M'nthaŵi yathu ino yakhala yodabwitsa kutsutsa anthu. Onse pamodzi ndi aliyense payekha: woimira aliyense ndi "mitundu yamoyo." Amati iwo ndi aulesi, ndipo sali otsogolera. Komanso zidakwa, odyera, osowa, osakhoza kuphika chakudya ngakhale kuchokera kumagetsi otsirizira, zolengedwa ndi zosautsa zomwe zili ndi mpira okha m'maganizo awo. Apa si mndandanda wathunthu wa mayeso olakwika.
Mwachilungamo, izi ziyenera kuzindikiridwa - nthawi zambiri anthu okonda zachiwawa komanso osatsutsika ndi omwe amadziwika bwino ndi amuna, motero, mwachidziwitso, koma mosadziwika, osati atsikana, akale.
Tiyeni tiwone zomwe ziri zoona, ndipo ndi zabodza, ife tidzasiya, kunena, cutlets ku ntchentche.
Waulesi . Zosangalatsa, koma kawirikawiri epithet iyi imaperekedwa kwa amuna ogwira ntchito yolemetsa, monga kugwira ntchito pa malo osamanga kapena kutulutsa magalimoto: oyendetsa mtunda wautali, oyendetsa minda, ogwira ntchito zitsulo ... Palibe chimene anganene pa othamanga. Ogwira ntchito m'maganizo amatchedwa aulesi, monga akunena, Mulungu mwiniwake adalamula. Ngakhale kuti, nthawi zina ntchito yamaganizo imatopa kwambiri kuposa thupi. Sikovuta kufotokoza gulu la zikalata, kudutsa pa phiri la chidziwitso, ndi zonse kuti atenge chisankho chimodzi chotsogolera, chomwe, komabe nthawi zina chimatsimikizira tsogolo la bungwe lonselo. Kodi mungandikhulupirire ine, ndilibe chisoni kwenikweni kwa apolisiwo, koma ndine wokonzeka kuvomereza - anyamata awa akulima ngati ophedwa. Osati nthawizonse zogwira mtima, zoona, koma kulima.
Chopusa kwambiri chimayamba pamene iwo odzichepetsa amatsutsa mwakachetechete: amayi, aphunzitsi, apenshoni. Ndikuwoneratu phiri lodzudzula. Motani? Mayi ayenera kudya ndi kuphika, kusamba, ndi kuyeretsa m'nyumba, ndi kugula, ndikupanga ndi kumeta tsitsi. Pamene mwamuna wake ali tsiku lonse m'galimoto (mu minda, mu ofesi, m'sitolo, pa malo omangako - ndiyenera kuigogomezera). Chabwino, osati kwenikweni, momwemo, ndipo ndizozizira. Amuna ambiri amabweretsa malipiro kunyumba, monga mukudziwa, palibe abwana amene amalipiritsa ndalama "monga choncho," ndithu, palibe anthu omwe alibe chidwi pakati pawo. Choncho, mwamunayo amapita kunyumba kukapuma, ndiko kuti, kubwezeretsa mphamvu. "Ndipo bwanji? - mwinamwake mkazi wamwamuna wokwiya akufunsani - kodi ndi kovuta kwambiri kutsegula babu (kuyendetsa msomali, kuchotsa zinyalala, kukonza mpanda, kuchotsa mwanayo mu tebulo) "?
Inde, ndine wokonzeka kuvomereza, pakati pa amuna, komanso pakati pa akazi, pali zolengedwa zaulesi. Koma zonsezo? Ayi, sindikutero. Tiyeni tiyang'ane pa zochitika izi pang'ono kuchokera kumbali ina. Wamasamba tsiku lonse ankagwira ntchito mwakhama. Ndabwerera kunyumba, mkazi wanga anapempha thandizo. Chabwino, ntchito zosavuta zapakhomo monga kutsuka mbale kapena kupita ku sitolo, koma kupanga mapiritsi omwewo? Choyamba, pali plumber pa izi. Chachiwiri, ngati pangakhale chosowa, ndiye kuti, ndikuganiza kuti, ndizosavuta komanso zowonjezera kupereka ndalama kwa katswiri, yemweyo yopanga mapulogalamu komanso osakweza ubongo wanu ndi zopanda pake. Komabe, amayi ambiri amaganiza mosiyana. "Munthu weniweni ayenera kuchita chirichonse!" Ndipo kodi wopusa wotereyu anakumbukira ndani? Chinthu chachikulu ndi chakuti palibe nzeru mu izi. Mu nthawi yathu, choncho. Mwina amayi sayenera kulipira ndalama zophunzitsa ana awo kumaphunziro apamwamba? Aloleni apite ku sukulu ya zamishonale, aphunzire kugwira ntchito ndi nyundo, chisel, soldering iron, kupotola mtedza, mipando yokonzetsera?
