Tiyenera kuzindikiranso, mphamvu yololera yokhazikika, ngakhale kuti pali nthano zambiri zokhudzana ndi kutchuka kwa conservatism, snobbery ndi chauvinism, zomwe nthawi zambiri zimatchedwa ndi British. Foggy Albion mwanzeru analenga kuchokera kumadera ake osati zachilengedwe zokha, komanso chidziwitso cha sayansi, chidziwitso chokhudza dongosolo la dziko ndi zina zothandiza, panthawi imeneyo kufika kwa Marco Polo ndi mayiko akuluakulu. Kukulitsa chidziwitso chonsechi ndikuwonjezeredwa ndi zozizwitsa za awo enieni (omwe mphamvu zawo ku England mogwirizana ndi malo apamwamba kwambiri padziko lapansi), Chingerezi chinapanga dongosolo lapadera la maphunziro. Osati abwino kwambiri padziko lapansi, ayi. Ndizowona kuti England imayesetsa kupanga akatswiri odziwa bwino zachuma, malamulo, zachuma, zamaluso komanso zapamwamba (oh-oh, St. Martin College!). Inde, dongosolo lino siliyenera aliyense. Mapangidwe a maphunziro apamwamba ku England ndi ovuta kwambiri, koma inunso mukhoza kumvetsa.
Ndikofunika:
• Ndi bwino kudziwa zomwe mukufuna kuchita m'tsogolomu;
• Kuika patsogolo pazochita zazikulu;
• amatha kuganiza mozama komanso mwachidziwikire kuti azidzilamulira okha;
• Kulemekeza anthu ena;
• kukhala ovomerezeka, osagwirizana;
• Khalani ndi chisangalalo chabwino.
Zomaliza siziri zofunika, koma ndi zofunika. Kwa English izi palibe chopatulika. Zokwanira kungoyang'ana zithunzi zomwe zinapachikidwa ku Center for Education British ku Kiev. Mfumukaziyo ndi lilime lake likulendewera. Mfumukazi ndi Pulezidenti Putin ali ndi makutu a pony, omwe amapezeka mwangozi. Mfumukazi, ndikuyang'ana pangodya. Zosokoneza! Pogwiritsa ntchito njirayi, mzinda wa London wotchedwa Tate, womwe posachedwapa unachititsa chiwonetsero cha "rude English humor," adawonetsa dziko lonse kuti palibe anzanga omwe amatha kuseka okha ndi British. Anthu athu ndi ovuta kwambiri.
Chingerezi popanda dikishonale
Kodi ndi zabwino bwanji za "Sukulu ya Chingerezi"? Mfundo yaikulu ya maphunziro a ku Britain ndi yolimbikitsa. Mchitidwe wa ntchito m'mayunivesiti ya Chingerezi umamangidwa pa mfundo yakuti wophunzira samangosonkhanitsa zomwe adzidziwitsa, monga mwambo kwa ife, koma amapanga maziko ake enieni. Sangathe kuletsedwa. Maphunziro ndi othandiza, koma ngati gwero lachinsinsi. Ophunzira amakwiya nthawi zonse kuganiza. Ndipo taganizirani bwino. Yerekezerani ndi maphunziro a British ndi Chiyukireniya - osagwirizana. Komanso, ma yunivesite ya Britain amapititsa patsogolo maphunziro a maphunziro apamwamba a padziko lonse, ndipo anthu a Chiyukireniya samalowa nawo konse. M'malo mwake, amalowa, koma amodzi. Muyeso ya bungwe lafukufuku wa ku Spain la CSIC Kyiv National University. T. Shevchenko ndi Kyiv-Mohyla Academy ali ndi 1 346 ndi 2 055 m'malo mwawo. Koma palinso nthawi zabwino mu maphunziro athu. Mwachitsanzo, zikuonedwa kuti sukulu yathu yachiwiri imapereka chidziwitso chabwino mwachindunji. Izi ndizomwe, koma chidziwitso ichi chili pazomwe mukuphunzira. Sukulu ya Chingerezi imakonzekera akatswiri. Kusiyana kwina kwakukulu pakati pa kayendetsedwe ka maphunziro a Chingerezi ndi ena ndikuti a British amalimbikitsanso kukhala ophunzira payekha. Choncho, maphunziro amapangidwa mwa mwayi wopatsa aliyense makhalidwe awo apadera. Ndipo machitidwe ena ophunzitsira, mosiyana, amapereka template yomwe wophunzira amayenera kufalitsa, kusintha maluso ake ku zofunikira za yunivesite. Mkulu! Zikupezeka kuti ngati mwalowa kale ku yunivesite ya ku England, kodi mungasonyeze kuti ndinu munthu aliyense payekha? Popeza ndi okondedwa, amalemekeza kwambiri.
