala - magetsi a Bengal ndi osokoneza omwe amasungidwa zidzukulu. Ndinkangoganizira za mkatewu, ndikuchoka pa tebulo, ndipo ndinatenga kapu ya pulasitiki ndi maluwa okongola.
- Kuti mukhale osangalala! Lolani izo kuchokera mu chaka chotsatira kupita ku kudza! - Bambo Frost adati.
- Tiyeni tiziyimba ndi nyimbo! Anati mnyamatayo ali ndi mtengo wa Khirisimasi. - Jin! - adakhudza galasi yanga ndikumwetulira moona mtima komanso momveka bwino kuti ndimamva kutentha mumtima mwanga. Ndinayang'ana pozungulira ndipo ndinawona kuti chikhumbo changa chofuna kukomana ndi tchuthi kumalo otseguka chidachitika. Zosangalatsa, zodabwitsa, zopusa, koma ndikudali pano! Mwinamwake akanabangula tsopano, atatsekera yekha m'nyumba ya mchimwene wake, ndikudula belu lopusa, ndipo adadana ndi chiwombankhanga cha Andrei ... Koma ine ndiri pano ndipo tsopano - kumene ndimafuna. Kotero zonse zikuyenda bwino - momwe ziyenera kukhalira!

Ndinapukuta misonzi yomwe inathamanga , ndipo anzanga anandipatsa nsalu:
"Tenga, kapena mascara idzayenda!" Anangomwenso akumwetulira ndikuyang'ana m'diso. - Muli ndi maso okongola komanso okongola. Sindingathe kuchita. Kodi ndizobiriwira?
Ndaseka. Iye ankachita chidwi kwambiri, koma ankachita zinthu moona mtima.
"Quads ndi zobiriwira!" Kodi ndinu imvi?
- Inde. Ndi dzina la Sergey. Ndipo inu?
- Anastasia I ...
- Kuti mudziwe! - timadziwana wina ndi mzake, timamwa kapu ya champagne ndikukumana ndi Chaka Chatsopano kwa matabwa atatu kuchokera pakati pomwe nyimbo zimagunda komanso zofukiza zimagwedeza. Ndiyeno iwo analankhula ndi Sergei usiku wonse. Iye ndi ine tinalibe kulikonse kuti tifulumire. Tinawauza oyendayenda omwe tinkayenda nawo mwachangu, adayendetsa galimoto kwa shuttle, yomwe inachotsedwa ndi ngoziyo, kenako adaganiza zopita ku bar. Mtengo unakhala pakati pa bedi la maluwa.
"Ndikuganiza kuti ali bwino pano!" - anati Sergei, pamene tinachoka. Ndinatenga foni ya Andrei yomwe inali yoipa kwambiri m'thumba mwanga ndikuiika pamtambo pansi pa mtengo ...
Nchiyani chinachitika kenako? Masiku asanu ndi awiri osangalala a chaka chatsopano, pamene sitinayankhulane wina ndi mzake, mofulumira kudzatiuza ife tokha chinthu chachikulu. Kenaka ndinasamuka kuchokera kwa mlongo wanga kupita ku Sergei, chifukwa sindinathe kuganiza momwe ndinakhalira kale popanda iye ...