Ponena za momwe wotchuka wotchedwa humorist Garik Martirosyan amanena za ulemerero wake, tidzakuuzani za udindo wake m'banja ndi kuntchito lero.
Garik , mumakonda kutchuka ndi zotsatira zonse zotsatira: kuwombera pa televizioni, kuyankhulana ndi kujambula zithunzi mumagazini, kuzindikira pamsewu, gulu la masewera?
Ayi, sindikukonda ulemerero. Ngati sizinali zofunikira zaumisiri, nthawi zambiri ndimapewa atolankhani. Ndipo ndimayesa kukopeka pang'ono.
Kawirikawiri, ndikudabwa: ndichifukwa chiyani anthu amadabwa momwe ndikuyang'ana, momwe ndimakhalira, ndi amene ndikukhala, zomwe ndimanena ... Mwa lingaliro langa, sindine munthu wokondweretsa kwambiri kulemba ndi kujambula - pali anthu okondweretsa kwambiri.
Modzichepetsa kwambiri ndi mbiri yanu! Zikuwoneka kuti inu, pamwamba pa china chirichonse, ndizomwe mumakhala pozungulira kwambiri. Ndikutanthauza anthu okhala mu Comedy Club. Kodi ndi udindo wanu kapena muli mu moyo womwewo?
Ngati tilankhula za moyo, sindinganene kuti ndizokhazikika. Mosiyana ndi zimenezo, ndine munthu wopupuluma kwambiri. Kuchokera kwa anyamata ochokera ku Comedy Club amapanga mphamvu zochuluka moti nthawi zina mawu ena ndi ovuta kuyika! Ndikananena motere: Komiti ya Comedy ndiyo pulogalamu yochuluka kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi. Ndipo za kuti ndikukhazika mtima pansi?
Ndine wotsimikiza kwa anyamata, ndicho chifukwa ndikukhazika mtima pansi. Kwa iwo.
Moyo wanu wonse umagwirizana ndi kuseketsa. Kodi simungataye chilakolako cha kuseka ndi kuseka nthabwala kunyumba?
Ndipo ine ndiri kunyumba ndipo musati muzichita nthabwala.
Phunziro limodzi mudalongosola bukuli ndi mkazi wanu wam'mbuyo: "Tikadziwitsa masiku angapo ku Sochi, potsirizira pake tinasinthanitsa mafoni ndipo, titagawanika, tinagwira nawo mafilimu osatha. Ndiye iwo anayamba kuthawa wina ndi mnzake pa masiku osayenerera: pafupifupi 600 km njira imodzi ... "Chifukwa chiyani" zopusa masiku "?
Chifukwa pamene anthu samakhala mumidzi yosiyanasiyana - m'mayiko osiyanasiyana, ndikutani komwe kumatchulira maola 5-6 kamodzi pa sabata? Ndipo nthawi yonseyi nthawi zonse amaitanira wina ndi mzache ... Ndizosautsa komanso zosangalatsa.
Ndipo mumzinda mwanu simungapeze kuti ndinu mkazi?
Ayi, chifukwa, ndithudi, akanakhoza. Koma sindinaganizepo konse. Mukuwona, ndinalibe cholinga chopeza mkazi ku Moscow kapena Yerevan. Kapena mwapadera mumzinda wina .. Chabwino, mumapezeka ku Sochi - ndikuyamika Mulungu.
Ukwatiwo unasewera ku Cyprus ...
Chilichonse chinakhala chosakayika. Tinali ndi abwenzi komanso timagulu la KVN ku Limassol, ndipo tinali mzinda wabwino kwambiri moti tinasankha kusewera ukwati kumeneko. Palibe chokonzekera pasadakhale, nthawi zonse.
Kawirikawiri atsikanawo amapereka ukwati wawo m'zinthu zochepa kwambiri: kavalidwe ka ukwati, alendo, alongo. Ndiyeno mwamsanga mwadzidzidzi ...
Inde, Jeanne anayimira zonse pasadakhale. Koma ife tinatembenukira ku bungwe lapadera la ku Cyprus, ndipo chirichonse chinapangidwa mwaukali! Mkwatibwi anasangalala kwambiri! Kotero ndikulangiza aliyense kuti azichita maukwati ku Limassol. Ndikuganiza kuti aliyense akhoza kulota izi: Cyprus, nyanja, dzuwa, chikondi ndi nthabwala kuchokera kwa abwenzi-KVN-kshchikov. Kawirikawiri, tikhoza kunena kuti chifukwa cha masewera okondweretsa omwe munadziwana ndi Jeanne.
Inde, kwa kanthawi iye adasewera mu gulu la KVN mumzinda wa Sochi, koma adasiya zinthu zovuta ndikuyamba kuchita chilamulo. Ndipo adakhala wolemba milandu.
