Pokonzekera nkhaniyi, phunziro laling'ono linayendetsedwa, kufufuza kofufuza kwa amuna a zaka zoyambira 27 mpaka 37. Izi zikutanthauza kuti, zaka zakhala zikusankhidwa ndi ntchito yogwira ntchito, "clockwork". Ena mwa omwe anafunsidwa kuti "macho": 1 Chibulgaria, 3 Russia, 2 Achimerika, 1 Chuvash, 1 Wachizungu, 1 Chiyukireniya ndi 1 Chijojiya. Kuwonjezera apo, timapereka mayankho, omwe "onse khumi" amalinganiza bwino ndipo anali abwino. Kotero, amayi, yesani katundu ndi kukumbukira. Kuchokera komwe kwenikweni anthu amakulira, mosasamala za mtundu wawo ndi chikhalidwe.
1. M'munda wa masomphenya ake, mkazi yemwe ali ndi zovala zolimbitsa thupi mosaganizira. Makamaka maso a mwamuna amakhala pa bulu wophimbidwa, mabere, m'chiuno. Zovala zowonongeka kwambiri amuna adatchula msuti wautali wamdima wokhala ndi mdulidwe wochuluka kuchokera ku ntchafu (kapena ziwiri!), Kuti muchoke mwendo "mwangozi" miyendo yokhala ndi mabala a mphira kuchokera m'masitolo.
Tsatanetsatane kakang'ono kameneka makamaka makamaka. Momwemonso amachitira amuna mpaka pamphepete mwa bulamu ndi batani wosasunthika, lomwe liri pafupi kutseguka kuchokera kupsinjika pamene likugwedezeka, ndipo batanilo lidzatsegula. Aliyense, akuyang'anitsitsa mumdima wosangalatsa, akuyembekeza kuti awone zonse zomwe zili pansipa ndikukhudza. Komanso amayamba kuda nkhaŵa.
2. "Chinsinsi chonse cha mkazi wovala mikanjo, samasunga chinsinsi cha umaliseche" - ankakonda kunena kuti amuna achikazi akale. Masiku ano ndi iwo olimba. Aliyense adavomereza kuti mkazi wovala bwino amawoneka wokongola, osakhala wamaliseche. Mwamuna amayamba kwambiri ngati malingaliro ake "amajambula" mbali zosawoneka za thupi lachikazi.
Izi ndizosangalatsa. Amuna amakonda kuganizira dona wa mtima ndi zovala zowonongeka, osati mu chikwama cha usiku mpaka pansi. Makamaka zovala, zomwe zimangokhala zowonekera: zoonekera komanso zojambula kwambiri. Koma mtundu wa zovala, tidzakhala mwatsatanetsatane.
3. Mtundu wa zovala zapakati pazimayi pazinthu za sayansi (asayansi amodzi omwewo) zimabweretsa zotsatira zina pa msinkhu wosadziwika. Ngati muli wokondedwa, nthawi zambiri mumagwiritsa ntchito ndalama zambiri zofiira (kapezi) ndi zovala zakuda. Mtundu wofiira umagwira pa wokondedwa, monga amuna khumi, omwe akusangalala, akuwotcha mphamvu yapadera. Amadziŵa kuti amayi ali ndi zipangizo zotere monga ambuye, omwe amatha kumasuka, popanda zopinga ndi zoletsedwa. Amawona chizindikiro chotere m'zovala zamtundu uwu: mungayesetse kulimba mtima, kuphatikizapo ntchito ndi kusasamala (kupereka mkaziyo kukhala gawo lotsogolera pachitetezo cha kugonana). Ngati mzimayiyo mwadzidzidzi amamveka nsalu (ngakhale kuti mtunduwu suli wokondwa), amamvetsetsa izi kuti mwiniwake akuyembekezera khalidwe labwino nthawi yayitali, osati maseŵera a kalulu kwa mphindi.
