Makhalidwe apakati
Ziribe kanthu kuti mumafuna kupereka ndalama zotani usiku wonse kwa munthu mmodzi, kungakhale kwanzeru kugawa mosamala pakati pa onse omwe alipo. Pa chifukwa chomwecho, sikuli koyenera madzulo onse ndi munthu mmodzi. Mwachidziwitso, munthu aliyense amapezeka mosavuta. Kukambirana momasuka pa mutu wokondweretsa ukhoza kuikidwa kwa inu. Koma, ndithudi, musapitirire kuperewera kwa utumiki. Mwachitsanzo, kambiranani ndi bwana tsamba latsopano, maulendo ndi zokondweretsa. Akuluakulu amafunanso kusonyeza nkhope zawo za umunthu kamodzi pachaka. Ndipo pakati pa antchito wamba, pokambirana, nthawi zambiri zimatha kupeza mbale kapena mlongo chifukwa. Phwando lamagulu la anthu ambiri limayambitsa matenda a Hamlet ali ndi zaka zakubadwa: Izi zikhale zowola kapena zowola? Inde, pali zinthu zofunika kwambiri kuposa usiku (kapena usiku) palimodzi ndi anzanu. Mwachitsanzo, mndandanda wa mndandanda womwe mumakonda, SPA-salon kapena chakudya chamakono ndi kupitiriza tantric. Koma! Kuchita nawo chikondwerero cha mgwirizano ndiloyenera kwa antchito onse! Choyamba, ndikukuuzani chinsinsi, akuluakulu akufuna kuwonetsa kuti ndife ana a kampani imodzi. Ichi ndi sitepe yaumunthu, choncho musamangodandaula za zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito (izi zingamupangitse kuti aganizire kuti omvera ake ayenera kusunga). Chachiwiri, kunyalanyaza phwando lachigwirizano, mumasonyeza kusayanjanitsitsa kwa gululo. Ndipo izi zingakhudze kale ubale ndi anzako. Chachitatu, mumasowa mwambo wokondwerera moyo. Tangoganizirani izi: chithandizo chabwino, zosangalatsa, mphatso. Ndipo zonse - mwangwiro kwaulere ndi kwa inu! Phwando lachitetezo ndizolimbikitsa kuwonetsa anzako onse momwe mulili ambiri: inde, simuli maluso a malonda, koma kuvina!
"Ndili ndi galimoto m'galimoto, choncho sindikugwirizana ndi momwe phwando likuyendera." Zomwe ndikukumana nazo ndikunena kuti yankho lomwelo pa ululu ndi apainiya odziwika bwino. Musayang'ane pansi pa mpikisano wa "ana". Malingana ndi akatswiri a zamaganizo, zimachokera kwa mwana mkati mwathu kuti kumveka bwino kwa chisangalalo ndi holide kumadalira. Pamene mukugwira ntchito mwakhama komanso okhudzidwa kwambiri mumakhala nawo pampikisano, kumvetsa chisoni komwe mumapeza kuchokera kwa anzanu oyandikana nawo. Kodi si mwayi kuti apite kunyumba ndi chigonjetso chogonjetsa - galasi ya chokoleti kapena TV ya plasma? Pa chifukwa chomwecho, simuyenera kupumula ngati wokonza bungwe kapena bwana akufuna kuti mubwere kapena muchite nambala yeniyeni. Tsiku lina bwanamkubwa adapeza kuti mnzangayo ankakonda kuvina, ndipo adamupempha kuti ayankhule naye ku bungwe. Iye anadandaula, adatembereredwa ndipo anadabwa ngati angayesere pempholi. Inde, izi zinali zogwira mtima kwambiri: antchito sanazindikire chiwerengero chake chaching'ono (kuphatikizapo mtsinje wochepa wa malipoti ake pamwezi) ... Komabe, poyerekeza ndi zofufumitsa adatulukira chovala chake chachilendo pa siteji ndikupanga kayendedwe kabwino kake, chipinda chonse anagwera mu chisangalalo cha kulenga. Anamuwombera mokondwera. Pambuyo pake adadziwika kuti: "Inde, ndithudi, sali wamakono, koma ndiwe wothamanga kwambiri!" Chabwino, monga momwe mukuonera, wokondedwa wanga, phwando lamagulu ndilo gawo limene mungathe kuzindikira kuchokera kumbali yeniyeni ya ndondomeko, yomwe inu mosakayikira muli golide!
