Njira zingapo:
1. Mu galasi, ikani mazira a mtima, ndipo kamodzi pa sabata, ikani maswiti ooneka ngati mtima mu thumba lake.
2. Pamene abwera kuchokera kuntchito yake yamalonda, mukakumana naye pabwalo la ndege, choyamba khalani otsimikiza kuti sakukumana ndi wina wodabwitsa.
3. Moyenera musanayambe kugwira ntchito yoika chakudya m'thumba lanu, onetsetsani kuti bokosilo latsekedwa bwino, ndipo chakudya sichinali pamtunda wa madzi, mwinamwake kudabwa kumeneku sikungatheke.
4. Pezani masewera omwe amakonda kwambiri, ngakhale simudziwa bwino masewerawa, ndipo masewerawa amatchedwa "Sea Battle", koma ngati mumamvetsa bwino kuposa iye, mumupatsenso mwayi wopambana.
5. Yang'anani pa zovala zake, sezani mabatani onse omwe amachokera ku malaya ake, majekete ndi mathalauza, koma muyenera kukwaniritsa chikhalidwe chimodzi, sayenera kuyankhula za izi, msiyeni aziwone zonse.
6. Ikani mugalimoto kapena panyumba nyimbo zomwe amakonda.
7. Musanagone, fufuzani musanatseke kuwala, kaya mumakonda kwambiri ndi bulangeti. Ndipo pakati pa usiku mukadzuka, fufuzani kachiwiri ngati ataphimbidwa. Musaiwale kuika nthawi ya alasi kuti musathe kugona kaye kachiwiri, kotero kuti amayamikira chisamaliro chanu ndikuchiwona. Ngati simungathe kugona pambuyo pake, pitani kumalo ena.
8. Muitanani kuti akakumane ndi dzuwa.
9. Pitirizani naye pa akavalo. Yendani pikiniki m'nkhalango poyeretsa, ngati mulibe luso lokwera, ndiye kuti muyende, malowa amalowetsedwa ndi benchi.
10. Khalani pa tebulo la chipatso cha zipatso "Ndimakukondani" dikirani mpaka atawona. Ngati palibe zipatso zili pafupi, kapena siziwakonda, onetsani nzeru, pakhoza kukhala pasitala, mchere, shuga, mawu awa akhoza kulembedwa ndi kuyika m'mawu atatuwa, adzakhala oyamba.
11. Phwasani mafuta anu omwe mumakonda kwambiri ayisikilimu.
12. Pamodzi ndi iye mumapanga maulendo a m'mawa, ndikuwonetseratu m'mene mukukondera.
13. Mukonzereni zakudya zomwe amakonda, koma nthawi yomweyo ayenera kudziwa kuti simukukonda mbale iyi.
14. Muzitamanda zonse zabwino.
15. Pamene adanyozedwa, kenaka pitani tsaya lake kumalo ano, ngati akukuthokozani "zikomo" kwa inu, kenaka mpsompseni malowa ndi mphamvu ya weasel.
16. Chitani kwa wokondedwa wanu ntchito yonse yozungulira nyumba, yomwe akulakalaka kuchita chaka ndi chaka: Ngati ndinu mkazi wamba, kuyeretsa zitsime zowonongeka mu khitchini, zindikirani mapepala osungunuka, osadula udzu. Ngati muli dona wamalonda, ndiye kuti akudyetseni chakudya chamadzulo kunyumba, yendani galu wanu amene mumakonda, muike mwana wanu yense kugona. Simukusowa kutsuka mbale, simukuyenera kuyika misomali yanu bwino.
17. Ngati usiku amapanga firiji pa firiji, musamapereke ndemanga kwa iye, mutasiya ayisikilimu kumeneko.
18. Ngati mumalota akudutsa pambali panu, musamukankhire pabedi lanu. Gwiritsani ntchito mwayi umenewu ...
19. Paofesi ya bokosi, tenga tebulo ndi filimuyi, yomwe inayang'aniridwa ndi iye poyamba. Ngati akuyang'ana TV ndikuyendetsa chips, ndipo mumayaka ziboda pamodzi naye. Kusonkhana kwa manja mu chikwama cha chips kungakhale kokondwa madzulo ano.
20. Zimene amachita popanda iwe, asonyeze chidwi: penyani pamodzi ndi iye kusintha kwa "Business Moscow", kupita naye ku masewera a hockey.
21. Phunzirani kumanga tayi bwino, ndipo musanayambe chochitika chofunika, mupatseni chithandizo chanu.
22. Pamene akusamba, akupukutira chopukutira ndipo mutamva kuti phokoso la madzi laima, tambani thaulo pamwamba pa nsaru yotchinga.
23. Yesetsani kupeza mwachinyengo zomwe akufuna kuti apeze tsiku lake lobadwa, ngakhale tsiku lobadwa lisanafike.
24. Mulole iye nthawi ndi nthawi kuti akhale nthawi.
25. Kuchokera pa zithunzi zanu zonse, pangani collage ndikukhala panjira pa khomo.
26. Kumamatira kwambiri mwamphamvu, osati kokha pamene kuli mvula yamkuntho yamphamvu mumsewu.
27. Nthawi zambiri amamwetulira. Izi siziri chifukwa chokhalira kuyembekezera.
Pali njira zingapo zomwe mungavomerezere kuti mumakonda. Gwiritsani ntchito malangiziwa ndipo mutheka.