Yesetsani kumudabwa nthawi zambiri. Ndiye chidwi chake chidzaperekedwa kwa inu nthawi zonse. Ngati mukuganiza kuti nthawi zonse muyenera kukhala nokha, ndiye kuti si choncho. Osati pabedi ndi okondedwa anu. Pano mukhoza kukhala wojambula weniweni, yesetsani mafano osiyanasiyana. Ngakhale atsikana omwe amadziona kuti ndi olondola, asadzilole kuti azitha kumasuka ngakhale atatsekedwa komanso atatsegula magetsi, tiyeni tiyese kudabwa ndi okondedwa athu. Tiyeni tiyesetse kumvetsetsa zomwe tingadabwe ndi kusunga okondedwa athu. Pangani chikondi chanu masewera osakumbukika. Kotero, zinsinsi zathu za kutembenuza chipinda chogona kukhala malo a ulamuliro wa munthu wonyenga wokonda.
Mu moyo wanu, zonse ziri zoyenera ndi zoyenera: kugonana kawiri pa sabata, nthawi yogawa komanso m'chipinda chogona. Inu simudandaula, iye, nayenso. Ichi chakhala chizoloŵezi. Zonse zimagwirizana ndi aliyense. Ngati mukuganiza kuti izi ndi zabwino, ndiye kuti mukulakwitsa. Chochitika ichi chili ndi njira ziwiri zomwe zingapambane. Imodzi ndiyo kuperekedwa kwa okhulupirika anu. Chachiwiri ndi chiwonongeko chanu. Njira yachitatu ndi yotheka: Ndife oyandikana naye. Aliyense amayenda kumanzere, koma mwamtendere kupita chete. Aliyense amaganizira za izi, koma amakhala chete. Pambuyo pake, iye ndi wabwino. Ndipo komabe izi ndizoipa zomwe zimakusiya popanda chinthu chachikulu - chisangalalo, kukhutira ndi kugonana, zomwe zingakhale masiku ena, m'malo ena.
Konzani chakudya chamadzulo:
Kodi mumayambira pati masewera anu achikondi? Chores limodzi ndi chimodzimodzi, kupereka kwa "izo" mwamsanga kapena zowoneka zowoneka. Yambani kusintha machitidwe mu khitchini, musanafike ku chipinda. Sitikufuna kugwiririra mwamuna wanu patebulo lachikhitchini (ngakhale izi ndizo zosankha). Tidzakambirana za chakudya chamadzulo. Chakudya chamadzulo, chimene chidzadodometse wosankhidwa wanu ndi kukupatsani inu kugonana kosangalatsa kwambiri. Kwa nthawi yaitali mwakhala mukuyendetsa njira yopita ku mtima wa wokondedwa wanu, choncho muiwale za chakudya chokoma mtima. Lolani kukhala menyu kwa tsiku lina, ndipo lero, m'malo mwa pasitala, zidutswa kapena mbatata ndi zakudya zowala zomwe zingakulitse kugonana kwa mwamuna. Njira yabwino yodyera ndi aphrodisiacs ndi chakudya cha bowa kapena saladi ya shrimp ndi avocado. Zili ndi zinc ndi mapuloteni ambiri, zomwe zingapangitse wokondedwa wanu kugonana. Zomwe mumazikonda zidzakhala zokondwa kupeza mchere m'malo mwa sandwich ndi mafuta ndi tchizi chinachake chochititsa chidwi.Amayi ambiri amanena kuti n'zovuta kudabwa ndi osankhidwawo. Koma ndi bwino kukumbukira kuti chisangalalo chosangalatsa kwa aliyense wa ife chidzakhala kukwaniritsidwa kwa zilakolako zachinsinsi. Amene amachita manyazi kuuza ena. Kuphatikizanso, tidzakhala ndi zilakolako zambiri za kugonana kolimba komanso njira zomasulira.
Ndikuyembekezera.
Konzekerani nokha pa kufika kwa wokondedwa. Mzimayi amene ali ndi zizindikiro zokhudzana ndi kugonana izi pa msinkhu wosadziwika. Amafalitsa madzi osangalatsa amene sangasiye wophunzira wanu osasamala. Yesani pazovala zamkati zodzikongoletsera, dziyang'ane nokha pagalasi. Phatikizani filimu yokongola. Firimu yotereyi idzakhala yanu. Mudzadabwa ndi wokondedwa wanu ndi chilakolako chosayembekezereka ndikupeza mbali zatsopano za kugonana kwanu.
Wokondedwa, wokondedwa.
Zolingaliro zofala pakati pa amuna ndizokulingalira. Pano mungagwiritse ntchito zosankha ziwiri: kuvomerezana pasadakhale kapena kuchita zonse mwachangu.
Poyamba, mungavomereze kuti pamene mukukonzekera masewera achikondi, adzakuchezerani. Mudzadziyerekezera kuti simukuzindikira. Onetsani zobvala zanu ndi striptease yomwe simukuyembekezera, imene sanachenjezedwe. Inu nonse mudzakhala ndi chosaiwalika.
Pachifukwa chachiwiri, onetsetsani kuti munthu wanu "mwachangu" akuwona momwe mumasinthira zovala kapena kudzimva nokha.
Timasintha zovala zapanyumba!
Yang'anani chovala chanu chokongoletsera kuchokera kwa wokondedwa wanu. Masewera okongola a masewera omwe ali ndi t-shirt yowonongeka mosakayikira ndi yabwino kwambiri. Wodetsedwa kachiwiri, osati woopsya. Koma kodi nthawi zonse ndi bwino kusankha zovala zapamwamba pogwiritsa ntchito zovuta? Musapange zolakwa zazikuluzikulu, kutsogolera ukwati wanu kumoyo wamba ndi kusakhulupirika. Osati zovala zirizonse, zomwe zimakhala zochititsa manyazi kupita kunja kwa msewu, zimatha kukhala zobvala zanu zatsopano.
Kuwonjezera pa chikhomo chatsopano cha zovala zamakono, dzigulireni nokha zovala zabwino zapanyumba. Pali zovala zabwino kwambiri za nyumbayo, zomwe mwamunayo adzakuyamikirani. Sankhani chinachake kuchokera mndandanda wa childdoll. Awa ndi madiresi amfupi kuti mukhale ndi maganizo alionse. Iwo amabwera ndi mabwalo ndi kunja, kuchokera ku silika ndi nsalu, okonda kapena okongola. Kubwezeretsa zovala ndi zovala zoterezi, mutha kudziwa momwe mungathandizire zofuna zanu zogonana.
Kudabwa ndi wokondedwa wanu, ndipo adzakhala wanu, chifukwa mumadziwa kusunga chilakolako cha kugonana.