Malangizo ogonana

1. Manyazi

Kudzichepetsa nthawi zina kumakongoletsa mkazi, koma pa kama, timamukulangiza kuti aiwale. Chifukwa zimakulepheretsani kuzindikira zambiri za "malingaliro" anu. Ndipo osati zanu zokha: amuna nthawi zambiri amakhala osasamala komanso amakana kuyesera. Lankhulani ndi wokondedwa wanu za kugonana, ndipo yesetsani kufotokoza momveka bwino zokhumba zanu. Kulingalira ndi kukambirana za izo kudzakuthandizani kuwulula zakugonana kwanu ngakhale.

2. Kukana kugonana msanga

Zimadziwika kuti tanthauzo la prelude ndilofunika kwambiri. Yesetsani kutenga zoyamba m'manja mwanu ndikusunthira ku zochitika zowonjezereka. Kulamulira kwanu pa mkhalidwe wa wokondedwa kumakondwera nazo, chifukwa nthawizina palibe chosangalatsa kuposa kugonana msanga.

3. Zomwezo zimafunikanso

Mabanja ambiri amakhala ndi ziwalo zogonana zokhazikika. Chimenechi chikuwoneka ngati sichikuchitika. Ichi ndi chizoloƔezi chomwe chimapangitsa kugonana kosasangalatsa komanso kotopetsa. Bwenzi lanu, otsimikiza motsimikiza kuti gulugufe - ndi chida chodabwitsa kwambiri, chidzadabwa kwambiri. Kudabwa nokha ndi inu: lumo - ichi si chinthu chokha, chomwe chimakhala pakatikati. Lembani molimba mtima veto pazochitika zowonongeka, ndipo penyani zomwe mwadzikonda mwadzipatula nokha!

4. Werengani script

Musaiwale za kayendedwe ka nthawi ndi kusiya kukonza zogonana. Ndikhulupirire, palibe chomwe chidzatsegulira moyo wa yuppie wodalirika kwambiri, monga kugonana kosakonzekera mu elevator yokhala pakati pa bwalo la bizinesi. Ndipo palibe chomwecho chimapangitsa dacha kukhala osasunthika, monga kuwonongeka mwadzidzidzi kwa Amazon yotentha. Chabwino, ngati amathyola chingwe chaching'ono ndikusandutsa chidebe cha mbatata, ndani angayambe kumunyoza?

5. Masewera

Masewerawa amayamikiridwa mu zisudzo ndi ma cinema, koma musagwiritse ntchito nkhanza zomwe zikuchitika pabedi. Ngati kachiwiri mukufuna kukondweretsa wokondedwa wanu ndikuwonetsa chisangalalo chokhazikika, ganizirani za chiopsezo, nenani zamuyaya kwa moyo wabwino wa kugonana. Kodi ndizofunikira masewera a makandulo amenewa?

6. Yambani ndi Kupambana

Musaiwale za kugonana pokhapokha payekha. Kukhalitsa, mwachisangalalo, kudutsa mopitirira chikhalidwe, ndipo molimba mtima anaukira moyo waumwini. Zikondweretsa zochitika zoterezi sizingakhoze koma chonde, ndipo muyenera kungodziwa kuti kulamulira mkhalidwewo ndi kosangalatsa kwambiri.

7. Ubale wovuta

Kuseka ngakhale pabedi. Makamaka pa kama. Pewani kuika maganizo mopitirira muyeso: kusangalala kumodzi kumangobweretsa pamodzi, komanso kumateteza kupewa nthawi zochititsa manyazi. Pogwiritsa ntchito polojekiti "Kugonana kosangalatsa ndi kothandiza" sikuletsedwa kuchita malemba okondweretsa komanso masewera. Timalangiza, komatu, kuti tisamasekerere Bush ndi Holocaust.

8. Kukana kuona mafilimu opusa

Mafilimu achiwonetsero - kapena monga mwayi - kuwerenga kwachisomo kumathandizira kuti zikhale zoyenera. Ndipo ichi sikutaya nthawi. Pamapeto pake, tikufunikanso kusamalira maphunziro: archaeologists amati anthu omwe sankayang'ana pa "Kugwirizanitsa kwa Miyezi iwiri" ndipo sadayang'ane kudzera m'magazini a anthu omwe amasonyeza, kuti Clitoris ndi chilumba ku Aegean Sea, ndipo cunnilingus ndi imodzi Mitundu yoyamba ya masitima am'madzi, yomwe inayamba ndi katswiri wina wa ku America dzina lake Robert Fulton.

9. Vow of Silence

Kuthokozedwa, nkhani yokhudza kumverera ndi zomverera ziri zoyenera pabedi, monga palibe kwinakwake. Ndipotu, amachititsa chidwi kwambiri. Kotero, musakhale chete-izo zikhala zothandiza kwa inu nonse.

10. Kukonda nokha

Kukumbukira kusagwirizana kwa cellulite ndi zina kumakhala bwino usadye chakudya chamadzulo. Pogona, taganizirani zolephera zanu kuchokera pamutu mwanu. Pambuyo pake, ndiwe mkazi wokondedwa kwambiri.