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Mlamu wake akubwera kwa mpongozi wake atagona pa sofa ndi madandaulo:
"Ndiuzeni, wagonanji?" Mpanda watha, kukhetsedwa kugwa, madenga a denga, ndipo osachepera mukhoza kukhala ndi henna! "Kodi ndi wanga?" Kodi ndikufunikira? Tsiku lotsatira apongozi anga amatsutsa mpongozi wanga kachiwiri kuti: "Kodi mungayambe mpaka liti?" Munda wa ndiwo zamasamba ndi woposa, zenera sizimatseka, chitseko chagwedeza! Mlamu wawo, osatuluka pa sofa, ndiwanyansa kwambiri: "Kodi ndine wanga?" Kodi ndikufunikira? Mlamu anga sakanakhoza kupirira, anathamangira ku Soviet village, anakopera zonse kwa mpongozi wake, adamufunsa kuti: "Kumeneko!" Zonse zakopizidwa kwa inu, pitani mukakonze, konzani! Mlamu wake, atapenda mapepalawo, anayankha mofananamo kuti: "Kodi ndiwe?" Kodi mukufuna? ***************************************************************************************** Mayi ake apongozi ake anabwera kwa mpongozi wake, adathamangira chala chake pamasamulo, m'chipinda chamkati, akuwonetsa fumbi nati (Pa nthawi imodzimodziyo amaganiza kuti mpongozi wake adzakumbukira chinachake monga "Ukhondo ndi chitsimikiziro cha thanzi".) Mayi apongozi aakazi: - Inde, ndikukumbukira. - Ndi chiyani? "Nkhumba nthawi zonse imapeza udzu!" *** Mkazi akuti kwa mwamuna wake: - Amayi anga amakonza m'chipinda, kodi angasunthire kwa ife? Tidzakhalapo kwa mwezi umodzi kapena awiri. "Takhala pamodzi ndi amayi anu milungu iwiri pamene tikuwombera misozi, tinali kuyang'ana mwezi wa amayi anu pamene anansi awo adasefukira, tsopano?" Kodi mungapulumutse bwanji amayi anu? *** - Abramu, kodi mungayamikiridwe? Pomaliza, apongozi ako adafa kodi? "Kodi mwalandira izi kuti?" - Ndinayendayenda panyumba pake, pafupi ndi khomo lake kunali chivindikiro cha bokosi. "Izya, ndikukupemphani." Pakhomo la 9 pansi, nyumba iliyonse ili ndi zipinda 4. O, iyi ndi loti yotere! *** Mayi wachiyuda wachikondi akufuula kuchokera khonde: - Semochka, pita kunyumba mwamsanga! "Amayi, ndi chiyani ichi?" Kodi ndimazizira? - Ayi, Semochka, mukufuna kudya!
*** - Agogo, pano ndinu okalamba, ndikukwatira mtsikana. Iwe udzafa, koma iye adzakhala. "Ndi bwino kukhalabe kusiyana ndi ayi!" *** Bambo agogo anabwera kwa dokotala nati: - Dokotala, ndikukakamira. Agogo, ndinu a zaka zingati? "Makumi asanu ndi atatu." - Kodi mwatsamira 40? -Ayi. - Ndipo pa 60? -Ayi. - Nanga ndi liti pamene mukuyenera kutsokomola? *** Mu ofesiyi, wothandizira amatsegula chitseko ndipo anthu omwe akuchokera pamsewu akumva dokotala akuyankhula ndi wodwala wolemera. - Dokotala, ndili ndi mphuno yamphongo, pakhosi ndi makutu, chifuwa chimayamba. - Muyenera kupita ku mchenga wotentha ku Egypt kapena ku Mediterranean. Chakudya chiyenera kulimbikitsidwa: salimoni, caviar, nkhumba ya nkhumba. Pamapiri otentha amadalira: chinanazi, mango, nthochi. Kenaka agogo aamuna omwe amachoka pamsewu amapita ku ofesiyo ndi mawu akuti: "O, dokotala, ndili ndi chinthu chomwecho: makutu, mmero, ndi chifuwa!" Ndikuyeneranso kupita ku Egypt. Dokotala anamuyang'ana iye pansi pa mphumi yake: "Ndipo iwe, agogo aakazi, tikulani makutu anu muketi yanu ndipo musachedwe kuzungulira mudziwu!" *** Whiteguard wapolisi, atakhala pansi pampando wolowa manja, atakhometsa fayilo ya msomali, munthu wodutsitsa Red Army akutsogoleredwa kwa iye ndipo akufunsa kuti: "Kodi ndichite chiyani za izo?" - Pewani. Waponyera, perekani zotsatirazi: - Ndipo ndikuyenera kuchita chiyani? - Pewani. Ndipo izi zinawomberedwa. Kutsogolera chachitatu: - Ndipo apa ndikuti? - Kuti aponyenso. Mwadzidzidzi, munthu wina wotchedwa Red Army anafuula kuti: "Ayi, sindikufuna!" Sindikufuna! Msilikali - kwa asilikali: - Izi siziyenera kuwomberedwa. - Nanga bwanji mwadzidzidzi? "Chabwino, mukuona: sakufuna."
