Phunzirani kukhala pamagazi, kuponyera kumbuyo kwa mutu wanu kapena kukupweteka ngati njoka: Anyamata onse akulota kugonana ndi amodzi a masewera olimbitsa thupi, chifukwa amatha kudziyika okhaokha pamtundu uliwonse womwe sungagwirizane ndi "Kamasutra."
Khalani ndi chizoloŵezi chotsekera botolo la zakumwa zomwe amakonda kwambiri kunyumba. Yambani njira yachifumu: pa thireyi ndi pulogalamu yabwino. Chitani izi m'magulu awiri: ndizoipa komanso zabwino. Ndipo muyimirire pomaliza kumuuza za kuopsa kwa mowa.
Musati mubise ulemu wanu kwa iye. Munthu ali ndi ufulu wokondwera ndi wokondedwa wake osati pabedi. Nanga bwanji kupukuta pansi pamene akuwerenga buku lomwe amalikonda pabedi? Ndikhulupirire, zomwe mukuchita sizidzadziwika. Musakhale wamanyazi. Muyenera kuchita zonse mwapadera, bola ngati mbuzi ili pamwamba, ngati gulu "Chinsinsi" kamodzi kanayimba.
Kugwiritsa ntchito mauthenga apamtundu kuti mudziwitse mnyamatayo za kubwera kwa makolo anu komanso kufunika kogula mphatso kwa tsiku la kubadwa kwa mnzanuyo ndikuwononga ndalama. Bwanji musamupatse kugonana pa foni, makamaka pamene akusowa msonkhano wotsatira. Imeneyi ndi njira yabwino kwambiri yolimbikitsa malingaliro achimuna ndipo ndi otchipa kwambiri kuposa ntchito zomwezo za ogwira ntchito zamagulu ogonana.
Musamayembekezere chibwenzi chanu kugula filimu yatsopano kuchokera kwa mkulu yemwe amakonda. Tsatirani zomwe mwajambula pa DVD ndikugula zambiri, kuti muthe kupeza njira yosavuta yothetsera ubale wanu ndi wokondedwa wanu. Anyamata ambiri amakonda zidole, ndipo pokhapokha pali china chilichonse. Kuphatikizanso apo, mumayang'ana, ndipo mafilimu omwe mumawakonda ayamba kugwa.
Kodi nthawi zonse simukhala ndi mwayi wofuula mokondweretsa chibwenzi chanu? Gwiritsani ntchito chinenero chamanja kwa ichi. Mukakwera mumsanja wonyamula anthu, gwirani izi ... Chabwino, inu bwino mukudziwa chifukwa chake. Ngati ndinu mtsikana wodzichepetsa ndipo chinthu choterocho chikuwoneka choopsa kwambiri kwa inu, ndiye ingompsompsona bwenzi lanu patsaya ndi kunong'oneza m'kamwa mwake mawu angapo okondana. Ndikhulupirire, adzakondwera kuti simukuchita manyazi ndikumverera kwanu.
Nthano yakuti machitidwe apamtima ayenera kuchitidwa padera, adabwera ndi aakazi achikulire a Hollywood omwe sakanatha kuchitiranso chikwama cha bikini pamaso pa anyamata achichepere. Simungaiwale kuti mutsuke mofulumira kumbuyo kwake, chengetsani ndevu zanu za ndevu ndi ndevu - palibe chomwe chimakondweretsa mwamuna monga momwe mkazi amaonera thupi lake.
Lekani kufuula "Kenanso mumadya mazira otukumula!" Akamadya mazira. Kumbukirani kamodzi kokha: mazira ndi othandizana nawo. Iyi ndi njira yofulumira kwambiri, yosavuta komanso yotsika mtengo kwambiri yopangira mapuloteni, omwe ndi ofunika kwa iye, kuphatikizapo za munthu, thanzi. Sizayenera kubwereza kuti cholesterol cha dzira chimayipitsa madokotala onse. M'malo mwake, sungani molimba mtima mbale yake ya abambo. Inu muli nazo bwinoko.
Ngati mukuganiza kuti zokoma zokoma ndizopadera kwa amayi, mukulakwitsa kwambiri. Simudya limodzi ndi theka panthawi pa maphwando a gulu. Ndipo amadya! Kotero, pokonzekera kukomana naye, ganizirani momwe mungakondweretsere. Musamangokhalira kukonda mipiringidzo. Sankhani chokoleti chakuda kwambiri, chomwe chimapangitsa kuti mapurinphine apangidwe. Izi, zedi, chimwemwe chokulunga mu zojambulazo.