Koma inu, mosiyana, mukanakhala wojambula, ndiye kuti mwakhala mukuchitika ngati dokotala, mutalandira diploma ya katswiri wa zamaganizo-wamaganizo a maganizo - ndi momwe zinathera ...
Zowona, kwa zaka zinayi ndinaphunzira kwa ojambula. Kenaka adalowa bungwe la zachipatala, kumene KVN inayamba. Komanso zonse zadziwika kale ...
Inde, amadziwika kuti: Achinyamata, okhwima, okhwima, opanga mauthenga ochokera ku KVN adachokera ku Comedy Club, kusiya anyamata "okalamba": Petrosian, Zhvanetsky, Zadornov ... Kodi kupambana ndi chiyani? Kodi unyamata wanu umakhala wokha kapena muli ndi zamatsenga zamakono?
Ndiyenera kunena, sitinasiye aliyense! Choyamba, popeza timalemekeza kwambiri zomwe anzathu akuchita. Pazitsulo zilizonse, pa gulu la msinkhu uliwonse.
Koma nyuzipepalayi ikufunitsitsa kuyankhulana nawe ... Tsopano, osachepera.
Uku ndi kusiyana pakati pa kutchuka ndi kutchuka. Ndipo izo ziri mwamtheradi zosayenera. Ngati tikulankhula za Zhvanetsky, ndiye kuti si wongosangalatsa chabe, koma ndi filosofi. Ine ndimamulemekeza iye, ndipo ife sitiri mu mpikisano uliwonse ndi iye kapena Zadornovs. Mwinamwake, posachedwapa ife tachititsa kuti anthu ambiri azisangalala kwambiri kuposa ena. Ndipo ndi zodabwitsa ziti? Amene ali watsopano komanso wamng'ono, ndi woposa ena. Pambuyo pathu titatha anyamata achichepere akubwera, ndipo adzakhala abwino koposa ife - owala, olemera kwambiri, okhwima, okhwima kwambiri.
Tiyeni tibwerere ku zenizeni. Firimuyi "Russia Yathu: Mazira a Chiwonongeko" adawonetsedwa mopambana pazithunzi za CIS, zomwe munachita monga mlembi wa lingaliro ndi wopanga chilengedwe. Amakhutitsidwa ndi zotsatira za ntchito yawo?
Chabwino, simungathe kukhutira kwathunthu . Nthawizonse mumafuna kupukuta chinachake. Koma pa cinema - ndine wokhutira kwambiri. Ndi kanema ndi masewero.
Kodi ndi zoona kuti musanayambe kutulutsa filimuyi pazithunzi zomwe zatsimikiziridwa sizinayambe, kupatulapo chiwerengero chochepa cha anthu?
Zoonadi, filimuyi inawomberedwa mobisa kwambiri. Mwachinsinsi, iye nayenso anali atakwera. Ndipo asanakhale oyambirira iwo anawona ndendende anthu 7
Zofuna zamatsenga zolondola! Ndipo iwo sanawonetse ngakhale achibale awo? Kwa mkazi, mwachitsanzo?
Sindinkafuna kuti ndisinthe maganizo anga. Ndinkafuna kuti aliyense apite ku kanema - ndipo kale pazenera, ndi kukonza, ndi zithunzi za kompyuta, ndi phokoso labwino, adawonera kanema. N'zomvetsa chisoni kwambiri kusonyeza filimuyi muzogwira ntchito - ndizosatheka.
Mkazi wanu amadzudzula zomwe mumachita, kapena mosavomerezeka akuthandizira mawonetseredwe anu a kulenga?
Ndidzangonena kuti m'banja lathu palibe zomwe ndikuchita. Ponena za: "O, tiyeni tiwone lero zomwe adachita kumeneko, ndipo tidzakambirana." Palibe kutengeka kwathunthu kapena kutsutsidwa kwathunthu. Kwenikweni, zonsezi zimafika poti "tinayang'ana pulogalamuyo, zonsezi ndi zabwino."
Kodi muli ndi mikangano iliyonse pa nkhani zowonetsera?
Ayi, sizikuchitika. Ngakhale kuti ine ndi mkazi wanga tili ndi malingaliro osiyana siyana onyoza (zomwe zimandipangitsa kuseka, ndikuthawa osasamala), aliyense amakhalabe pamalingaliro awo ndipo sakulimbikitsana wina ndi mnzake.
Ndikuganiza kuti sakukangana ndi inu, chifukwa ndinu katswiri! (Kuseka) mwina.
Kapena iye alibe nthawi yokangana: ana awiri ndi nyumba, ine ndikumvetsa, pa izo?
