Mpakana ndili ndi zaka khumi ndi zisanu ndi zitatu, ndimakumana ndi Chaka Chatsopano ndi makolo anga. Ndiyeno usiku wamatsenga wambiri wa chaka unakhala pamodzi ndi mabwenzi apamtima. Koma zaka zitatu zapitazo adatsimikiza mtima: palibe masewera okondana. Ngakhale abwenzi anga ndi anyamata abwino kwambiri, koma kuchokera kwa iwo sali ngati chozizwitsa - simungadabwe kwambiri. Ndikudziwiratu momwe zinthu zidzakhalire. Lera adzayesa kugonjetsa kampaniyo ndi chovala chamagetsi, Irka adzakopeka ndi amuna onse kuti amenyane ndi hyperphlegmatic Tolik, Kostya adzaloweratu nthawi zonse zakumwa zauchidakwa, kuyamba kuyankhula nthabwala za ndevu, ndiyeno kutchula malembo otalikitsa mu Chingerezi, ndipo potsiriza amagwera pansi pa tebulo ndipo amagona pamenepo mugona mokoma.
"Aloleni anyamata akhumudwe nane monga momwe amachitira," ndinaganiza, "koma chaka chino amasangalala popanda ine." Kodi ndingakumbukire ubwana wanga ndikukumana ndi Chaka Chatsopano ndi makolo anga? Ndimakumbukira bwino lomwe Maholide otchuka (monga choncho, ndi kalata yaikulu) iwo anandipangira ine. Mtengo wapamwamba ku denga, ndipo pansi pake - bokosi lopangidwa ndi ndodo, zomwe ndizo zomwe ndimalota kwambiri. Ndili mwana, zonsezi ndizozizwitsa zenizeni. Ndipo tsopano ...
Aloleni okondedwa anga okondedwa akhululukire ine , koma lero izi si zokwanira kwa ine. Kotero_kupita, mukufunafuna Mbalame Buluu! N'zosavuta kunena "patsogolo". Ndipo kodi ndendende? Ngati wina wapereka lingaliro ... "Chabwino," ndinaganiza, "ndizo zonse, zabwino, koma zingakhale zabwino kuganizira zinthu zina zowonjezera. Mwachitsanzo - za chakudya chamadzulo, kapena kuti mimba ili kale ndi njala. " Anayendetsa wailesi ndipo anayamba kumenya mazirawo ndi omelette. Inde, ndi kuzizira: mbale mu dzanja limodzi, mphanda - mu inayo.
- "Kodi mukufuna chozizwitsa pa Chaka Chatsopano?" - anafunsa mawu a munthu.
Ndinatembenukira kwa wolandirayo ndikuyankha mwachidwi kuti: "Ndikufunadi!"
- "Ndiye tikukudikirirani mu chikwama chathu kuti mutenge. Mapulolo amavomerezedwa ... "
"Gulu liti?" - Ndinalira. "Ndiuzeni ine nambala ya foni, mbuzi!"
- "... ku adiresi ... Foni yathu ..." - adamva pempho langa lamakalata. Mwachabe ine ndinamutcha iye mbuzi. Ndikuiwala za omelet ndi njala yanga yachiwawa, ndinapita kukaitana.
- Gulu la usiku "Behemoth", - Mumamve mawu a mtsikana.
- Ndili pafupi kugwiritsa ntchito Chaka Chatsopano.
- Ndi anthu angati? - mtsikanayo adafunsa mu chilolezo.
- Ndine ndekha ... Kotero ndizotheka kapena inu nokha ... Liwu la interlocutor wosaonekayo linataya nthawi yomweyo: "Bwanji? Mungathe, ndithudi ... "
- Nanga ndalama zingati?
- mazana asanu ndi makumi asanu hryvnia.
Ngati ndikanatha kuliimbira mluzu pang'ono, ndikungoyimba mluzu. Ndipo pangokhala pause yokhazikika.
- Zidzakhala zosangalatsa kwambiri, - ngati kuti ndikuona kuti ndikukayikira, msungwanayo wathamangira kukadziwitsa. - Tili ndi DJ wabwino kwambiri. Ndipo pulogalamuyo idzakhala yopambana! Bwerani, simudandaula. Inde, ndayiwala kunena kuti: alendo onse ayenera kukhala ndi zovala zokongola. Ichi ndi chofunikira choyenera.
