Mwinamwake chinsinsi cha kupambana kwanu chidzakhala kudzidalira. Ngati mumakonda chiwonetsero pagalasi, mumaganiza kuti ndizochita zachigololo, ndiye! Mwamuna wanu adzawona zomwe akufunikira kuziwona. Dzigulireni nokha zovala zamakono zokongola, ziyikeni ndi ponravsya.
Nthawi zonse pamapazi anu muli pedicure yokongola, misomali ya m'manja imabweretsedweratu, ndipo tsitsi lonse losafunikira limachotsedwa. "Kukonzekera" koteroko kumalimbikitsa kudzidalira. Simungagwidwe-kusamala ndi kugonana ndi munthu wina.
Onetsetsani kuti mupite ku shopu la kugonana ndi mwamuna. Limbani manyazi anu, ndipo funsani wogulitsa kukuwonetsani vibrator yaikulu. Pitani kwambiri, ndipo mugule! Choyamba, mukhoza kuyesa "chidole" chatsopano. Kenaka gwiritsani ntchito vibrator pabedi ndi munthu. Izi zidzakuthandizani kuthetsa manyazi.
Udindo wofunikira umasewera ndi kuyatsa. Kwa amuna sizosangalatsa kugonana mu mdima wathunthu. Ndipo mumasokonezeka ndi kuwala? Pezani zotsutsana. Makandulo ounikira kapena nyali ya tebulo, kuunikira komweku kumakupangitsani kukhala omasuka. Musaope kuti mnzanuyo adzawona "zolephera" zanu.
Sankhani malo ndi nthawi yogonana. Malowa akhale okonzeka, omwe mukukondwera nawo. Muyenera kukhala ndi nthawi yokwanira kuti mukondwere wina ndi mzake musasokonezedwe ndi phokoso lokhazikika komanso osayang'ana nthawi. Malo okhawo mungathe kumasuka. Vomerezani kuti kuchotsa manyazi ake, pamene mchimwene wamng'onoyo amaphunzitsa maphunziro kumbuyo kwa khoma, kapena agogo akuwonera TV, ndizovuta kwambiri.
Pofuna kumasuka, mukhoza kusamba ndi mafuta onunkhira kapena kumwa vinyo wa vinyo. Kuonjezera apo, kuti thupi lanu likununkhira bwino, kuwala pang'ono kudzawonekera pamasaya anu, omwe amuna amakonda kwambiri.
Taya maganizo anu onse! Sinthani kokha kugonana, ngakhale ngati simukupita ku lingaliro lililonse lokhudza ntchito, maphunziro ndi mnzanu wochenjera. Khalani mkazi wosokonezeka, yemwe moyo wake uli ndi kugonana. Khalani osasunthika komanso odandaula. Akazi otere amakondadi amuna.
Phunzirani kukonda thupi lanu. Phunzirani zida zanu zonse pagalasi. Yang'anani mbali zochepetsetsa za thupi, kudzipweteketsa nokha, kuseweretsa maliseche. Mwa njira iyi, mudzatha kupeza momwe mukufuna kuti mukhale okhumudwa. Kuphatikizanso, izi ndi njira yabwino yophunzitsira kugonana.
Onerani mafilimu olaula. Phunzirani kuchokera ku heroines a njira zosiyanasiyana, zomveka ndi zatsopano. Ndikhulupirire, ambiri a iwo amawoneka oposa inu, koma samaliza kwachiwiri ndikudzimva ngati azimayi. Ngati pagalasi mumawona kuti mutha kuchotsa mapaundi pang'ono, ndiye pitani ku masewera. Kuyendayenda - moyo! Maonekedwe odabwitsa amakupatsani chidaliro.
Pangani kukambirana momasuka ndi mwamuna zokhudza kugonana. Pezani kuchokera kwa mnzanuyo zomwe amakonda pa bedi, ndi malingaliro otani omwe amayendayenda pamutu pake. Muuzeni za zomwe zimakukondani komanso zomwe zikukuchititsani. Poyamba zidzakhala zovuta, koma pang'onopang'ono, mudzaphunzira kulankhula molunjika komanso momveka bwino za kugonana.
Pofuna kumasuka panthawi yogonana, yesani kuwala. Fotokozerani kwa mnzanuyo kuti mukumva zowawa, zakuda kwakula. Aloleni akunyengereni (pambuyo pake, tsitsi limameta, mumamva kununkhira, bwanji?).
Vomerezani kuyesa. Moyo wokhudzana ndi kugonana ndi wosiyana kwambiri ndipo uli ndi zinsinsi zambiri komanso zamatsenga. Kuti mumvetse zomwe zimakupatsani chisangalalo, mungayesere. Ngati simukukonda zomwe munthu akugona pabedi ndi inu, muuzeni za izo. Kugonana kumakondweretsa awiri.
Fuulani ndi kubuula panthawi ya kugonana, amuna amvetse. Amadzipereka okha kukhala "maso", zomwe zimakondweretsa akazi. Muwonetseni momwe mumakonda zonse zomwe amakuchitirani. Chotsani manyazi amathandiza kayendetsedwe kokongola, ngati kamba. Kotero iwe ndithudi suwoneka wonyenga ndi wopusa.
Ndipo potsiriza: sikulibe kanthu ngati munthu apita ku "mkazi wonyansa". Sichikudziwika yemwe anali ndi mwayi. Chinthu chachikulu chomwe mumakhala omasuka, osadandaula ndi chilichonse chokhazikika kapena kugonana. Ndipo manyazi anu adzadutsa ndithu.