Onetsani aliyense kuti aziphika chifukwa cha kampaniyo. Mukhoza kulekanitsa cutlets ndi ntchentche. Syllogism "imagwira ntchito muchisangalalo - pa holide monga ntchito" ndizovuta kwenikweni. Anzanu akubwera ku phwando kuti apumule, osagwira ntchito. Choncho, kukambitsirana za nthawi zovuta komanso zapamwamba zopanga zomwe zingapangitse kuti munthu ayambe kukwiya kwambiri. Ndibwino kuti mukumbukira milandu yodabwitsa komanso yosangalatsa - osachepera ndi maphwando apamtima, ndikugwira (mothandizidwa ndi kamera kapena kamera ya kanema) kukhumudwa kwa anzako ndikukumbukira izi. Kugonana kumalamulira dziko lonse lapansi: kumanga moyo wanu tsiku lina madzulo ... ndipo panthawi yomweyi ndi ntchito! Inde, kukopana kuntchito nthawi zambiri kumakhala magwero amphamvu komanso chikhumbo chofunikira cha chitonthozo cha maganizo mu timu. Ndipo komabe ndi bwino kudzipangira nokha. Makhalidwe abwino a anzanu pa corporation kwa zaka, miseche yosawerengeka. N'zosatheka kuti mumlengalenga otere mungatsimikize kuti ndinu munthu woyenerera komanso wogwira ntchito woyenerera. Njira yochenjera: Osadya chakudya cham'mawa ndikudzidula nokha pa chakudya choyima, kuti musadutse "malire a calorie" - amawopsyeza. M'malo mwake, muyamba kuyesa chilichonse kuchokera patebulo.
Ngati mumasunga kanthu mmanja mwanu nthawi zonse, nkosavuta kuti mupeze chinachake chokoma kuchokera patebulo. Choncho, tenga thumba ku phwando kapena madzulo mukakwera galasi la madzi m'manja mwanu. Pali zakudya zopitirira 2 zokhazokha m'matumba! Malinga ndi yunivesite ya Cornell, omwe amagwiritsa ntchito njirayi, pamapeto pake "ali wakuda." Pa phwando amadya zakudya zokwana 21% zochepa, ndipo nthawi zambiri amapita ku buffet poyerekeza ndi omwe akufuna kudzaza mbale "kuchokera ku A mpaka Z". Vuto: Simukumwa mowa, koma kudandaula kuti mukakana madzulo onse, anthu oyandikana nawo akuzunzidwa ndi mafunso okhudza zaumoyo kapena uchidakwa. Dzisokonezeni nokha! Madzi a mphesa zakuda bwino "amatsanzira" pansi pa vinyo wofiira, madzi amchere opanda mpweya - pansi pa vodka, ndi zonunkhira bwino - za champagne. Inde, ambiri a ife pamaphwando amadya makilogalamu mazana angapo kuposa nthawi zonse. Koma mukufunikira makilogalamu 3500 kuti mupulumuke kilogalamu, - chiyembekezo. Mwamsanga mutatha phwando, bwereraninso ku zakudya zanu zathanzi. " Ndipo chofunika kwambiri (mwa njirayi, ichi si nthano, koma ndi mbiri yodziwika bwino!) - omwe omwe amatha masabata awiri adatenga 5 kilo imodzi, akuponya theka pa mwezi, pokhapokha atabwerera ku boma.