Sikofunika kukokera mnyamata kupita ku disco ngati mukufuna kuvina. Kusangalala kunyumba ndi pansi pa nyimbo zomwe amakonda. Adzasangalatsidwa, makamaka ngati mutayamba kupalasa pansi pa Album yatsopano "Metallica".
Ngati chibwenzi chanu chimakonda kuponya masokosi kuzungulira nyumba, musamukakamize, koma pangani "Party ya masokosi obalalika." Mu sitolo "Zonse za 1 hryvnia" kugula thumba la masokosi, ndipo mu dipatimenti ya katundu wa ana ndi siren yaing'ono ndi megaphone ya chidole. Tsopano sungani! Onetsetsani sevi pamutu panu, pitani m'chipindamo pamene akuyang'ana TV, ndikubalalitsa masokosi m'chipinda chonse, kuimba: "Mwalandiridwa ndi Socks Spreading Service!" Ntchitoyi adzakumbukira kwamuyaya ndipo sadzaponyanso masokosi!
Tengani lamulo la kuyitana makolo ake, kotero mukhoza kuphunzira momwe mungapangire ubale wabwino ndi wokondedwa wanu. Amene, ngati sali iwo, angakuuzeni momwe mungagwirire munthu yemwe amawoneka ngati iwo madontho awiri a madzi. Ndimapereka chitsimikizo cha zana limodzi: Zokangana zanu zidzathera mutangotchula mawu amatsenga "Chabwino, ndipita, ndikuitana mayi anu." Musaiwale: mukumenyana kulikonse chinthu chachikulu chimakhala cholimbikitsa!
Kuwona momwe minofu ya mnyamata wanu ikulira, nthawi zina mumayifuna nthawi yophunzitsa.
Ziwonekere muholoyi pamapeto pa maphunziro ake, ndipo tsiku lino lidzakumbukiridwa kwa nthawi yaitali. Sikuti kukhalapo kwa mkazi kumadzutsa mphamvu ya othamanga. Ndi nthawi yanu yoyamba kubwera kwa iye kuti muphunzitse. Ndipo choyamba chimakumbukiridwa nthawizonse. Musamaope kuti mupite nokha - mutenge bwenzi lanu. Mwinamwake iye adzasamalira winawake pamenepo. Ndipo mumamva bwino, ndipo bwenzi lanu limapindula.
Anyamata amakonda kumvetsera ngati atsikana, choncho m'mawa muofesi amapeza padiresi yanu khadi losayina, ganizirani kuti madzulo amakukondani. Ngakhale mmalo mwa makadi ndi bwino kumutumizira kacheti ku Kiev ndi saladi.
Phunzirani kumvetsa zamagalimoto zamtengo wapatali ndi zakumwa zoledzeretsa. Zimatengera nthawi yochepa, koma mau anu okhudza Ardbeg sikuti amasuta ngati Lafrouge, ngakhale kuti ambiri amatsenga akuganiza choncho, ndipo kuimitsidwa kwa Vaisman kuli kolimba ngati pa "Morgan", idzachititsa kukula kwa zochita zanu. Pambuyo pake, ubale wanu udzasinthadi!
Lembani dzina lake. Koma sankhani malo omwe angamuone yekha. Kuphulika kwa kudzidzimvera kwa mnyamata wanu ndi kotsimikizika! Komabe, ngati sindikudziwa kuti uyu ndiye munthu wotsiriza, tchulani kanthawi kochepa, kapena muyenera kuchotsa dzina la okondedwa anu m'thupi lanu, monga Angelina Jolie ndi nyenyezi zina zomwe mukuyenera kuziwona.
Tsitsani kusewera kwa masewera omwe amakonda kwambiri pakompyuta. Simudziwa kuchita izi, funsani sysadmin. Bwerani kunyumba kale ndipo mwinamwake muyese kuti mukuyesera kudutsa msinkhu uwu watsopano. Ngati akuwonani kuti mukusewera masewera osakonzekera, mudzakhala fano lake. Osachepera kwa kanthawi.
Phunzirani kukonzanso fumbi. Ndi njira iyi yomwe nthawi zambiri imapangitsa anyamata kukhala openga: ambiri amangopanga. Musati muyesetse kutenga chotupa ndi mapiritsi musanabwerere kunyumba. Lembani chizindikiro choyamba kuti sangakwanitse kugwira ntchito yaumunthu. Chabwino, muli ndi mphotho ya izi. Chimene, chimadalira lingaliro la chibwenzi chako.