Mnyamatayu amadwala kwa masiku, koma amabweretsa madola zikwi zingapo pamwezi kunyumba, choncho ayi, sabata lililonse, kufunafuna malo a ntchito zaulimi. Chifukwa chiyani? Apo ayi, apongozi ake sadzakhala chete. Kutembenuza kwina kwa miyezi ina, koma kuti awonedwe ngati munthu wamphumphu, amayenera kupita mwamsanga maphunziro aphunziro ochepa ndi apulasitala a Amalume Vasya, omwe ali ndi makalasi atatu ndi kondomu kumbuyo kwake. Mwa njira, akazi amapita kwa akatswiri ngati kuli kofunikira. Kwa okongoletsa tsitsi, cosmetologists, psychologists, madokotala, lawyers. Zovala, monga lamulo, zogula zokonzeka, koma osasuntha ndi kuwala kwa nyali ya parafini, monga agogo awo a agogo awo. Kotero, amayi okondedwa, tiyeni tipange lingaliro loyenera palimodzi.
Osati kuyambitsa . Inde, alipo. Amuna ambiri, ndithudi, samadziwa momwe angasankhire zochita, ndipo ali wokonzeka kupita kwa wina aliyense. Koma kodi ndizolakwa kwa uyu, makamaka kutenga munthu? Monga lamulo, amuna osalimbikitsa amakulira m'mabanja, pomwe chisankho chimapangidwa ndi mayi, mkazi wolimba komanso wamphamvu. Malangizo ake ndi omalizira ndipo sangafune, monga malamulo a mkulu wa asilikali. Ngati wina m'banja sagwirizana ndi izi, adzalangidwa mwamsanga. Ndiye akudabwa. Zibwera bwanji, bwanji munalola kuti mpongozi wanu azikhala pamutu panu? Ndipo kodi angaphunzire kuti atengepo kanthu? Ndi momwe mibadwo ya nkhuku imakula, omwe sangachite kanthu popanda mgwirizano ndi mkazi wawo (amayi, apongozi awo - ndikofunikira kuti awonetsere).
Nthawi zambiri mumamva izi: "Inde, ndimasankha mwamuna wanga. Koma, ngati nditakumana ndi munthu amene angandichitire zosankha, ndimamutsatira. " Zoonadi? Ndipo ngati wamkuluyo adaganiza kuti sizingakhale zopindulitsa, mwachitsanzo, kugula chovala chatsopano kwa mkazi wake, m'nyengo yozizira akhoza kupita mu chikhoto cha nkhosa. M'malo mwake, ndi bwino kugula galimoto kapena kukonza mu nyumba.
"Lamlungu lino sitipita ku nyumba. Iwe, iwe ukhoza kupita kukagula pang'ono, koma pa 19-00 ine ndinali kunyumba, ndipo ine ndidzakhala ndi mowa ndi abwenzi anga. " - "Momwemo, koma ine ..." - "Ndinaganiza choncho. Mfundo ". Munthu wotsutsa? Ziribe kanthu momwe izo ziriri. Samodour. Wotopa. Wopopera kunyumba.
Mu moyo weniweni - banja liri lonse lili ndi chitsanzo chake cha ubale. Zimakwaniritsidwa, mwamuna ndi theka-wanzeru, kulandira makopi, ndipo mkazi ndi dona wamalonda, yemwe nthawi zambiri amakhala mkazi weniweni. Zikuchitika, mwamuna wamunkhanza ndi mkazi - woipa Cinderella. Mulimonsemo, ndizo zomwe achibale ake amaganiza. Nthawi zina mwamuna amatha kutsogolera kampaniyo (amalamulira regiment, amapanga luso lapamwamba, amachititsa kuti munthu azindikire), ndipo mkaziyo amatsogolere bwino mwamuna, kutsogolera mphamvu zake "m'njira yoyenera." Kawirikawiri, izo ziri kwa inu, akazi okondedwa, kodi mukusowa choyipa chodziwika bwino cha amuna?
Zidakwa . Chifukwa cha chilungamo, tiyenera kuvomereza kuti pakati pa anthu a Asilavo pali anthu ambiri oledzera. Muzinthu, kudalira kumeneku kumangoganiza bwino. Bwanji osamwa ndi amzanga ngati aliyense amamwa? Mwa njira, mwa anthu omwe amatha kumwera mowa amatha kumwa "nthawi yaitali ndi yaitali" amalemekezedwa kwambiri, munthu amathamanga - zomwe zikutanthauza kuti angathe kuzilandira, chifukwa amapeza ndalama zabwino. Zolakwa za mkate ndi batala ndi kung'amba pang'ono. Kugulitsa kumudzi kumaperekanso zopereka zake. Kuyambira ali mwana, anthu amamenyedwa - amamwa mwaulemu. Ndipo chifukwa cha thanzi liri lothandiza, apo Nikolai Valuev amachotsa vodka pachabe, ndipo panthawi imodzimodziyo amakhalabe mmodzi mwa amphamvu mabokosi, amphamvu kwambiri. Klitschko. Shevchenko ... Izi, komabe, mowa mowa.