*** Munthu akukhala mu nyumba yachikale. Usiku iye adanyamuka, nayenda pamsewu, nampatsa mzimu. Manja akuthamanga, akuyesera kuopseza, ndi mawu owopsya akuti: - U-nhu! Ndine woopsa kwambiri, ndikukhala mnyumbayi kwa zaka 300! Mwamuna, wodala: - O, ndiulemerero bwanji! Mwinamwake mukudziwa kumene chimbudzi chiri! *** Anthu osauka anapita ku nkhalango kwa bowa. Mosakayika anayamba kuyamba mdima, mvula yamvula, ndipo anthu osauka anasiya njira yake. Ndizowopseza, osati moyo wozungulira. Iye adafukula ndikupita kukalowa. Amawona kuti pali galimoto, palibe wina mmenemo. Ine ndidzakhala pansi ,_ndikulingalira ,_mu mpando wakumbuyo, ndikudikirira mvula. Mwadzidzidzi galimotoyo inayamba kupita mwakachetechete. Mwamunayo anagwera pampando kuchokera ku mantha, atakhala, akunthunthumira.Achoka m'nkhalango, panjira ya dzenje. "Chabwino, zonsezo ndi lipenga!" Akuganiza mwamunayo. Ndipo iye anayamba kunena zabwino kwa moyo wake. Mwadzidzidzi, dzanja laubweya limaoneka, limagwira gudumu ndikuyendetsa galimotoyo. Kwa muzhik zinakhala zoopsa kwambiri. Pitani kumbuyo kumanda. Galimoto imapita molunjika ku crypt. -Nenani, tsopano zedi - chitoliro! Akuganiza mwamunayo. A-ayi! Kenanso dzanja laubweya limawonekera kudutsa kumbuyo kwawindo ndikuyendetsa galimoto kupyola crypt. Galimoto ikudutsa ndi mudzi wotayika. Mdima. Mwadzidzidzi, molunjika pa galimotoyo ndi agogo aakulu agogo. Mwamunayo anasiya kupuma ndi mantha. Apanso, dzanja laubweya limawoneka ndikupitirira agogo awo. Muzhik anagwidwa ndi mpumulo. Kenaka galimoto imasiya, chovala chokongoletsa ndi manja aubweya akuyang'ana mu salon ndikufunsa wakulima: - Mukuchita chiyani pano? Mwamuna wolimbitsa mawu, woopsya: "I ... i ... pano ndikukhala pansi ndikupita." Tsamba lofuula lakhala likudumpha ndi mkwiyo: - Ayi, iwe uyang'ana! Kwa ine motokomo yawonongeka, ndikukankhira galimoto kwa makilomita asanu, ndikupeza mwamsanga posachedwa, ndipo wakhala pansi, zikupita! *** Moto mu nyumba yachigololo. Chilichonse chozungulira chikuyaka. Aliyense akufuula kuti: "Madzi! Madzi! "Hussar ikuyang'ana panjira ndi mokweza mawu:" Ndipo mu chipinda cha 15 - champagne! "