Ndinalemba mosapita m'mbali mfundoyo.
- Chonde, gulu lathu limakonda kwambiri. Tsiku lina kapena awiri, ndipo sitidzalandira zofuna ... - mtsikanayo anayesa.
- Zikomo kwambiri. Ine ndikuganiza pang'ono, "ine ndinati, ndipo ndinapachikidwa.
"Mazana asanu ndi makumi asanu hryvnia! O! Ndipo zovala zapamwamba sizidziwika, zingakhale zotani, "Ndinaganiza. Ine ndinasiyidwa madola mazana awiri - Ine ndinawasunga iwo pogula malaya a nkhosa.
Kuyika masikelo amodzi a mpweya wokhala ndi chozizwitsa kwa wina - pafupifupi wowoneka, wofiira, wokutidwa ndi ubweya pamphuno (makamaka wobiriwira, pansi pa mtundu wa maso) chovala cha nkhosa. Iye anayeretsa chovala cha nkhosa chalitali. Chabwino chifukwa chake nthawi zonse moyo umandipatsa ine patsogolo pa kufunikira kosankha! kapena-kapena? Chifukwa chiyani enawo ali ndi imodzi, ndi ziwiri, ndi zitatu, ndipo ine ... ndinaganiza zopatutsidwa ndi maganizo okhumudwitsa, ikani TV. Panali filimu yakale "The Bat". Monga ngati kulamula, kudzutsa kukayikira kwanga kachiwiri mu moyo wanga. Kusindikizidwa ndi chothandizira chozizwitsa. Wachikondi wamkulu adayambanso kukondana ndi mwamuna wake, mtumiki Adele anakwaniritsa maloto ake okondedwa - anakhala wojambula, ndipo ambiri ...
Ndinatsimikiza mtima nditatenga foni ndikuimba nambalayi. "Gulu la usiku" Behemoth ", - anamva liwu lodziwika bwino.
- Mtsikana, ndi ine kachiwiri. Kodi ndingapeze liti kumbuyo kwayitanidwe? Kotero, ndikusiya kusinthasintha, ndinapita ku adiresi yolembedwa ndipo ndinasinthanitsa madola zana kuti ndikhale ndi khadi lokongola la tiketi yolowera. Tsopano funso lina linali pamaphunziro: chovala chokongola.
Sindine woveketsa , koma kulamula mu studio ndi okwera mtengo kwambiri. Mwinamwake mungathe kubwereka kwinakwake? Eureka! Katya, mlongo wa mnzanga wa m'kalasi mwathu, amagwira ntchito monga wokwera mtengo ku masewero.
Mosachedwa, ndinapita kukam'tumikira: "Katyusha, save!"
- Kotero, tili ndi chiyani? .. Kwa "Swan", ku "Giselle" ... Kodi mukufuna pakiti?
Sindinkafuna kunyamula. Katya anapitirizabe kufufuza zinthuzo: "Ichi ndi cha Onegin, ndi cha Mulunguunov ..." Ulemu wamtundu, "" Faust "... Ndi chiyani, palibe chomwecho? Osati chifukwa chakuti sindinakonde chilichonse, koma maso anga anathawa kuchokera ku ulemererowu. Katya anatanthauzira chizindikiro mwa njira yakeyi:
"Noodoo ... Darn zinthu zakale." Tili ndi suti zatsopano ... Kuyamba kwa "Rigoletto" kusokedwa. Kodi mukufuna kuti ndikuwonetseni? Chovala choyamba chinandigwedeza. Ayesera. Iyo inakhala ngati galasi.
"Kodi ndingakwanitse?" - ndikuchonderera ine ndinanena, ndipo chifukwa cha kukhutira, kuwonjezera manja ake pachifuwa chake: - Musawope, ndine wodekha ndi wodetsedwa!
Katya anali chete.
"Ndidzasiya chikole," ndinakangana ndikukwera m'thumba langa.