Wokhala ndi zovala zamkati zofiirira ndi pinki, anthu amadziona kuti ndi amwano, mkazi wokwiya, koma amatsutsidwa ndi zikhalidwe ndi tsankho.
Mzimayi wovala zovala zamkati mwa buluu amalingaliridwa (chisoni) "malo ogona," zomwe muyenera kugwira ntchito, ntchito. Ndipo onse popanda zotsatira. Mkazi waulesi chotero amangoganizira pa ntchito ya wokondedwa. Kawirikawiri, mtundu wabuluu wa nsalu ndi wosayenera, "khumi" athu amaganiza.
Amagwiritsa ntchito nsalu zofiira, ndi mkazi yemwe akufuna mnzakeyo kamodzi, ndipo amayi achi Brown amakonda kuponderezedwa.
Mtundu woyera. Ankawoneka ndi okondedwa athu pa amayi ambiri. Amazindikira kuti sizithetsa, popanda chizindikiro chofuna munthu wapadera.
Uwu ndiwo mtundu wa maonekedwe. Talingalirani izi, kugula zinthu za amayi otsatira. Ndipo kumbukirani, madona okondedwa, chofunika kwambiri ndi khalidwe lanu pabedi. Ngakhalenso nsalu zolimbitsa bwino zowonongeka sizidzakuthandizani ngati ndinu waulesi, wotchuka kwambiri mu kugonana.
4. Zoonadi, anthu onse (ndi omwe amafunsidwa poyamba) amawakonda kwambiri pamene mkazi ayesa (mokweza ndi mobwerezabwereza) ngati "wokondeka kwambiri." Iye amamuyang'ana iye mokondwera. Iye samangoyang'ana, koma amawoneka motalika pa umoyo wake, "akukweza" maso ake "atatopa ndi chilakolako cha akazi." Kodi izi zikutanthauzanji? Mzimayi aliyense amene amakonda kugonana amadziwa. Ndipo munthu aliyense amene amakonda mkazi wotero amadziwa.
5. Amuna avomereza kuti ndi zosangalatsa ngati mwadzidzidzi amapeza kuti mkazi wawo alibe zovala. Iyi ndi "bomba la nthawi"! Ngati mumauza wokondedwa wanu nkhaniyi panthawi yovina panthawi ya phwando la anthu ambiri. Musadabwe ngati iye akukukozani mwakachetechete ndikupanga chinthu chabwino. Kulimbana ndi zopanda phindu, iwo okha adakwiyitsa "chilakolako cha" Africa ".
6. Zoonadi, wokondedwa wanu adzaiwala za kutopa ndi zovuta za tsiku logwira ntchito, ngati mutakumana naye pakhomo pafupifupi wamaliseche (mu bokosi limodzi kapena lamba kuchokera m'matangadza) ndi mawonekedwe osalakwa. Tengani malaya ndi kutsogolera ku chipinda chogona, kumene sadzawona bedi lotseguka, nsalu zotchinga, koma chakudya chamadzulo cha awiri pa tebulo.
7. Palibe mmodzi mwa khumi amene sakudzikana yekha chisangalalo chake: pamene wokondedwa wake amakhudza mwachindunji ndikugwiritsira ntchito "chida" chake pamatumba a thalauza lake. Ndipo amapanga manambala ochuluka (koma osadziwika!): Pa phwando, ku bwalo la masewera, ku zisudzo (!) Ndipo kwina kulikonse.
8. Amuna amavomereza kuti amakonda "msewu wochuluka." Pamene mkazi samangokhalira kugunda chuma chake pamene akukwera galimoto, ndipo amachitanso kanthu kena mwadzidzidzi. Chinthu chachikulu mu masewera owopsa ndi kuyang'ana pamsewu ndipo osatengedwera ndi liwiro lalikulu.
9. Ndipo, ndithudi, aliyense amafuna kuti okonda amapereka malo osayembekezereka kugonana: kuchokera ku nkhokwe yosungidwa ndi hayloft kupita ku metro escalator!