SMS si njira yabwino kwambiri yosonyezera malingaliro. Uthenga wochepa ungafalitsidwe, mwachitsanzo, pagalasi. Gulani milomo yotchipa makamaka pa nkhaniyi ndikulembera makalata achidule. Musamafunike kuwakumbutsa kuti ndi nthawi yobwezera zofunikira kapena kupita kwa detergent. Gwiritsani zojambulajambula pachithunzi cha timu yomwe timakonda kwambiri pa tsiku lofunika kwambiri. Ngakhale othamanga ataya, ndithudi mudzapambana. Ndipo kuti mukondweretse chigonjetso, simukuyenera kuyembekezera mpaka masewerawo atha. Pemphani zithunzi za zithunzi za makolo ake, fufuzani zithunzi za ana ake ndi kuwapanga ngati ma Album omwe amawoneka pamodzi panthawi yamakono okondana.
Tsegulani nyimbo yomwe amamukonda, imbani mu maikolofoni, ndiyeno muyike nyimbo yomweyo. Wokonzeka kudzaza njirayo mu iPod yake ndikudikirira zotsatira. Ngati sakuyamikila, yang'anani nokha munthu wokhudzidwa kwambiri. Ngati simukudziwa momwe mungagwiritsire ntchito mkonzi wa nyimbo omwe amakulolani kuti muchepetse nyimbo zingapo, mumayenera kutenga zochepa pa kompyuta. Koma ndizofunika.
Tengani chithunzi! Mwachitsanzo, osati ndi chibwenzi, ndi galu wake ndikuyika chithunzichi m'chikwama chake. Pamene akumba muchikwama, amapeza chithunzichi ndikuwerenga kumbuyo "Tikukusowa", adzakhetsa misonzi, kuponya zonse ndikupita kunyumba. Chinthu chachikulu ndichoti madzulo ano simukukonzekera kuti muzisonkhana pamodzi ndi anzanu-abwenzi anu. Khalani ndi phwando. Osati kwa atsikana okha, koma phwando lenileni lachinyamata. Funsani abwenzi ake onse, musamuuze, ndithudi, osati mawu. Ndipo musati muyese kuchoka pamene anyamata akuledzera. Ichi ndi lingaliro lanu, ndipo ndinu gawo lokwanira pazochitikazi. Msonkhano wa abwenzi akale okonzedwa ndi inu ndi mphatso yabwino kwambiri, kuphatikizapo mudzakhala ndi mwayi waukulu womvetsera zomwe amamuneneza ndi anzake.
Gulani ulendo. Chikondi! Kwa awiri, ndithudi. Ayi, osati mu bungwe loyendayenda, koma pa siteshoni ya sitima. Tengani matikiti kupita ku siteshoni ya pamatawuni kwa ola limodzi, ndipo kuchokera kumeneko, kupondaponda pamapazi. Ndi wotchipa komanso wokwiya. Musaiwale kuti ubale wanu uli ngati antenna ya TV: onse amadalira kwambiri malo omwe mungawaike. Phunzirani kudzikweza ndi kudzikankhira nokha pazitsulo zosagwirizana. Kokani mnyamata payendo, ndikudutsa malo owonetsera, perekani kuti mupikisane. Ngakhale mutayika, mphamvu yanu yogwiritsira ntchito mphamvu izi zidzamuphwanya pomwepo.
Kunja kwake mutu! Nditengereni ku malo oyendetsa ndege ndikuyendetsa maloto ake akale kuti muthamange ndi parachute. Pewani kugonana kwa adrenaline kungathe kugonana mpaka kalekale.
Limbikitsani kusewera ndi mnyamata wanu pogwiritsa ntchito makadi. Koma kumbukirani, ntchito yanu ndikutsimikiza kuti adzapambana. Ngati simukumvetsa tanthauzo la masewerawa, timafotokoza: ndizofanana ndi zojambulazo, zokhazokha.
Mupempheni kuti awombere chithunzichi. Mulole kuti asankhe nyimbo iliyonse imene mumayimba, ndi kujambulira zojambula pavidiyo. Ikani kanema pa youtube.com ndikusiya kugwirizana kwa anzanu. Adzawauza kuti: "Nkhumba, chonde, perekani!" Iye adzakhutitsidwa.
Ngati mukufuna kukonza kusokoneza banja, mulole kuti zizichitika ngati nkhondo ya kirimu. Musanayankhe funso lopweteka, konzekerani miphika yambiri ya kirimu ndikuyambira mabomba ambiri pa yankho lililonse lolakwika. Kutha kusamba kumayenera kukamaliridwa m'chipinda chogona, kutseka kirimu kuchokera ku thupi la womenyedwa.
