Ndiyeno, phokoso la woponya, yemwe anali kugwira ntchito m'nyumba yanga, m'chipinda chotsatira, ndinaganiza zolemba za amayi. Ndinkafuna kumvetsa zomwe amayi amkazi amachita tsiku lonse? Kodi mumangokhalira kufukula chitofu ndi kuyiritsa? Ndipo kotero, amayi akusowa ntchito amathera bwanji nthawi yawo ?
Mkazi wamkazi ndi mayi yemwe samakhala tsiku lonse pamaso pa TV ndipo samayesa maswiti, ndipo musatenge chitsanzo cha Dasha Bukin pa mndandanda wakuti "Wokondwa palimodzi" ndikuganiza kuti amayi onse ali ngati choncho. Mukulakwitsa ngati mukuganiza choncho.
Mkazi wamasiye ndi mkazi yemwe nyumba yonseyo ndi ana ake amasungidwa, ndiye woyang'anira nyumbayo. Kukonzekera kunyumba ndi ntchito yovuta yolemetsa nyumba, kusunga mgwirizano, ulesi, ukhondo ndi dongosolo. Sindingaganize kuti munthu akhoza kusunga dongosolo mnyumba ndipo nthawi yomweyo amawauza ana za chomwe chili chabwino ndi chomwe sichili chabwino, komabe ayime pamphepo.
Mwamuna amabwera kunyumba ndipo amayamba kunyoza mkazi wake chifukwa chokhala pakhomo, kuti palibe nzeru kuchokera kwa iye, komanso kuti sangabweretse ndalama m'nyumba. Ndipo sakuganiza, zomwe amachita pa stove amadya, akudzaza ndi mayonesi ambiri, ndipo sakaganizira, omwe akugwira ntchito yake akuwona maloto okoma, akuponya pa pepala loyera. Mwinamwake mwachidwi amakhulupirira kuti ana ali openga ndipo amaleredwa kuchokera kubadwa konse.
Zodzudzula nthawi zonse zomwe simungapindule nazo pabanja nthawi zonse zimadzitemberera ndikudziwonetsa kuti popanda ntchito yake palibe chomwe chingachitike. Ndipo kodi iye si wolakwa? Mwinamwake, ngati mulibe inu simungakhale ndi chokoma chophika patebulo ndipo simungakhale oyeretsedwa ndi malaya ndi masokosi, ndipo sakanatha kugona pamapepala, kupukuta mwatsopano. Pambuyo pazinenezo zambiri ndi mikangano, mumamvetsetsa kuti mwatopa ndi zonsezi ndipo mumatengera zonse zomwe mumachotsa anawo ndikupita kumakhala ndi amayi anu panyumba pakhomo ndikuyamba kusunga ukhondo ndikukonzekera kumeneko. Lamulo mnyumba ya mayiyu ndilo mwazi, ndipo palibe njira yomwe silingathe kuchotsamo.
Ndili ndi azakhali, ndipo monga momwe mukuganizira kale, iye ndi mayi wamasiye wosagwira ntchito. Mwana wake wamkazi amatha kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi ndipo amapeza mpikisano pampikisano yonse, yomwe ndi yoyamba ndi yachiwiri, kunyumba kwake zonse ziri zosavuta komanso chakudya chokoma patebulo kapena, pang'onopang'ono, pa mphika. Pamene anabwera kudzandiyang'ana kale, pamene ndinali kugwira ntchito, ndipo panalibe nthawi yoyeretsa nyumbayo, ndikafika nyumba yanga inasandulika nyumba yopanda phindu ndi fungo lokoma pa nyumba ndi chakudya chokoma pa tebulo.
Panthawi imeneyo, ine naively ankakhulupirira ngati munthu aliyense kukhala mayi wosagwira ntchito si zovuta ndipo maganizo ambiri sikufunika. Tsopano, nditakhala pakhomo, ndimamvetsetsa mavuto onse a kasamalidwe ka pakhomo ndipo ndikuzindikira zovuta za kukhalapo.
Amuna athu okondeka samayamikira zomwe ali nazo, koma ali ndi chuma chamtengo wapatali mwa munthuyo komanso m'chifanizo chathu. Ndipo ngati muwachotsa zonse zomwe zikuyembekezera kunyumba, ndizo chakudya ndi chokoma, ndikukhulupirira kuti iwo adzaphonya zonsezi kuposa inu. Chifukwa mutatha kupanga bwino, zimakhala zovuta kuti muzolowere kusokoneza. Ndipo musakhale osakhulupirika kuti mukhulupirire ndi kukhulupirira kuti iye akusowa kwambiri. Amuna ndi zolengedwa zonyenga, ndizoluntha, ndikutilola fumbi m'maso mwathu, kunena kuti ndife openga komanso aluntha. Ngati mumusiya pambuyo pa mkangano pang'ono, ndipo mu sabata adzakutsatirani ndi maluwa ambiri a roses ndi mphete ya diamondi, ndipo ngati akupempha mondo ndi misonzi m'maso mwake kuti abwerere kunyumba kwanu, ndiye kuti mukudziwa chidziwitso chokhwima, alibe vuto nyumba, mapepala abwino ndi chakudya chokoma pa tebulo.
