1. Mkazi amaweta. Mtundu wabwino kwambiri wa munthu. Modzichepetsa amapita kuntchito, kudya zomwe zimayika, kumwa zomwe zimatsanulira. Amachita bwino "malo" ndi "kwa ine". Amagwira ntchito yake pakhomo, amatha kuphunzitsa zanacheks m'malo amodzi. Zovala zimakondweretsa amantha a banja ndi mabulters pamabondo awo. Kuopa anzanu, ngakhale maloto amodzi. Malo ammudzi akuwopa. Ali pabedi, wodzichepetsa, Nordic, ndipo nthawi zambiri amayamba kugwedeza. Monga wokondedwa ali wosayenera.
2. Mkazi ndi wolimba. Kunyumba, kuli chete ndi kugonjetsa. Kunja kwa nyumbayo ndiufulu, kulankhula momasuka, mopanda chifundo. Amavala molakwika, amakonda malaya a pink ndi zomangira zobiriwira.
Kuchokera kuzochitika zamtunduwu amakondwera ndi malo odyera otsika mtengo ndi oimba. Amakonda kulankhula za iye mwini. M'nkhaniyi zikuwoneka ngati mtanda pakati pa James Bond ndi mwana wachinyengo. Zimatenga zonse zofooka. Pakuti chisudzulo cha iye mwini sichidzapita konse. Mu ubale wapamtima, ndikuwopa ndipo sindikutsimikiza. Iye akuwopa kuti asokoneze mu kuwala. Amapatsa mayina ake achiweto. Kukhutiritsa mkazi sungakwanitse, koma amakonda kuba zovala zamkati. Kubedwa mumabisala mu thumba la pulasitiki ndi masitolo mu thunthu pansi pake.
3. Mkazi wokwatira. Iye amayenda ndi gogol. Akuyang'ana mwachindunji. Kunyumba, ukapolo wankhanza. Amagwiritsa ntchito mowa wamphamvu, koma amamwa mowa wonyansa wotsika mtengo, wophatikizana ndi nkhani yosangalatsa, ndi zoopsa zotani zomwe diplomatenti wodziwa bwino amamubayira yekha botolo la kantini ya kampani ya nyukiliya ya CIA. Pazochitika za chikhalidwe amayenda mofunitsitsa, koma nthawi zonse amayang'ana pozungulira, poopa kukumana ndi anzake. Kugona, kulankhula. The Kama Sutra ikhoza kubwereza kwa maola ambiri, kuyesa kukonda chikondi mosaganizirika, imakhala ndi vuto. Kenaka akuyang'ana paulonda wake ndikuthawira kunyumba, akulonjeza nthawi yotsatira kuti adziwe chifukwa chake nthawiyi sizinachitike.
4. Kusudzulana-wamba. Chovala chovala chofiira, nsapato zodetsedwa, alimony, ntchito ku NIIFUYA, chipinda chophatikizira mu hruschobe kapena chipinda chokhala m'nyumba. Maonekedwe kwa anthu sangathe kuima chifukwa cha chuma. Amayang'ana amayi onse ali ndi mawonekedwe ofooketsa, owopa kuti apeze nkhope. Atamwa, akuchoka panjira, akuyala mabala ake, akuganiza kuti apite m'chipinda chake. Kunyumba kutayika. Iye amayesa kudyetsa mlendoyo ndi zowuma zowuma ndipo amawapatsa zakudya zabwino kwambiri. Popanda kupondereza, amaika mkaziyo pa sofa, osanyalanyaza chilichonse chomwe chimakwera pansi pa kavalidwe. Ngati akana, amachititsa zoipa, ngati atayika, amatha ndipo sakudziwa momwe angachitire. Mu moyo wapamtima, amagona tulo ndipo amagona tulo musanazindikire kuti adagonana.
5. Wabizinesi wosudzulana. Kuyika. Olo pansi pa Rolex, mphete pa chala chaching'ono, chipinda chokhala ndi zipinda ziwiri. Amakonda zochitika za chikhalidwe monga mawonetsero ndi mafotokozedwe. Kunja mofanana ndi njonda. Mkaziyo amavala pa mkono wake ngati wotchi - kotero aliyense amawona ndi nsanje. Amachitira mkazi wonyansa pang'ono, akusonyeza jigit. Chokhazikitsa malonjezo omwe sangachite. Amasankha kulankhula za kugonana osati ndi mnzanu, koma ndi abwenzi ku sauna. Ali pabedi, waulesi, akudikirira ntchito pulogalamu ya zolaula zomwe mumazikonda. Amakonda kufunsa mafunso osagwira ntchito ponena za zofooka zazing'ono za mnzanuyo, zosangalatsa kwambiri ngati ali ndi manyazi. Anakhumudwitsidwa ngati amuuza kuti iye ndi wosiyana ndi ena ofanana.
