Mukufuna kukomana ndi Eva watsopano pamodzi ndi munthu wosirira? Koma nthawi imodzimodziyo ndi chimwemwe, chimwemwe, mopanda malire, kukhumudwa kwakukulu? Ndiye ndikofunikira kumvetsa chirichonse.
Ndibwino kuti mukwaniritse Chaka Chatsopano ndi okondedwa anu?
Kukondwerera chaka chatsopano pamodzi ndizodabwitsa. Madzulo amatha kukhala nthano zenizeni ndikubweretsa zosangalatsa zambiri. Zochitika zachilengedwe, zomwe zimakhala zovuta kwambiri ndizofuna kukongoletsa nyumba yanu. Mukumvetsa kuti mukuchita izi madzulo a 31 December, osawona chilichonse chozungulira, kuthamanga headlong, kuthamanga kuzungulira nyumba kapena kuyang'ana mtengo wa Khirisimasi, zokongoletsera zokongola, kapena nsalu za garlands sizikuyenera. Ndi bwino kukonzekera pasadakhale madzulo omwe alipo, pokonzekera ntchito yamtendere yokongoletsera nyumba yanu isanakwane.
Kungokongoletsa mtengo wa Khirisimasi sikwanira. Kuti mukhumbe kuti mukwaniritse Chaka Chatsopano mu chikondi, chokongola, chokongola, ndikofunikira kupanga Chaka chino Chatsopano. Gwiritsani ntchito zokongoletsera zamitundu yonse ndi mipira ya Khirisimasi, nthambi za spruce ndi pine, koma nthawi ya Chaka Chatsopano, konzani makandulo. Pokhapokha ngati palibe "cholepheretsa" madzulo, popanda ana ang'onoang'ono kapena nyama, galasi lamagetsi iyi ikhoza kupachikidwa m'malo ovomerezeka komanso oyambirira.
Ndi bwino kukambirana zomwe aliyense akufuna kuyembekezera usiku woyamba pamene Chaka chatsopano chibwera. Mfundo yaikulu - kuyesetsa kuchita zonse palimodzi, chifukwa Chaka Chatsopano palimodzi, ichi ndi sitepe yatsopano pamodzi. Ngati kokha kutsogoleredwa ndi zilakolako zawo, ndiye kuti, mwina, mikangano sitingapewe. Palibe choipa kuposa Chaka Chatsopano kuposa kukangana.
Ndi bwino kukonzekera mphatso ndi zodabwitsa - ngakhale zili zochepa, koma zimaperekedwa ndi moyo. Palibe mmodzi wa inu awiri amene amasangalala ndi kuphika? Ndibwino kuti musasokoneze nthawi mu khitchini, pa December 31, muyende kudutsa m'masitolo ogula pafupi, okonzedwa ndi saladi, pizza, sushi.
Mndandanda wanu "pamodzi kuti muzisunga Chaka Chatsopano" umaphatikizapo mtundu wa kugonana? Kudya zakudya kuchokera kuzinthu zodziwika bwino-aphrodisiacs - kaya caviar, bowa, kapena avocado ndi zina zotero, ziyenera kuchitika pa tebulo la Chaka Chatsopano.
Ndibwino kuti musadye mopitirira muyeso - makamaka chakudya chochuluka chomwe chimadya mwa njira zosiyanasiyana zingakhale zovuta kwambiri komanso poizoni. Mimba yochepa yaing'ono ingasonyeze mtundu wina wa njala.
Kodi mungakondweretse bwanji Chaka Chatsopano ndi okondedwa anu komanso osasokonezeka?
Pangani kukonzekera pasanapite nthawi yopanga madzulo kudzakhala kosasangalatsa. Onetsetsani kuti muzivala zovala zonse. Kapena mwinamwake kuli koyenera kuvulaza? Pambuyo pa zonse, mungathe kukomana ndi tchuthi komanso wamaliseche. Perekani munthu woyenera mphatso yapachiyambi ndi yamtengo wapatali - akhoza kupanga bikini, kupanga "mtengo wa Khirisimasi". Kugonana koteroko kwa chaka chomwe chikubwera kudzakumbukika kwambiri kwa inu.
Ndipo mungathe kukhala ndi "zosavuta" zokhazokha - kungovala mikanjo, ndi pogona pabedi, pamodzi ndi mulu wa zofewa zofewa, zokonda kudya zamtundu uliwonse, koma kuyang'ana mafilimu osangalatsa.
Tchulani mwachidule patsikuli. Kumbukirani zinthu zoipa zonse zomwe zinachitika m'chaka chomwecho, koma chaka chatha, ndipo, ndithudi, zonse ndi zabwino. Zosangalatsa, zovuta kukumbukira ziyenera kulembedwa pa pepala, kenako ziwotchedwe, kuti zinthu zosafunika ndi zoyipa zikhalebe mu chaka chino.
Sitikufuna kukusokonezani maganizo anu mosiyana ndi maonekedwe a "magetsi a buluu", omwe amawonetsedwa nthawi zonse pa Chaka Chatsopano pa TV? Ndiye, pasanapite nthawi, fufuzani ma diski ndi mafilimu omwe akugwirizana nanu kwa Chaka Chatsopano chabwino.
Kusinkhasinkha si chinthu chotsiriza chimene mungachite. Kambiranani za zolinga zanu zamtsogolo. Ndi bwino kulemba zilakolako izi pamapepala, ndikuziika mu botolo kuchokera ku chinachake - mu chaka mungapeze "mndandanda wolakalaka". Ganizirani zomwe zachitika kale kuchokera kwa omwe anasonkhanitsidwa.
Kujambula kwa Chaka Chatsopano kumakhalanso kotheka. Chotsani kuyamikira "kutumizidwa" wina ndi mzake pa kanema yanu ya kanema. Kenaka, patapita zaka zingapo, mungapeze zosonkhanitsa zosangalatsa za mavidiyo anu a banja. Sikofunika kuti mukwaniritse tchuthi ngati muli ndi abwenzi, kapena ndi achibale anu, kapena nokha ndi inu, mungathe kupereka nthawi yatsopano ya Chaka Chatsopano kwa mwamuna wokondedwa, wokondedwa komanso wapadera. Ayeneranso kuyesa ntchito yanu yosavuta mwaulemu, yankho limene lingakhale usiku wosaiwalika, wamphepo.