Madzulo a maholide a Chaka Chatsopano, anthu ambiri amasungiramo zakumwa zoledzeretsa. Za mtundu wanji wa mowa amasankha iwo kapena zizindikiro zina za Zodiac , ambiri amadziwa kale kuchokera kuzinthu zakale. Komabe, anthu owerengeka sankaganiza kuti oimira magulu khumi ndi awiri mwachindunji akukumana ndi vutoli. Aliyense mwa njira yake yomwe. Ndipo okhulupirira nyenyezi okha akhoza kugaŵana zambiri zothandiza.
Zovuta
Amuna amphamvu awa sangayerekeze kuti usiku unali wopambana. Ngakhale mutu utagawanika ndi bomba la atomiki likuphulika m'mimba, mphamvu zawo sizilola kuti zofooka za anthu ziwonetsere. Palibe amene ayenera kuwona momwe Aries akudandaula. Ngakhalenso kuchokera ku nkhuku. Ndipo izi sizili zosavuta kuchita, popeza oimira chizindikiro chachikulu cha zodiac ndi mafani a vodka a Russian. Khofi yofiira ndi ndudu ndizochadya chakummawa kwa amuna mmawa wotsatira. Ndipo amayi okongola Aries adakali m'mawa akuyesera kuti apite ku bafa kuti ayang'ane bwino.
Taurus
Taurus nthawi zambiri amalephera kuchita zinthu mopitirira muyeso pambuyo pa kumwa mowa waukulu. Chowonadi ndi chakuti mafanizi a mowa wambiri woledzeretsa sakudziwa momwe angadzitetezere pambuyo pake. Iwo amakopeka kwambiri kuti avomereze kwa woyambirira, ngakhale atakhala osadziwika bwino. Ndiye kodi n'zosadabwitsa kuti malo ochezera a pa Intaneti amakhala odzaza ndi mavumbulutso a Taurus pambuyo pa mvula yamkuntho? Ndipo zikanakhala zabwino ngati mowa ndi bwino kutenga digiri yazing'onong'ono ... Koma kodi mungachite chiyani ndi zolemba zachinsinsi ndi zokonda zambiri? Njira yokhayo yowonekera ndiyo kumwa mowa kachiwiri, kuti mupitirize kusangalala. Kupanda kutero, mantha omwe akulembedwawo amavutitsa mutu.
Gemini
Okhazikitsa maholide nthawi zonse samakhala ndi nthawi yoima. Ndipo momwe mungagwiritsire ntchito phokoso lophwanyika pamene phokoso lina la tequila limatumikiridwa ndi kukongola kokongola kapena njonda mumdima? Choncho ndikofunikira kudziwa pasadakhale malo okwera ndege. Apo ayi, chiopsezo chodzuka pabedi losadziwika, mumzinda wodabwitsa ndi wabwino. Mapasa amatha kuchita bwino kuposa zizindikiro zina za zodiac. Komabe, amatha kuyendetsa masewerawa, kuwona momwe amachitira. Kuti mukasambe m'mawa, ndipo ngati mutangoyang'ana mauthenga omwe amachokera.
Khansa
Mng'oma wa khansa wadzazidwa ndi chinsinsi chakuya, chifukwa samwedzeretsedwa mu chiwonongeko. Chabwino, pafupifupi konse. Nthawi zina mumathabe kuthirira madzi omwe akuimira chizindikiro chodabwitsa kwambiri. Ndiyeno ojambula a genie amathawulukira kumalo awo akutali. Amamwa mofulumira komanso mosakayika. M'maŵa akuwoneka kuti tsoka linachitika. Kuti iwo ayenera kuti anachita chinachake. Komabe, ichi ndi chiwonetsero cha chidziwitso chawo. Popeza pambuyo pa magalasi asanu iwo anali atagona tulo tofa nato.
Leo
Njira yabwino yogonjetsera kansalu ka Leo si khofi. Ndipo ngakhale mowa. Ambiri adzadabwa, koma izi ndizitamanda. Ambiri mwa onse oimira chizindikiro chachifumu samakhudzidwa ndi mawonekedwe, koma ndi mbiri "yotayika". Iwo ndi zinyama zokongola, amamwa vinyo wofiira yekha ... Maonekedwe a mfumu sawalola kuti aledzere. Choncho, mikango ikusowa chitsimikizo kuti korona yawo yakhalabe m'malo mwake. Chomwe chidziwitso cha anthu odzikuzachi chimakopa okondedwa. Kwa nthawi yaitali zokometsera izi sizongokwanira, chifukwa mimba ya wodya izi posachedwapa idzafuna magazi atsopano ...