Lemekezani payekha umunthu wa kuganiza, osati khalidwe. Kuwongolera mwamphamvu, kukambirana ndi kusasinthasintha - zikhalidwe zonsezi ziyenera kukwezedwa mwadzidzidzi musanalowe pamsewu wa yunivesite ya Chingerezi. Obadwa mwa ife, Asilavo, ena osasamala, chizoloŵezi chochita chirichonse pamphindi womaliza ndi kuyembekezera mwayi ku England sichidzatha. Apo silolandiridwa ndi liwu loipa. Vuto la padziko lonse linakhudza Britain. Njira yothetsera mavuto, mayiko ambiri adapeza zotsika mtengo chifukwa cha khalidwe lapansi. Koma osati Britain. M'chaka chomaliza cha maphunziro, kulembetsa m'mabungwe apamwamba a ku Britain kunachepa. Ndipo khalidwe la maphunziro linasungidwa mofanana. Kujambula kunapangidwa mophweka. Ngati kale poyamba ankafunika kuti asonyeze chidziwitso chabwino komanso chidziwitso chapamwamba cha chilolezo, tsopano zonsezi ziyenera kuwonetsedwa ngati digiri yodabwitsa. Nyenyezi yamtundu uliwonse. Zili ngati mutapeza "zisanu ndi ziwiri" ndi dongosolo lalingaliro la zisanu.
Zamtengo wapatali, koma zosangalatsa
Monga china chilichonse chopangidwa ndi mapamwamba, maphunziro ku England si otsika mtengo. Mtengo umaphatikizapo maphunziro enieni, kuphatikizapo malo ogona, kuphatikizapo zakudya. Onse pamodzi adzakoka kuchuluka kwa mapaundi 20-25,000 sterling. Zowonjezera mtengo wa visa ndi kuyenda. Onjezani mapaundi 700. Kukonzekera kwa malemba, komanso ntchito za malo oyanjanirana, popanda njira iliyonse. Kupeza yunivesite yabwino kapena koleji, kuyesa mayesero ndi kupanikiza kudutsa kwazinthu zambiri zachinsinsi ndizovuta kwambiri. Malipiro ogwirizana. Kutanthauzira izi modzichepetsa, poyamba, ziwerengero mu madola ambiri a US, ife tikuyenera kuchulukitsa onse ndi theka ndi theka. Inde, mumasowa ndalama. Chikho cha ku London chimadya mapaundi anayi. Ulendo wopita ku subway ndi pafupi mapaundi asanu. Kotero ife timaponyera kuchuluka kwa mapepala zikwi makumi awiri mphambu makumi awiri ndi chithunzi cha Mfumukazi Elizabeth II. Izi ndizomwe simukupita ku masewera ndipo musadye puddings. Zikuoneka kuti kuwerengera maphunziro a British ku dziko lathu, komwe malipiro ambiri a United Kingdom ali pafupifupi mapaundi zana pa mwezi, ndi ana okha omwe makolo olemera kwambiri angathe. Kapena makolo olemera kwambiri. Palibe malire a zaka za maphunziro. Kodi anthu amene amapindula ndi ntchito zawo, komanso Cambridge, sawala? Ndipo apa pali vuto lalikulu. Ngati pali cholinga, ndiye kuti tifunika kufunafuna njira zoti tipeze, komanso kuti tisadzifotokoze tokha ndi ena chifukwa chake izi sizingatheke. Ngakhale mukudabwa, mitundu ingapo imabwera m'maganizo mwakamodzi. Yoyamba: zopereka ndi maphunziro a maphunziro osiyanasiyana, mabungwe, makampani ndi masunivesite okha. Chachiwiri: kuyika ku likulu la bungwe lanu ndi pempho loperekera maphunziro. Inde, pempho limeneli liyenera kukhala loyenera. Koma msewu udzakhala wozindikira ndi kupita. Mwa njira, mlembi wa nkhaniyi (amayi anga ndi aphunzitsi, kuti bambo ndi injiniya, kupatula nthabwala) adalandira diploma yake ku Open Business School ku London University. Purezidenti wa "Center for Education British" Stephen Clark akukumbukira kuti njira yopezera maphunziro ndi nthawi yayitali komanso nthawi yambiri. Ndipo muyenera kuyamba kuchita izi kwa zaka chimodzi ndi theka mpaka zaka ziwiri zisanachitike tsiku loyamba la maphunziro. Palinso njira yachitatu - maphunziro apakati. Wophunzira, wokhala ku Odessa kapena kuti, Kolomyia, amalandira ma-e-mail kuchokera kwa mphunzitsi (katswiri yemwe amayang'anira wophunzira). Amamuyendera pa intaneti. Amatumiza mphunzitsi wake udindo (TMA) kudziko la Sir Paul McCartney. Kulankhulana ndi aphunzitsi pa "Skype" kapena ngakhale kupyolera mwa iwo pamisonkhano. Ulendo wokayendera sukulu ya Sande sukulu. M'mawu ake, zimakhudzidwa kwambiri ndi maphunziro, popanda kusiya mbadwa zanu. Mtengo wa maphunziro ngatiwo ndi wochepa kangapo. Zochepa: palibe mpweya wamaphunziro, chilankhulo cha chinenero, mzimu wa bwino ku England. Kuwonjezera: Diploma ya kumaliza maphunziro a yunivesite ya England. Kutuluka, chifukwa cha zomwe taphunzira, kuntchito yatsopano, mukhoza kupeza gawo lotsatira la maphunziro. Ali kale moyo weniweni.
