Aliyense wa inu angakumbukire momwe adatengera kunyumba kuchokera ku ofesi kapena ku resitilanti kachilombo kakang'ono: chokongola chopangira phulusa, chogwirana bwino, kabotolo kakang'ono kamene kankawonekera bwino pa tebulo la khitchini.
Monga lamulo, atatha "zochita zaubwana", "wakuba" akugwedezeka ndi chisangalalo cha adrenaline, chomwe chimakondweretsa mitsempha. Ndiye mkwiyo umabwera ku khalidwe lake, manyazi ndi kudzilumbira yekha kuti izi sizidzachitika kachiwiri. Koma kanthawi kakadutsa, malonjezano amaiwalidwa, ndipo chilakolako chochotsa chovalacho chimadutsa.
Monga akatswiri a zamaganizo amanenera, "zizoloŵezi" zoterezi sizowopsya, ndipo siziyenera kudzikwapula. Anthu oposa theka la anthu padziko lonse akufanana. Kusangalala kwa mwayi wopeza zinthu zabwino kwaulere kumakhudza maganizo a mkazi. Ndiyenera kudandaula ngati kachilombo kakang'ono kamayamba kukula ndikukhala kleptomania.
Zambiri mwa zinthu zomwe "zatengedwa" zilibe ntchito: pepala la ofesi, sopo ndi shampoo kuchokera ku hotelo, envulopu, kapuni, mapensulo ndi pensulo. Koma kubedwa (kutanthauza, ngati muthetsapo tsamba, nthambi) zomera, malinga ndi mawu a Chirasha, zimakhazikika bwino ndikukula.
Chochitika choyamba cha prank monga lamulo, mkazi amalandira ubwana. Kungakhale kumasulira kwaufulu kwa malonda atsopano, mwachitsanzo, maswiti okoma. Atalandira mphoto yamtengo wapatali ndi yofunidwa, asungwana amanyamuka ndikupitilira kangapo mpaka ogawawo awerengere. Zochitika zoyamba zikhoza kukhala zosiyana. Kotero, ndili mwana, panali vuto lotsatira. Tinkakonda kuchezera anzanga a makolo, kumene kunali mtsikana wa msinkhu wanga. Tinasewera, tinawonetsa zovala zomwe zidavala Barbie. Ndimakumbukira momwe ndimakondera suti yofiira ya pinki imene anali nayo! Msungwanayo anachoka m'chipindamo, ndipo mwamsanga ndinaika zovala za chidole m'thumba mwanga. Kunyumba, ndinkamveka Barbie wanga suti yatsopano, yomwe siinali yokongola, komanso yachikulire. Koma, panthawi imene ndimabisala, iye amaoneka ngati wokongola kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi.
Kulakalaka kwaulere "zinthu zosaoneka bwino" sizinali zachilendo kwa anthu otchuka. Kotero, wojambula wina wa ku America pa zokambirana anavomereza kuti anatenga chovala chosawoneka chokwanira kuchokera ku hotelo ku Paris, popanda zomwe moyo unkawoneka wopanda pake. Akuluakulu a ndale amatenga spoon, mipeni, mapulasitiki, ndipo nthawi zina magalasi ochokera kumabwalo odyera.
Pali mtundu wapadera wa "prank wa akazi" pamene mutenga makalata aulere ndi makalata otsatsa malonda kuchokera ku zisudzo ndi masemina. Osati kokha timabuku towonongeka, mabuku ofotokoza ndi timabuku timene timatengedwera, koma mndandanda wamtengo! Nthawi zina makampani akuluakulu amapereka mphatso zaulere, zojambula, zojambulajambula, zojambulajambula ndi T-shirts kwaulere pa zisudzo. Ndipo sizowona manyazi kuti T-sheti yaying'ono zazikulu zisanu kuposa zofunikira, zolemba, zolembera ndi zokumbutsa za nyumba zimasonkhanitsidwa kwambiri. Koma, palibe chomwecho! Pambuyo pazitsevu zonse zomwe zili pakhomolo, zimakhala zosafunika, chiyeretsero chimachitika ndipo zonse zimatayidwa kunja. Malo amapepala atsopano akutulutsidwa.
Zikuwoneka ngati khalidweli ndi la akazi omwe kale anali Soviet Union, pamene zinali zovuta kupeza chinachake chokongola, zinthu zosavuta zinazikonzekera zinthu zosavuta. Koma, malinga ndi kachitidwe kafukufuku komwe anachitika ku US, Japan, Europe, aliyense wachitatu wokhalamo "inde" tyrit "kunyumba, amamva kukhumba kwaulere kutenga timitengo tating'ono tating'ono. Kuchita zoipitsa sizingakhale zopanda phindu, ngati sizikukhala zidole zazikulu.