Virgo
Tsoka kwa yemwe adasankha kuchoka ndi pedantic Virgo. Chikondi chawo cha vinyo woyera ndi dongosolo labwino chidzakhala chimbudzi chozizira kwa wina aliyense. Ndipo mu lingaliro lenileni la mawu! Mmawa udzayamba ndi kuyendetsa mwamphamvu, njira zamadzi ndi kuyenda kosavuta. Ngati abwenzi sakufuna kuthandizira kugonana kwa Virgo, iye adzawaseka tsiku lonse. Werengani nkhani zokhudza vutoli. Musamamwe mowa. Choncho, muyenera kuganizira kawiri musanagone ndi woimira chizindikiro ichi m'chipinda chimodzi. Ndi zabwino kwa iye, koma kwa ena ...
Mamba
Nthawi zonse anyamata ozindikira komanso olingalira ngati azimayi amamva ngati palibe. Zoona zake n'zakuti iwo atopa kuti azikhalabe ndi mbale. Amafunika nthawi zina, koma amaiwala za kugwirizana, zofanana ndi zinthu zofanana. Kotero, iwo amadziwa kuwuka ndi mutu ngati yankho la mapemphero awo. Tsopano amatha kukhala chete ndikugona pogona pabedi. Inde, ndi chakudya, zakumwa ndi sopo.
Scorpio
Ambiri amaiwala kuti chizindikiro chosiririka cha zodiac ndi mwiniwake wa mbola yovuta. Kuti Scorpio yosaŵerengeka ikhoza kudzidutsa mosavuta yokha mowa kwambiri wa nyukiliya - ndipo khalani nthawi yomweyo. Choncho, m'mawa, nthawi zina pamakhala chidziwitso cha dissonance: onse theka-akufa, osasuntheka, ndi Scorpions - pitirizani kuphulika ndi nkhumba. Nkhani zawo za usiku wapitawo zimaperekedwa kwa aliyense ali ndi mitundu yambiri yamaluwa, ndipo nsomba zochepa zimapangitsa chikumbumtima chilichonse kukhala chosangalatsa.
Sagittarius
Wosangalatsa wa mchere ndi maluwa osangalatsa samakhulupirira konse kuti zosangalatsa zimatha. Mng'oma uja akuwonetsa kutha kwa usiku wamkuntho. Palibe njira. Adzafuna kupitirizabe mothandizidwa ndi misonkhano yowakomera m'masitolo odyetsa: kuyambira McDonald's kupita ku dumplings. Kumverera kwa mutu kumagwira ntchito mwakhama zonse zowononga, kuti madzulo amve kupweteka kwa mtima. Pomwepo Sagittarius amamvetsera kufooka kwao, akuyang'ana oatmeal. Koma nthawi yamadzulo yayamba kale kudutsa ...
Capricorn
Akatswiri akuluakulu amakonda kukonzekera pasadakhale. Mng'oma wawo sakhala mwadzidzidzi, ndipo mankhwala amangochitika mosavuta. M'malo mwake. Usiku wonse iwo adakonzekera mosamala, anawerengetsera masamu. Wotengedwa ndi brine, aspirin ndi msuzi wa nkhuku. Iwo anawerengera nthawi yodziwa zonsezi "zokonzekera". Komabe, zotsatira sizibwera mofulumira. Kotero, mu bar iwo akuyembekezera gawo la Scotch Scotch. Ndiponsotu, mungathe kupitiriza holideyi, chabwino?
Aquarius
Koma Aquarius sakonda kuvutika ndi nkhuku. Chikondi chawo cha rum cocktails chimadzimva bwino mwa njira yonyansa kwambiri. Nausea, migraine, kupweteka m'mimba - zonsezi sizipereka mpumulo kwa moyo wodwalayo wa kampaniyo. Mmawa wotsatira iwo amafunanso kugona tulo tofa nato, kuti asamangodzimva. Ngakhalenso mabwenzi abwino sangathe kutsitsimutsa Aquarius, mpaka mphepo yamkuntho mkati mwake ikathetsedwa. Choncho, khalani chete ndikupumula kwapadera.
Nsomba
Ndani sanaone momwe nsombayi inaponyedwera m'mphepete mwa nyanja, muyenera kuyang'ana pa izo. Monga nthumwi ya mtundu wa anthu ichita chimodzimodzi. Komabe, ndi absinthe mwa njira ina ndipo sizichitika. Kusakaniza kwa nyukiliya kumapitirizabe kuchita ngakhale m'mawa. Choncho, zowawa za Pisces zili zomveka, ziyenera kuchitiridwa chifundo. Ndipo palibe chimene anthu ena amagwiritsa ntchito chimafa imfa isanakwane. Kupatsana chisamaliro nthawi zonse kumathandiza.