Inde, kwazaka zisanu ndi zisanu ndi zisanu ndi zisanu ndi ziwiri wakhala akugwiritsa ntchito nthawi yake yonse ku banja. Mwini nyumba yathu ndi mkazi wake. Mofananamo, mwini nyumbayo. Chirichonse chokhudzana ndi nyumba ndi moyo - kukonza, kugula, ana - ndizo. Ndipo ndine wokondwa kwambiri kuti izi ziri choncho.
Chabwino, ziri bwino: mwamuna ndi getter, ndipo mkazi ndi malo. Ndipo komabe: panyumba muli ndi udindo uliwonse?
Ndimamvetsera kwambiri mwana wanga wamkazi. Jasmine ali ndi zaka zisanu - msinkhu pamene mwana amadziŵa zambiri zenizeni pa ntchentche. Timathera nthawi yambiri pamodzi: Kuwonerera zojambula, katuni, kuwerenga mabuku ... Ndikufuna kugwiritsa ntchito nthawi yowononga nthawi zonse ndikumupatsa nzeru zambiri momwe zingathere.
Ndipo mkazi wake akadali wotanganidwa ndi mwana wamng'ono. Miyezi iwiri kapena itatu idzapita Danieli asanamvetsetse ndi kumvetsa kanthu kena.
Kodi mumauza mwana wamkazi wa nthano? Ndi zinthu ziti?
Inde, ndithudi, ndikukuuzani. Nthawi zina ndizochilendo, ndipo nthawi zina ndimaziganizira ndekha, ndikuchita chinachake.
Mwinamwake, iye amakonda "wokha" kuchokera kwa abambo ake kwambiri?
Iye sakumvetsabe kumene nkhani yowona, ndi "yeniyeni".
Kodi mungafune kuti ana anu apange nyenyezi? Muli ndi mwayi wonse wothandiza iwo.
M'malo mwake, ayi. Ndikukhulupirira kuti chinthu chachikulu ndicho kupereka maphunziro abwino. Ndipo onetsetsani kuti ali ndi ubwana wokondwa. Chimene chidzachitike pambuyo pake - chidzakhala mtsogolo.
Choncho, makolo anu adakupatsani maphunziro abwino kwambiri. Mukuimba piyano, lankhulani zinenero zakunja, kujambula, kulembetsa ku yunivesite yapamwamba ...
Ndikamakumbukira maphunziro anga oimba, ndimavomereza kuti ndili ndi zaka zisanu ndi chimodzi ndinalowa sukulu ya nyimbo, komwe patapita miyezi isanu ndi umodzi, ndinathamangitsidwa chifukwa cha khalidwe loipa. Ndipo kalasi yokha mwa anzanga khumi ndiwo anandiphunzitsa kusewera piyano. Ndiyeno ineyo ndimadziŵa gitala. Koma popeza sindikudziwa nyimbo, sindimasewera bwino.
Koma zinenero zina osati Russian ndi Armenian, mwatsoka, sindilankhula zinenero zilizonse.
Wokongola, koma zikuwoneka kuti ndinu polyglot.
Ndikudziwa Chingerezi ndi Chitaliyana pang'onopang'ono, koma ndizomwe ndikuganiza kuti ndikukhala nawo.
Garik, kodi mumawerenga magazini osangalatsa?
Ayi, sindikutero. Palibe wamkazi kapena wamphongo. Ndimasangalala ndi mabuku, osati amisiri. Ndimakonda astrophysics, ndimawerenga mabuku onse asayansi. Ndizochita zokondweretsa, koma ndimazitenga mokwanira.
Inde, ndipo inu, mwachiwonekere , ndinu munthu wamkulu. Zomwe, komabe, zimakhala zofanana kwa akatswiri ambiri ochita zamatsenga. Kodi iwe, Garik, muli ndi zolakwika?
Inde, sindine wangwiro. Ndili ndi zofooka zambiri. Mwachitsanzo, ndimathera nthawi yochuluka kuntchito, nthawi zambiri ndikukhala mwamantha. Amadzifunikanso yekha ndi ena. Ine sindikugona kwambiri. Ndikugona mochedwa kwambiri. Mkazi akudzudzula chifukwa cha izi ...
Izi ndizo, kuperewera kwakukulu kwa wojambula wotchuka Garik Martirosyan?
Mungathe kunena inde.
Garik, kodi mumadziona ngati munthu wachuma?
Ayi, sindine wolemera kwambiri. M'chifalansa china cha Chirasha posachedwapa analemba kuti Martirosyan ndi wolemera kwambiri. Amalemba za ndalama zopanda malipiro, amati, ndimapeza ma euro 50,000 ...
Izi ndizochabechabe! Timapatsidwa chilolezo choposa kukula kwa zomwe zalembedwa mu makina. Timapindula ndi ena ndi oimira ena a bizinesi ndi anthu anzathu. Osatinso kapena ayi.