Ndikufuna kugawana nthano za momwe ndagwirira ntchito polisi, ndipo ntchitoyi inaphwanya umunthu wanga m'fumbi. Ndibwino kuti kenako ndinatha kudzimangira ndekha!
Lingaliro la kukhala apolisi linayendetsedwa ndi amayi anga, omwe ankawopa kwambiri kuti sindikanakhala opanda ntchito pa gawo lirilonse la moyo wanga. Nthaŵi zonse ndinkafuna kukokera ndikupeza ndalama, koma makolo anga sanandilole kuti ndichite izi. Kupyola pakati pa anyamata ndi atsikana omwe anali pakhomo la ofesi ya Unduna, kunali kovuta, koma ine, ndi ophunzira anga apamtima, ochita masewera a basketball ndi khalidwe la moto, ndinatha kukhala pa desiki ya bungwe la malamulo. Ziribe kanthu momwe zinalili zovuta kuti ndiphunzire, nthawi zonse ndinkayembekeza kuti ndikadzabwera kuntchito, zonse zidzasintha bwino.
Pambuyo pa zaka zinayi ndikudandaula ndi mpikisano wolamulira pakati pa apolisi akuluakulu ndi apamwamba, ndinalandira apolisi pamapewa a lieutenant, ndikudandaula, ndikupita kukagwira ntchito ngati wofufuzira. Poyamba ndinagwira ntchito mumzinda wina, kumene malipiro onse amapita kukagula chakudya ndi chakudya, koma mwamsanga ndinasamukira kumudzi kwathu, ndikusunthiranso kukakhala ndi makolo anga.
Ndaphunzira kusuta ntchito isanakwane mumzindawu, tsiku ndi tsiku ndinayamba ndi chipinda chosuta fodya pamalo a asilikali, kumene gulu la amuna abwino ochokera kunthambi yathu linasonkhana. Phokoso, din, cackle, utsi - kotero tinakweza mizimu yathu isanayambe ntchito. Kenaka aliyense anafulumirira kupita ku chipinda chakumisonkhano ku chipinda chachitatu, ndipo ine, mu diresi ndi nsapato, pakati pa gulu lalikulu la anthu, ndinakwera masitepe, ndikudziyang'ana okha.
Amayi anga nthawi zonse ankandiphunzitsa kuvala bwino, kupenta, ngakhale asanapite ku sitolo kudutsa m'nyumba zingapo. Mu dipatimentiyi, sindinagwetse pansi pa malamulo a kukongola. Mpangidwe wa wofufuzirayo ukanatha kugwila ntchito, nthawi yonse imene ndinkavala "nzika". Ziri bwino kuti mu gulu la amuna, komwe, pambali panga panali amayi angapo, okalamba kwambiri, ndinamvetsera pamphepete mwawo. Onse okwatirana ndi osakwatiwa tsiku ndi tsiku sanaphonye nthawi yomwe amasuta ndi ine pa ndudu, kumwa khofi, kapena kungothamangira ku ofesi yanga. Ngakhale pamisonkhanoyi, abambo sanandifunse makamaka malamulo ndi malamulo a malamulo (ngakhale kuti ndinkawadziwa mozama), ndipo nthawi zambiri ankangomasuka komanso kusefukira.
Inde, chidwi changa chinandichititsa chidwi. Koma poyamba ndinali ozizira kwambiri ndi aliyense, chifukwa ndinali ndi mnyamata yemwe ubale wake unakhalapo kwa chaka chachinayi. Chirichonse chinapita ku ukwatiwo.
Simunazipeze.
Kuyankhulana kuntchito ndi amuna kunakhazikitsidwa molingana ndi ndondomeko yosavuta. Monga wofufuzira, ndinawapatsa malangizo, ndikukangana chifukwa cha kukana kuchita izi kapena ntchito, ena adalonjeza, chifukwa anali okalamba komanso ovomerezeka kwa msungwana wa epaulets. Kawirikawiri, pokhala makamaka mu gulu la amuna kuyambira tsiku loyamba ku sukuluyi, ndinkakhala wolimba, okhwima komanso osamala kuti ndiyang'ane zinthu. Ndinakhumudwa pamene ine, monga wofufuza kafukufuku, ndinapanga zolakwa, ndipo mmodzi wa antchitowo, powona izi, ankaseka, kenako anandifotokoza nkhani yakugonjetsedwa kwanga kulikonse. Nkhani za ulamuliro pakati pa apolisi, kenako - apolisi, samasintha kwambiri kufunika kwake. Pali njira ziwiri zokha zomwe mungathere: kaya ndinu kuseka ndipo mukuchita nawo ntchito yanu, kapena ndinu wogwira ntchito, yemwe mumamvetsera. Khalani pakati pa botilo silingatheke, makamaka msungwana, yemwe amuna, malinga ndi miyambo yabwino yakale ya kusiyana pakati pa amuna ndi akazi, adzaonedwa ngati wopusa.