Pali kudalira ndi zamakhalidwe, pamene munthu sangathe kumamwa koma kumwa basi. Mwinamwake, izi ziri chifukwa cha mtundu wina wa zilema zamaganizo. "Kodi ndizotheka kumwa kwa munthu amene ali ndi vuto ndi psyche?" - Ndinamufunsa katswiri wa zamaganizo. Dokotala anayankha kuti, "Ayi, koma pali zifukwa zambiri pamene mowa umachepetsa mavutowa." Izi "vavki" mumutu ndikupanga moledzeretsa. Anamwa ndikumva bwino.
Komabe, si oimira onse omwe ali ndi gawo labwino la umunthu kumwa. Mwachidule, iwo omwe amamwa ali powonekera. Phokoso, chibwibwi, pazifukwa zilizonse zosonyeza kusakhutira. Zoonadi, a Hanurik amawoneka osatentha, koma anyamatawo ali phokoso, amve, amauza zambiri za amorous adventures. Eya, ndizo, zomwe akunena. Pamene pali oledzera awiri kapena oposa, mutu wokonda kwambiri kucheza ndi kugonana. Amapanga zokongola zawo zokhazokha, kuti mwadzidzidzi mumayamba kuganiza, ndipo kodi zonsezi zikuchitika kwenikweni? Musaseke, kapena ayi ndigwa pa mpando wanga ndikugunda mwamphamvu. Pamene munthu amamwa chilichonse chomwe ali nacho chowotcha - kubwerera kwa kugonana mpaka yachiwiri komanso ngakhale gawo lachitatu. Kawirikawiri, amangokhala opanda mphamvu. Ndicho chifukwa chake tiyenera kuganiza mobisa kubisala izi kuchokera kwa anthu ozungulira.
Chikondi . Azimayi ena amakhulupirira - amapatsa mwamuna chifuniro, ndipo adzakwatirana ndi wina aliyense, ndi Baba Yaga. Inde, Casanova amakumana, koma osati nthawi zambiri monga amai amaganizira. Sikuti anthu onse amatha kukhala okonda akazi. Amuna ambiri ndi amanyazi mwachibadwa. Iwo samayesa ngakhale kudziwana ndi akazi, poopa kuti akanidwa. Ndipo ngati akwatirana, amayesa kukondweretsa mkazi wawo mu chirichonse, kuti asakhale paulendo waulere kachiwiri. Mwinamwake mukudziwa mfundo yomwe mungadziwe kuti munthu ali ndi chibwenzi chanji? Ndidzakumbutsa iwo amene aiwala. Apa chirichonse chiri chosavuta: amangoyankhula, ena amangopanga. Chachitatu sichiperekedwa. Kotero mvetserani pang'ono kwa anthu oyankhula okongola ndipo musamamvetsere pang'ono za diamondi kwenikweni za kugonana - chete.
Wosangalala . Inde, simungathe kuona munthu akulira pa sopo. Ndi nkhani ina, munthu yemwe akukumana ndi zovuta za masewero a mpira kapena mpira wa masewera. Ndiye izo zinachitika, ife timayankhula kumverera. Zimapindulitsa kwa onse, ndi aphungu, ndi a legionna, omwe amachititsa kuti matalente am'deralo adziwulule okha, komanso kwa wophunzira wotsutsa, komanso woweruza milandu. Zonse za umunthu zingakhale zogawidwa mogawidwa m'magulu awiri - miyambo, miyoyo ndi maganizo, kukhala ndi maganizo. Ndipo, izo zaikidwa kuchokera kubadwa. Amuna ambiri ali a mtundu wovomerezeka, amayi ambiri ku chikhalidwe. Kukhala ndi mtundu womveka sikutanthauza kuuma kwauzimu. Amuna amaonanso, yesetsani kusonyeza mmene akumvera. Kumene mkazi angafuule ndikupeza kuti wamkulu ndi ndani, mwamunayu ayesa kufufuza momwe zinthu zilili ndikupeza njira yotulukira. Mwa njira, chifukwa cha ichi amafunikira kusamvetsetsa. Kuimba mlandu munthuyo chifukwa chokhala ndi maganizo osiyana ndi momwe akumverera kumakhala ngati kutsutsa tambala lachinyengo. Osavuta kuchotsa mutu kuposa kuphunzitsanso.