6. Wolemba mapulogalamu osudzulana. Amagwirizanitsa mwayekha makhalidwe osagwirizana. Waulesi, wothamanga, wokakamiza, wosasamala, wosasamala, woganizira. Palibe zovala zomwe mumazikonda. Ndipo palibe zovala zina, mwina. Ndiyo yokhayo yomwe ili pa iyo. Amakhala pafupi ndi kompyuta. Pazochitika zachikhalidwe zimapita ku intaneti. Munthuyo si mkazi wake wakale, kapena ana, kapena mbuyeyo amakumbukira. Zitha kutchedwa Katya-Zyama, Olya-Zaikoy_shtovichkom. Amakumbukira bwino IP ndi ma doko, koma sangathe kukumbukira nambala yosavuta ya foni. Pafupi moyo wapamtima ndawerenga pa intaneti. Kugona sikuchitika. Ngati mukufuna chinachake kuchokera kwa iye kukwaniritsa - kumugwirira, popanda kugwiritsa ntchito mawu owonjezera.
7. Wodwala ndi wamba. Amavala mopepuka, koma ndi woyera, chifukwa amakhalabe ndi makolo ake. Khala pansi. Popanda kutsutsa amapita ku malo owonetsera masewera, koma panthawi yomwe amachitapo kanthu amatha kukwera kapena kuwerenga pulogalamuyi. M'kati mwake mwamsanga imabwera ku buffet, kumapeto kwa hanger. Iye samapita pa deti pa nthawi ya ntchito. Kusamalira kungakhale yaitali komanso kopanda cholinga. Pa chibwenzi chake, mutha kusintha osakondana okondedwa khumi, sadzazindikira ngakhale pang'ono. Maubale apamtima amatha kokha m'nyumba yanu. Chiyambi choyamba chimayamba ndi kukhazikitsa alamu m'mawa. Pambuyo pa kugonana, amakonda kukakhala mu khitchini m'zovala zake ndi tiyi ndi ndudu, akukambirana za kukonzanso ndondomeko zapakhomo ndi zakunja.
8. Kusunga bwino ndi kozizira. Gudumu, nyumba, mbale, ng'ombe, kupachikidwa, phokoso, chiwombankhanga, boze, sauna. Munthu wotereyu amaitana tsiku - mphuno, mtundu wa mwezi - wiring, wosadziwika - wothamanga. Kuchokera ku zochitika zamtunduwu, amasankha anthu omwe mungapezeko ndikudzipatula. Wokondwa ndi wachiwerewere. Iye samanyalanyaza kugwiritsa ntchito nthambi zazing'ono za abale ake, ndipo amapereka lendi yake popanda kuvutika maganizo. Ali pabedi, cheeky, amauza mwachangu zolakwitsa zomwe adakumbukira kale. Amagonana pogonana akamamwa ndi kudya - mwamphamvu, mpaka atadulidwa.
9. Munthu wathanzi ndi wanzeru. Amasamala monga momwe zinalili m'zaka za m'ma 1900. Maluwa, maswiti, "mumakonda bwanji," "chonde," "simukumbukira ngati ine". Ndipo basi motalika. Zovala zamtengo wapatali, mvula yamvula yaitali, malaya a silika, magolovesi a ana, ambulera-ndodo. Chikhalidwe chake ndi credo yake. Philharmonic, Tsiku lotsegula, Chapu. Maonekedwe a nkhopeful, maso otsekedwa, milomo ikugwedezeka ndi kuyamikira, simukuwona mpaka kumapeto. Kenako amatsamira ndi kumanong'oneza bondo kuti: "Zinali zaumulungu." Monga mphatso imabweretsa "Celtic Chronicles" kawirikawiri mu Chilatini. Ubale wapamtima usanafike kawirikawiri. Ngati zimatero ndiye kuti mnzanuyo agona asanamalize kulira mokweza thupi lake.