Chovuta kwambiri chinali kuyankhulana pa tsikulo, pamene akugwira ntchito, mu dipatimenti yopanda kanthu, amayenera kusankha kuti achoke ndi gulu lake. Inde, mu gulu lochita kafukufuku munali amuna okha. Kawirikawiri anali dalaivala, wogwira ntchito, woyang'anira chigawo. Kuphatikizanso, woyang'anira ntchito ndi wothandizira wake nthawizonse amakhala muofesi. Kuwongolera kwa magulu kunasintha nthawi zonse, koma nthawi zonse pakati pa amuna ndiwo omwe sanaphonye nthawi kuti andiyang'anire. Mwakumvetsera ine sindikutanthauza kuyankhulana kwachilendo, koma nthabwala zachinyengo, zizindikiro, ngakhale kuchotsedwa kwa manja. Mwamwayi, ndimakonda nsapato yunifolomu yaketi.
Patapita nthawi, chifukwa cha kuwonongeka, ndinayamba kulankhula chinenero chawo. Palibe ponseponse m'matchulidwe omwe sanapite, koma izi zinali zokwanira kuti asunge chidwi.
Chaka chotsatira ndinapatsa antchito anga mwachangu osati nthawi yogwira ntchito, monga "kubweretsa-kusindikizidwa-mafunso", komanso pakhomo pawokha, pofuna mwakachetechete kuti munthu amene alowa mu ofesi amathawa khofi, maswiti kapena mankhwala. Inde, phindu lawo. Kunyada kwanga kunakula tsiku ndi tsiku, ndipo palibe amene anandimitsa ine. Amuna onse anakonzeka, amayi omwe anali njoka ananong'oneza kumbuyo kwawo, koma nthawi zambiri sindinkalankhulana nawo, ndipo makolo ndi mnyamata samadziwa chilichonse. Anzanga sankasamala zomwe ndikuchita ku dipatimenti yanga yamapolisi, chinthu chachikulu ndi chakuti ayenera kuwawona kamodzi pa masiku awiri.
Zowononga zonse zomwe ndinapeza kuntchito zinkandithandizanso kuti ndimakhala nthawi zonse. Kugwira ntchito kuyambira 8 koloko m'mawa, ndikuchoka panyumba chachisanu ndi chitatu kapena zisanu ndi zinayi madzulo, kapena kukhalabe pantchito, ndimayankhula makamaka ndi timu yanga. Ndakhala ndikuzoloŵera, amagwiritsidwa ntchito kwa ine. Zinkawoneka kuti ndikupita ku malo a ngozi, nkhondo, magazi, zida, zida ndi zinyalala zomwe moyo uli - wamaliseche ndi weniweni. Sindinkafuna moyo wina.
Mpikisano umenewu unakhudza kwambiri chifundo changa kwa anthu. Mnyamatayo anayamba kuoneka ngati wosangalatsa kwambiri. Kusandulika ku chilango chotsatira, sindidakaniranso kuganiza ndi munthu wina wochokera ku gulu lofufuza ndikugwira ntchito. Ndipo pambuyo pa machimo angapo omwe anadzipereka, ndinaganiza zosanyalanyaza ndikukhala monga momwe ndimaganizira kuti ndikulondola: ndikudzipereka kugwira ntchito, kuntchito zanga, ndinatsimikiza kuti banja ndi eni nyumba sizinali zanga. Professional cretinism mukumverera ndi kumverera kwafika pamapeto pake, atatha kuyang'ana mokwanira imfa ndi kuchepa kwa anthu omwe amawona tsiku ndi tsiku, akubwera ku maitanidwe awo, kapena kulowa mu ofesi yawo, pafupifupi kutengeka kwanga sindimamva.
Zinali zodabwitsa kuti ndinatha kusunga chinsinsi chonse ndikulankhulana momasuka ndikukhala ndi chikhalidwe chabwino.