Mugule iye ndi wekha chinthu chomwecho. Jackets ndi zipewa, mwachitsanzo. Tsopano nonse a inu mudzawoneka ngati amodzi, ndikukutembenuzirani. Ndipo amuna amakonda pamene amvetsera. Ngati zili zovuta kwa iye, musam'tumize kwa anzanu, koma nthawi imodzi mumacheze ndi mnzanuyo. Polimbana ndi mavutowa, mutha kusewera "ng'ona", monga Madonna mu filimu "Gone". Muzimuthandiza kumusisita nkhope. Iye samalingalira nkomwe zosangalatsa izo. Simuyenera kuchepetsa nkhope yanu. Gulani mfuti ya chibayo ndipo gwiritsani chithunzi chachikulu cha bwana wake. Pamene chibwenzi chanu chibwera kunyumba mutalandira chiphuphu kuchokera kwa akuluakulu ake, mupatseni "Kupha Mtsogoleri."
Ngati mwamuna wanu nthawi zonse amatha kugwira ntchito, musayembekezere kuti abwerere kunyumba. Tengani tepi ndikupita kwa iye. Kumeneko mudzatha kusewera mtsogoleri ndi mlembi popanda, motero, kupuma kuchokera kuzipangizo.
Mpatseni chinthu chomwe sichikhoza kugulitsidwa mu sitolo yowonongeka. Ngati ali ndi chidwi ndi mbiri, fufuzani chida cha nkhondo cha Second World War, bokosi - magolovesi ndi autograph ya Klitschko. Ubwino uwu ndi wodzaza ndi malonda a intaneti. Mwamangirire thukuta. Kapena osachepera masokosi. Amaphunzira za luso lanu ndipo amakumbukirani inu, nthawi iliyonse yomwe muyikapo chinthu ichi.
Pezani malo omwe amawerenga pa tsiku logwira ntchito, ndipo yambani kuyendera zofananazo, madzulo, kambiranani naye zokondweretsa.
Mupempheni kuti akuphunzitseni njira zodzitchinjiriza. Adzakhala wolimba ndipo adzakhala ndi udindo kwa inu mwamuna.
Pa Chaka Chatsopano, adamupempha kuti ayamikire anzake. Zovala za Santa Claus ndi Snow Maiden! Madzulo ano muli otsimikiza mtima kwambiri.
Osakondwerera kukondwerera 8th March. Chokhalitsa, kamodzi ndi zonse! Pa nthawiyi, akufuna kukonza phwando ndipo adzakumbukira izi posachedwa pa Moscow Railway. Kotero inu simudzakhalanso ndi maholide ena, koma mnyamatayo adzakhala wokondwa.
Musataya zowonjezera zithunzi zomwe adazichita kwa ambassy wotsatira. Onetsetsani iwo, amawagwirizanitse ndi mphete ndi kuziika m'makutu anu. Mudzamuthandiza kuzindikira kuti mumayamikira kwambiri diamondi.
Muuzeni kuti ayende pa gudumu la Ferris, funsani makinawo kuti apereke mphotho yochepa kuti asiye kukongola pamene nyumba yanu ili pamwamba. Maminiti asanu adzakwanira kuti tsiku lino likhale losakumbukika kusiyana ndi kuthawa kwa Gagarin koyamba mu malo.
Yambani kukambirana funso la kumanga nyumba yanu. Kukamba za tsogolo la mgwirizanowu kumalimbikitsa mgwirizano wa mizimu, yomwe siyiyambe yodziwika bwino.
M'patseni mwana. Izi zimabweretsa pamodzi kusiyana ndi "mphatso" iliyonse ndipo imatseka ming'alu mu ubale bwino kuposa gulu lililonse. Ngati zikuwoneka kuti kwa mwanayo sanakwanire, mumupatse galu. Msiyeni iye aziphunzitsa.
Lembani ndakatulo za ubale wanu wachikondi. Sindikudziwa kulemba ndakatulo? Musadandaule! Taya ma SMS ndi maimelo anu pa kompyuta yanu. Pamene ziyimiridwa mokwanira, sindikizani ndi kupanga buku kuchokera mmenemo. Mphatso yotereyi ndi yosiyana kwambiri ndi malembo pakati pa Van Gogh ndi mchimwene wake, ndikulumbira!
Ndipo bwanji osasewera? Zosintha za m'nyanja, kuyamba kumagwiritsa ntchito slippers pansi ndi kutha ndi mayitanidwe a abwenzi ake.
Tsopano ojambula zithunzi zambiri amapanga mabasi ku zithunzi. Ndikofunika, koma taganizirani zomwe mnyamata wake anachita, yemwe, atadzafika ku dacha, adzapezapo chophimba chenichenicho!