Inu mumatenga izo makumi atatu ndi chimodzi, ndipo inu mumatenga izo poyamba kunyumba kwanga. Kumbukirani: ngati chinachake chimachitika kavalidwe, ndidzathamangitsidwa nthawi yomweyo. Kodi mumamvetsa? Ndinagwedeza, koma sindinakhulupirirebe mwayi umenewu. Zovala izi zimangokakamiza kukopa Chozizwitsa, ngati maginito. Icho chokha chiri chozizwitsa chaching'ono. Pa December 31, patatha theka lachisanu ndi chinayi madzulo, ndinali wokonzeka kukwera pamtsinje wa Blue Bird. Ndondomeko yamakono yotsegula mphuno yanga inandipangitsa ine kuwoneka ngati duchess weniweni. Ndili wokondwa nthawi yomaliza ndikudzifufuza ndekha pagalasi, ndinatenga sitepe ndikuyang'ana pakhomo ndipo ... "Pano pali nsalu! - Pokhumudwa, adadzigwetsera pamphumi. - Ndingatani kuti ndifike ku kampu mu fomu iyi? "Zikomo Mulungu, pafupifupi nthawi yomweyo n'kotheka kuyitanitsa teksi ndi foni.
Posakhalitsa belu linati : "Tulukani. Galimoto ili kale pakhomo. " Taxi ndi nambala yofunikira inali mkati, koma osati pakhomo, monga momwe ndinadziwira. Kuti muyendetse pakhomo lokha, muyenera kupanga malo okwera, kuyendayenda pakati pa nyumba, ndi phazi - pafupi mamita khumi ndi asanu kapena makumi awiri: zitsulo zamtundu wodutsa mumtunda wovuta. Dalaivala, mnyamata wamng'ono, kusuta ndi nkhope yosangalatsa pafupi ndi galimoto. Ndinachoka pakhomo ndipo ndinkangokhalira kudumphira pang'onopang'ono, osangoyamba kulowa mumatope. Mnyamatayo adataya ndudu ya ndudu, adatembenukira kwanga ndipo ... - Dikirani !!! Iye anafuula ngati kuti akuyesera kuimitsa sitimayo. "Ine ndikubwera kwa iwe pakali pano!" Patangopita mphindi zochepa, ndikuyendetsa mabaki, tekima inaima mita imodzi kuchokera kwa ine. Dalaivala adalumpha kuchoka mu galimotoyo. Asanatsegulire chitseko kwa ine, anandiuza mwakachetechete kuti: "Izo sizichitika monga chonchi." Sindimamvetsetse kuti mawuwa anali otani, koma pazifukwa zina zinakhala zosangalatsa komanso zosangalatsa. Tinagwiritsira ntchito chipinda mu mphindi makumi awiri. Nditatha, ndinatuluka m'galimoto. "Kodi ndikuyenera kukunyamula m'mawa?" Woyendetsa galimotoyo anafuula. Ndinayang'ana kuzungulira magalimoto a Mercedes atayima pambali pake, "alendo a BMW Volvo" a gululo. Chozizwitsa cha Chaka Chatsopano, chomwe ndikuyembekezera, ndithudi chinaphatikizapo kuti ndikapita kunyumba pa imodzi mwa magalimoto akunja. "Osati," ine ndinati, ndipo ndinapita kukalembera mwambo wa nkhaniyi. Singles, monga ine, anali ochepa pano. Makamaka - maanja ndi makampani ang'onoang'ono.
Koma posakhalitsa alendo adasokonezeka , ndipo zinali zosatheka kudziŵa amene anabwera ndi ndani. DJ mu chipindacho chinali chodabwitsa kwambiri, matebulo anali odzaza ndi zakudya zokoma, nthabwala zonyansa zinalowetsedwa ndi zodabwitsa zokondweretsa monga zojambula ndi akatswiri akuluakulu a moto. Atatu mwa iwo anandisonyeza zizindikiro za chidwi: munthu wamtali wovala zovala za Mephistopheles, mfumu yachiroma yofiira toga ndi Viking wokongola, wokongola. Onse atatu akufuna kuti ndiyambe kuvina, ndikuyamikira kwambiri ndikukambirana za makampani awo olemera. Ndinasokonezeka: Sindinathe kusankha kuti ndiwotani. "Osangalala kwambiri ndi erudite - mosakayikira, Mephistopheles," anaganiza, potsirizira pake. "Tidzasiya!"