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Chigamulocho chikuvomerezedwa ndipo sichiyenera kukakamizidwa. Tidzaphunzira ku England! Zili choncho m'njira yathu - kuwerenga, kudzozedwa ndikuyesera mwamsanga kugwira ng'ombe ndi nyanga. Osati choncho. Monga mwana wamkulu wa anthu a ku Britain Sherlock Holmes anati: "Kupititsa patsogolo malingaliro ndi nyimbo zabwino." Sungani ndalama ku akaunti ya yunivesite yovomerezeka sikukwanira kupita kukatenga matumba anu. Ndalama za ku Britain ndi chinthu chotsiriza pamndandanda wa zosowa. Iwo, inu mukuona, kuika mitu yoyera. Apanso, mosiyana ndi sukulu yapamwamba yopita kunyumba. Muyenera kuyamba ndi kufufuza nzeru ndi luso loganiza. Chabwino, mlingo wa chinenero, ndithudi. Ophunzira amayenera kukhala omasuka m'chinenero cha Chaucer ndi Chesterton. Ndipo, mwa njira, chidziwitso cha ntchito za abambo otchulidwa pamwambapa. Muyambirira, ndithudi. Anthu a Chichewa amamvetsetsa kwambiri m'mene ophunzira achilendo amadziwira bwino mabuku a Chingerezi. Mu sukulu ya Chingerezi, kudzidzimutsa kwa ophunzira kumayambiriro kwambiri. Ndi zaka khumi ndi zinayi, achinyamata a ku Britain amadziwa bwino omwe akufuna. Ndipo amayamba kukonzekera kuvomerezedwa, makamaka mitu yomwe idzakhala yothandiza m'tsogolomu. Kumapeto kwa 10 (11, 12 - ndikofunikira kuonetsa) gululi liri ndi lingaliro lomveka bwino la ntchito yamtsogolo, osapitilira 7% mwa ophunzira. Choncho, msinkhu wa chidziwitso chapadera pamapeto a sukulu ambiri a sukulu ndi ofooka. Choncho, pambuyo pa sukulu, n'zotheka kufika ku benchi ya aphunzitsi ku yunivesite ya Chingerezi kwa munthu wathu m'moyo weniweni, koma sipanakhalepo kale. Kusiyana kwakukulu pakati pa chidziwitso chomwe chimafunidwa kwa munthu watsopano wa ku Britain, ndi zomwe ziri m'malingaliro a wophunzira wathu. Adzayenera kuthana ndi zoonjezera. Choyenera - pafupi ndi gwero la chidziwitso. Izi zikutanthauza kuti, ku koleji ya ku Britain kapena sukulu ya pre-yunivesite yokonzekera. Pa otchedwa A-mlingo. Kuti yunivesite ilandire mapepala kuti aganizire, chidziwitso chomwe chilipo chiyenera kutsimikiziridwa ndi mayeso apadera a IELTS, komanso malemba omwe amatsimikizira kupambana ndi woyenera. Zamasuliridwa ndi zinalembedwa. Tsimikizirani zosankha zanu. Lembani mawonekedwe apangidwe. Sungani makalata oyamikira. M'mawu ake, yesani ntchito ya pepala. Ngati mutenga thandizo la wothandizira oyenerera, ndondomekoyi idzatenga miyezi itatu (yabwino). Ntchito yodziimira yokha ingagwire ntchito kwa zaka zambiri. Atalandira chitsimikizo kuchokera ku yunivesite yokhudzana ndi kulembetsa, pulogalamu yotulutsa visa wophunzira imayamba. Mosiyana ndi mapangidwe a visa oyendayenda, iyi ndi njira yowonongeka komanso yosasinthika. Ndikutanthauza kuti palibe amene angaganizire kuti mukufunikira mwamsanga komanso mwamsanga. Zosankha zonse pa visa sizipangidwa ndi anthu, koma ndi dongosolo lomwe limagwira ntchito molingana ndi ndondomekoyi. Ndondomeko ya Visa imatenga pafupifupi miyezi itatu.