Pang'onopang'ono ndinatengedwa ndi masewera anga ndi amuna, ndinasintha kuchokera kwa osakwatiwa kupita kukwatiwa, omwe sankafuna kuti ayambe kukondana. Chisankho changa chinagwera pa munthu wamkulu kuposa ine zaka 15. Udindo wake m'mapolisi sungatchedwe kupambana. Mwa chiwerengero iye anali pansi pa ine, komanso kutalika. Ife tinali osiyana kwambiri: iye ankakonda nyimbo, i-rock, iye ankakonda backgammon ndi mowa, ine_masewera a pakompyuta ndi vinyo. Ndikhoza kumuphwanya mosavuta, koma chifukwa cha izi sanandipeze chidwi. Chikhalidwe chake chopanda chifundo - ndicho chimene chinandipweteka
Mawu a mawu, khofi ya khofi, sitepe ndi sitepe - ndipo ife tiri kale pabedi lomwelo, ndiko, pabedi mu ofesi yanga. Tsopano ndi zonyansa kwambiri kuti ndiganizire za nthawi, tsopano sindiri kuti sindinamvere, ndikungotseka pokhapokha ngati mphete ya ukwati ili pa chala changa. Koma panthawi imeneyo sindinasamalire zochitika ndi makhalidwe abwino, chinthu chachikulu - ndikusangalala nazo. Misonkhano inkawonjezeka. Poyamba, kunali madzulo basi kuntchito komanso paulonda wanga. Misonkhano yotsatira inachitikira kumalo osalowerera ndale.
Ndidzakukumbutsani kuti ndikukhala mu chikhazikitso, ndipo kubisala pano ndi chinthu chovuta kwambiri chomwe sichikhoza kukwaniritsidwa. Makamaka kwa atsikana osasamala omwe amafunika kukhala ndi nkhope yabwino pamaso pa anthu pantchito yawo. Pamene adasamuka kuchoka ku banja, uwu unali udzu wotsiriza wa mkazi wake. Anaganizira za zochitika zake asanalankhulepo. Iye amalingalira, kwa amene awa amauzidwa. Zimapezeka kuti sindinali woyamba ndi amene anasintha, koma yoyamba, yomwe idachedwa kwa nthawi yaitali ndipo pafupifupi sanamuchotse.
Kupumula kwathu kunandipweteka ine osati chifukwa ndinayenera kuswa naye, koma chifukwa cha zomwe zinachitika. Mkazi wake adatembenukira kwa makolo anga kupyolera mwa makolo ake, kuwauza nkhani yonse yovuta. Makolo, zisanachitike, adandiganizirabe munthu wodalirika, anadabwa. Ndinachita mantha kwambiri usiku wonse, chifukwa masiku ambiri sindinkatha kulankhulana bwino ndi mayi anga kapena bambo anga. Ndinanyansidwa ndi ndekha.
Ndipo izo sizinandimitse ine.
Tinapitiriza kukumana mobisa. Komanso, ndinayamba kukomana ndi mwamuna wina wokwatira. Ndipo panthawi imeneyo ndinali ndikumana ndi chibwenzi changa. Panali madzulo pamene, kuyambira tsiku limodzi, ndinapita mofulumira ku yachiwiri, kenaka mpaka lachitatu.
Ndondomeko imeneyi inakhala miyezi ingapo, tsiku lina madzulo, pamene ndayatsa ndudu pafupi ndiwindo la ofesi yanga, ndinazindikira chilichonse kuchokera kumbali. Izi "mwadzidzidzi", mochititsa chidwi, zinayambika chifukwa cha amayi anga. Pa foni, sakanakhoza kuima kuti andione molakwika ndipo anafunsa kuti: "Bwanji ngati mwana wanu wamkazi ali ngati chonchi?" Mkati mwa ine, chilombo chachikulu, chokwiya ndi nsanje, chinakweza cholembera, chindiwonetsa ine nkhope yanga yeniyeni.
Sindinathe kuwafotokozera pamasom'pamaso - ndinalemba kwa onse atatu kuti ndisiyanitse nawo.
Iyenso yasiya.
Ndinayamba kubwerera kumoyo wamba. Ndinasiya kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi ndi ogwira nawo ntchito ndikusewera nawo mu puppeteer ndi chidole. Ndinadzipereka ndekha kugwira ntchito, koma nthawi zonse ndimabwerera kwa makolo anga asanagone kuti ndiwaone ndikuyankhula nawo. Ndili ndi anzanga panthawiyo, sindinayankhulane - atopa kundidikirira kuyambira masiku anga. Makolo anandithandiza kwambiri kuchoka ku dzenje lachinyengo.
Ndipo pamene, kuchokera ku cholengedwa choopsya mu mawonekedwe ophwanyika, ine ndinasandulika kukhala munthu wabwinobwino yemwe ali ndi mapewa a paphewa, mwamuna wanga wamtsogolo akuwonekera patsogolo, kumene ine ndikumuyembekezera tsopano mwanayo. Moyo watha kusintha kwathunthu ndipo wapindula.
Mwa njira, mwamuna wanga nayenso ndi apolisi - chinachake sichinasinthe.