Koma posakhalitsa kunatuluka pang'ono, koma chosasangalatsa kwambiri tsatanetsatane. Pamene ndinkvina ndi satana wokongola, nthawi zonse ankayang'anitsitsa kumbali ya Snow Queen. Adzandikumbatira ndikumuyang'ana. Kuthokozedwa kumangomveketsa m'makutu mwanga - ndikuponyanso maso anga.
"Kawirikawiri Irkin kusiyana", - kuganiza ndi kusintha kwa Viking, amene chisoni chake kuyambira pachiyambi chinandichititsa chidwi kwambiri pa ine. Viking inkatchedwa kokha Scandinavia - Vasya. Basil anali wabwino, kupatulapo katatu: nthawi zambiri ankagwiritsa ntchito galasi la brandy. Mu ola lachitatu la usiku iye anali kale wosakhazikika pamapazi ake, kotero, atakhala pansi pambali pake, anayamba kuwononga poizoni zakale komanso zodabwitsa. Pa atatu iye, kunthabwala kwanga, kutayika ndi kugona, ndikugwetsa mutu wake patebulo, kusowa mbale ndi salabu masentimita angapo. "Bwanji, nchifukwa ninji ndizosasamala kwambiri kwa ine?"
- Ndinali wokonzeka kulira misozi. Kaisara anandiyandikira. Mwa njira, mofatsa ngati galasi. Ndinayang'ana mwachidwi kwa iye ndikuganiza kuti: "Mwina ndi chozizwitsa cha Chaka chatsopano chomwe chimamudziwa?"
"Kodi mlendo wokongola amasangalala?" Ndinanyodola mawu oti banal, koma ndinangomung'ung'udza ndikugwedeza.
"Tsopano ndikulimbikitsani," Mfumu Emperor inalonjeza, kuchotsa chinthu kuchokera ku zolembera zake ndi phokoso la "Hurray!" ... The clapper inagwa kuchokera pamwamba pa khutu langa, ndikudzaza confetti ndi mchere umene ndinagwira m'manja mwanga. Mmodzi mwa mapepala oyipawa akudutsa mu chigoba cha mask anandigwira ine pomwepo. Ine ndinamveka ndi kunyoza maso anga ndi chifuwa changa. Chidziwitso-Chi Romanian chinakanizidwa ndi mawu oyipa ndipo chinatulutsa watsopano. Maso olumala anayamba kumwa. Kuchokera pansi pa chigoba cha tsaya lakumanzere misozi imalira, ndiye-kumanja. Chinali chodabwitsa: diso ili silidasokoneza.
Ndinayang'ana pozungulira. Anthu anali kuseketsa, ndipo palibe amene amasamala za ine. Chozizwacho sichinagwire ntchito. Poyesa kuti ndisakope chidwi, ndinatulukira kumsewu. Ndikabisala zala zanga zazing'ono pansi pa zida zanga, ndinadutsa pamagalimoto angapo akunja kupita kumsewu kumene ndingapeze wogulitsa payekha. Makina ovuta kwambiri mumzerewu sanali galimoto ina yachilendo, koma m'malo mwake anamenyedwa ndi "Volga" ndi oyang'anira pa scallop. Iye anayang'ana mu salon. Mnyamata yemwe anandibweretsa kuno akugona pa mpando wakutsogolo. Ine ndinamuwuza mu galasi. Mnyamatayo anatsegula maso ake, adatembenuza mutu wake ndikubwereza mawu ake osamvetsetseka akuti: "Sizichitika."
"Kodi munganditengere kunyumba?"
Mnyamatayo anatuluka m'galimoto, anatsegula chitseko, ndipo pamene ndinalowa m'galimoto, anandifunsa mwadzidzidzi pamasaya: "Chaka Chatsopano Chimwemwe, Mfumukazi." Kodi mukukhulupirira kuti zozizwitsa zimachitika? Ndipo ndikudziwa kale kuti ndipanso! Ndipo nthawi zambiri mumatsenga a Chaka Chatsopano. Nanga bwanji ngati Dima ndi woyendetsa galimoto wamba, osati wofalitsa kapena Dutch milliononaire? Komabe, msonkhano wathu unali chozizwitsa chenichenicho. Ndipo kwa ine, ndi kwa iye. Chifukwa chikondi nthawi zonse ndi chozizwitsa. Chozizwitsa chachikulu koposa!