Tonsefe tingathe kulingalira kuti ndi munthu wanji wosakwatiwa ... kapena tiyeni tikonzeke kuyenda mozungulira nyumba ya munthu wopanda pake. Kulikonse komwe kuli madothi, masokiti okoma, palibe malaya oyera mkati mwake, ndipo amaika ntchito yake osati zovala zatsuka zomwe anavala kale osati azitsuka, koma amangotulutsa pakhomo. Ndipo kodi amadya chiyani ??? Ngati muyang'ana muzitha zonyansa, tikhoza kuona phukusi zambiri zopanda kanthu, ndi botolo lopanda kanthu la vodka.
Inde, ndi chiyani chinanso chimene amamwa ndi chisoni? Inu mukufunsa, ndichisoni chiti? Kodi sikumvetsa chisoni kukhala m'magulu oterewa, kupita kuntchito osati zovala zoyamba, ndikudya chakudya chosadya? Mwa lingaliro langa, palibe choipa kwambiri. Ndipo pastel? Mwinamwake, palibe mkazi wabwino yemwe akanaika pa pastel, yomwe siidapitirire kwa zaka mazana ambiri, osati nsalu ya bedi yomwe sinasinthe nthawi yayitali. Ngati mutayandikira ndikuyang'anitsitsa, mungathe kuona zinyenyeswazi za chakudya pabedi ndi ... O Mulungu wanga .... fuuuu .... masokosi!
Ndipo ngati kulipo mwayi kwa masiku angapo kuti mutembenuzire mwamuna kukhala mkazi, ndi mkazi kulowa mwa mwamuna. Siyani mwamuna kunyumba ndi mavuto onse a pakhomo, angakwanitse bwanji? Ine ndikuganiza kuti ziri bwino momveka bwino momwe mkazi yemwe ali ndi zochitika zaumunthu angagwire ntchito, chifukwa lero pali akazi ambiri omwe amagwira ntchito ya amuna ndipo amapeza bwino kwambiri kuposa amuna. Chitsanzo chabwino ndi filimu yotchedwa "Operation Y" ndi Gaidai wotchuka, kumbukirani poyambira agogo anga aakazi ndi Shurik, pamene agogo anga amamwitsa kamtsikana ka dzanja limodzi, ndipo ndi dzanja lina adakumbatira mtanda wa mkate ndipo nthawi yomweyo ankaphika chinachake pamphika, ntchito. Ndipo iye ankagwira ntchito monga mlonda mnyumba yosungira katundu. Kodi ntchito iyi ndi ya akazi? Makamaka agogo anga?
Ndipo kumbukirani, amamufunsa Shurik kuti alowe m'malo mwake mnyumba pamene ali kuntchito. Ganizirani za filimuyi, ngati simukukumbukira momwe shurik amachitira ntchito zapakhomo, momwe chirichonse chikugwa m'manja mwake. Ndipo momwe iye amathamangira pambuyo pa agogo ake, kuti amupulumutse ndi kumupulumutsa. Sindingathe kumvetsa chinthu chimodzi! Anasiyira bwanji mwana wamng'ono m'nyumba imodzi ??? Choncho khulupirirani amuna a mwana wanu pambuyo pa izi!
Kodi filimuyi si yokwanira ngati chitsanzo chotsimikizirika chakuti anthu am'banja sali woyenera ?! Kodi filimuyi si umboni wakuti bamboyu ndi zero wathunthu kukhitchini? Inde, filimuyi ndi yokwanira! Ndipo ngati mukuganiza kuti iyi ndi filimu chabe, ndiye ndikuuzeni, sizinthu zojambula mafilimu zomwe zatengedwa kuchokera ku moyo? Kuti mutsimikize, mutenge mwamuna wanu ku khitchini ndi poto yophika ndi ana osaphunzira a wina, ndikuyenda ndi anzanu kapena kupita kukagula ngati mukufuna kuika chiopsezo m'nyumba ndi thanzi la ana anu chifukwa simukudziwa zomwe muyenera kuyembekezera mwamuna. amalamulira zinthu, ndipo sangathe kuthetsa vutoli. Kuti muonetsetse, kumbukirani kanema "Operation Y" kachiwiri.
Kukhala mkazi ndi wokongola ndipo ndi kovuta kwambiri, ndipo kukhala mkazi wamkazi ndi kovuta kwambiri. Ndipo ndikuganiza kuti simuyenera kutchula kuti mayi wamba alibe ntchito, chifukwa ntchito yake ndi ntchito zapakhomo. Kuphika, kutsuka, kutsitsa, kuyeretsa ndi kusamalira nyumba komanso kuyang'anira ana. Ndipo ndithudi, zonsezi zimatenga tsiku lonse, ndipo pamapeto a tsiku mkazi amatha kutopa ngakhale atagwira ntchito kwinakwake mumzinda wa amalume ake. Ndicho chimene mkazi weniweni amapereka tsiku lake kunyumba yake, mwamuna ndi ana.
Zapplpta siziyenera kuphatikizapo ndalama kuchokera kwa mwamuna wake zokhudzana ndi zofunikira zapakhomo ndi zovala, koma pasadakhale n'kofunika kulemekeza, chikondi, chifundo, ndi mphotho ziyenera kukhala ndi ma bouquets ndi mphatso-zodabwitsa ndi chikondi. Kodi amayi samayamwa? Ndipo kuti amuna amadziwa zonse zovuta zogwirira ntchitoyi, nthawi zambiri zimafunika kuti asiye iwo pakhomo lapanda pake. Aloleni amvetse chomwe chiri ngati kukhala mayi wa nyumba, ndipo aloleni kuti ayambe kuyamikira chikazi!