Wokondwa mmsamu

mzimayi wachinsinsi wamamphwa
SMS yosangalatsa imangokukondani komanso yosangalatsa pamene palibe chochita, komanso kuyambitsanso kuthetsa mkangano, ndipo nthawi zina ngakhale kubwezeretseratu maukwati awo. Sungani mndandanda wa munthu wamasewero oseketsa nthawi zonse!

Mndandanda wa ma sms okondwa kwambiri:

  1. Moni, bunny! Ndikufuna! Ine ndikuwotcha kwenikweni ndi chikhumbo! Mad obsession amachotsa malingaliro anga! Ndikufuna! Ndikufuna! Ndikufuna mawa kuti athandize mayi anga kukumba mbatata m'dziko! (nkhani ya mbatata ikhoza kusinthidwa ndi pempho lina lililonse, limene mnyamatayo sangathe kutuluka).
  2. Ngati simundiyankha ine SMS iyi mumasekondi asanu, ndiye kuti mundipatse 50 zibwenzi. Nthawi yayandikira! Ndikukupemphani kuti mulipire lero pasanafike 9 koloko.
  3. Ndikupita kutumiza chinachake chokongola, chofatsa komanso chokongola, koma sindingathe kukwanitsa ku sms-ku ...
  4. Ngati munagonera usiku wonse (wokondedwa wanu anapita ulendo wa bizinesi, ndi zina zotero), mutumizireni SMS yotereyi usiku: "Moyo wa tsiku unali wamfupi, panalibe kugonana, usiku wamtendere!"
  5. Uthenga womwe wakhala wamakono, koma wotchuka nthawi zonse: "M'mawa sindingathe kudya cham'mawa, chifukwa ndimangoganizira za iwe nthawi zonse. Masana, chakudya chamasana sichifika pammero - zonsezi ndizo za iwe basi. Madzulo, inunso musadye - Ndikulakalaka kukumana nanu. Usiku sindingathe kugona - Ndikufunadi ...
  6. Ndikutanthauzira, chiyani gehena ?! Nthawi yomweyo pitani ku malingaliro anga - ntchito ili m'njira!
  7. Chonde chonde! Sakani! Maso okongola kwambiri padziko lapansi akufufuzidwa, osaloledwa kulowa malire a ubwenzi ndikuba mtima wanga! Kuti mudziwe zambiri za komwe muli - mphotho yakupsompsona 100!
  8. Uchi, tili ndi zofanana kwambiri ndi inu. Timakonda chinthu chomwecho - ine!
  9. Ngati mwangosinthasintha manambala a foni, musazengereze ndipo mutumize munthu wina wachinsinsi wa SMS: "Moni! Kodi mumakhulupirira m'chikondi poyang'ana poyamba, kapena kodi ndikufunika kudutsa nthawi ina? "
  10. Nthano yamanyazi imagonjetsa mtima wa munthu aliyense: "Ndimakukondani, monga mdierekezi ndi nthiti yake, ngati mzati wamphongo wamba, ngati udzudzu umafuna ansembe - ndi momwe ndimakukonderani."

  11. Mukuda nkhawa ndi wogwiritsa ntchito mauthengawa (tchulani mafoni ogwiritsira ntchito omwe mumawakonda). Tinachita kafukufuku wosankhidwa kuti tipeze mauthenga a SMS kwa chibwenzi chanu. Ngati zinthu sizikuyenda mkati mwa sabata, tidzakakamizidwa kuti tisiye. (ndibwino kutumiza uthenga wamtundu wotere kwa mnyamata kuchokera pa chiwerengero chomwe sakudziwa kapena kugwiritsa ntchito utumiki wobisala nambala yake).
  12. Kodi mukuganiza kuti ndinu ndani ?! Kodi mukuganiza kuti ndinu abwino ndipo mulibe wofanana padziko lonse lapansi? Kodi mumadziona nokha tanthauzo la moyo wanga? Kutengedwa ndi . Ine ndikungopenga za iwe!
  13. Wokondedwa, ndangochoka kuchipatala ... Lero ndinamva kupweteka kolimba pamfuwa, kufufuzidwa, ndikupeza ... ndikukupeza mu mtima mwanga!
  14. Wokondedwa, panali vuto - ndine apolisi! Ananditsekera kuti ndikhale wokongola kwambiri. Iwo ali ndi umboni wonse pa manja awo ... Kodi ndingatani?
  15. Inu mukudziwa, ine ndakhala ndikuganiza ndipo ndinaganiza kuti ine sindikukupemphani inu panonso ... koma ndimangokonda kwambiri!
  16. Wojambula wokongola kwambiri ... maso okongola ... akunyengerera zong'amba za milomo ... Koma tisalankhule za ine, muli bwanji?
  17. Kwa nthawi yaitali ndimati ndinene, koma pamene ndimayesa, simunandilole kuti ndinene mawu. Ndili ndi chibwenzi, ndimamukonda. Ndasankha kukuuzani kuchokera ku SMS iyi. Munthu wamng'ono uyu ndiwe!
  18. Chonde chonde! Kuopsa kwa kachirombo ka HIV! Nambala ya foni iyi ikuyendetsedwa ndi foni ya "worm" yowopsa, yomwe imasankha wolembetsa wokongola kwambiri, wokoma mtima ndi wogonana kuchokera m'buku la adiresi ndikumutumizira mauthenga!
  19. Ngati msonkhano wanu utatha, tumizani uthenga wamtundu wotere: "O, zovala zamkati zovala zovala, nthawi yambiri, khama lalikulu, zodzikongoletsera zochuluka - ndi zonse zopanda pake".
  20. Ngati muwerenga uthenga uwu - mundikakamiza kundikumbatira, ngati mwachotsa - kupsompsona, ngati mutapulumutsidwa - kuyitanidwa ku tsiku lachikondi. Ndiye kodi muchita chiyani?