Ichi ndi Sparta!
Kusangalatsa."Kudziwa bwino anthu a ku Spartans", nkhani ya maofesi atsopano otchedwa blockbusters ndi ma TV otchuka, anali openga monga momwe anthu ambiri amaganizira - a Paris Hilton ndi a Britney Spears omwe anali otchuka kwambiri mu Well of Death si chinthu chodabwitsa kwambiri chomwe chikuchitika pano.
Mtsogoleri: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Zeltser
Kutayika: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Didrich Bader, ...
Kuthamangitsa mawu osakumbukira Ndidzapulumuka Gloria Gaynor, 13 (!) Anthu a ku Spartan akuvina ku Thermopylae - kumenyana ndi ankhondo a Xerxes oopsa. Pambuyo pobadwira ku Sparta ndilo lamulo labwino. Ngati mwana wa shrek wobiriwira wabadwa pano, waponyedwa kuchokera kumtunda. Ngati mwanayo ndi Asia, perekani Brad Pitt ndi Angelina Jolie. Ngati mkazi abereka mwana woyenera - ndevu ndi mimba m'mimba mwake, amakulira ngati wankhondo. Pamaso mwa anthu a ku Spartan akuyembekezera magazi ndi ulemerero, Xerxes wamwamuna, anagwedeza Paris Hilton ndi wotchuka kwambiri Transformer, omwe anangopirira filimuyo.
Kuyambira pachiyambi pomwe, pakuonekera kwa penguin yochititsa chidwi, yomwe Mfumu Leonid iyenera kumenyana naye, zonse zimakhala zomveka. Ngati mafilimu ena amatsenga, monga "Pistola Yotayika", "Mitsinje" komanso "The Scary Movie", ndi njira zoyera, kupha mwambo wa chiwonetsero cha Hollywood, ndiye kuti "Spartans" ndi gehena, kumene mafilimu ndi mafilimu , monga Paris Hilton, atamwalira. Apa iwo akuzunzidwa ndi ziwanda zing'onozing'ono, osati omalizira awo omwe ali oyang'anira pa kujambula Jason Friedberg ndi Aaron Zeltser, omwe atha kuwombera kale "Epic Cinema" ndi "Thrill".
Amachita popanda udani, makamaka ngakhale ndi chikondi - kotero dokotalayo akhoza kulankhula mwachifundo za chotupa chimene chimadya thupi la wodwalayo. Vuto (ngati pali vuto pano) ndikuti anyamata onsewo amanyansidwa ngati amatha kuwonetsa chisangalalo. Muchitsime cha imfa, komwe Leonid akudumpha nthumwi za Perisiya, akuwombera Britney Spears wamwano, a Judge and atsogoleri a TV yotchuka, Paris Hilton akuwoneka ndi dzanja lopindika komanso lopanda pake - zotsatira za kundende, kumbuyo kwa mfumukazi ya Spartan (mfumukazi yotchedwa Carmen Electra) Borat "ndi wobala zipatso wochokera ku" Borat "weniweni Ken Davitian akuwonekera mu udindo wa Xerxes.
Koma Friedberg ndi Zeltser ndi amisala osati chifukwa cha kupambanitsa kwawo - pambuyo pake, monga momwe takhalira, "Film Yathu Yabwino" yasonkhanitsa ndalama zambiri, ndipo ozilenga ake sangatchedwe opusa. Ziri chabe kuti palibe chida - abwenzi odzimangira amadzipangira dziko lawo kunja kwa zinyalala zosasinthika, monga kukhumudwa kwa okonzeratu, chaka ndi chaka akukakamizidwa kuti ayang'ane chirichonse chomwe chimapita kumaseĊµera, ndipo madzulo, akubwera kunyumba - akuyang'ana pamodzi ndi mkazi wake TV yotchuka. "Pali mkazi yekhayo padziko lapansi amene muyenera kumukhulupirira, Leonid," mkazi wake akuuza tsar. "Oprah ...", - Amakumbatira mozindikira.
Firimuyi sinawonetsedwe kwa otsutsa ku America isanakhale yoyamba, ndikuopa kuphulika kwa mabomba. Pambuyo pake, tsamba la ndemanga pa kanema pa imdb linadzazidwa ndi ma kilomita a mauthenga kuyambira ndi mawu akuti "Ichi ndi filimu yoipitsitsa yomwe ndakhala ndikuwonapo." N'zosadabwitsa kuti alipo ambiri - ndi bajeti ya 18 miliyoni, filimuyo inakweza 34 miliyoni. Kubwezera ndi kotsekemera, ndipo kubwezera kwa obala ndi olemekezeka, koma osasamala kwambiri kuposa "Kudziwa anthu a ku Spartans," mafilimu ndi mawonesi osakanikirana - makamaka.
Ndipo ngati mukupita ku filimu yonyansa, yopanda pake, yomwe imaphatikizapo filimu yomwe iyi kapena nthabwalayo imatengedwa, khate la azimayi likugwa mumchenga wa sandman wa Sandman, ndipo Transformer imakanikizidwa mu chingwe chokwera muzitsulo, simudzaseka - ngakhale pamene penguin ikuwonekera, kapena pamene King Leonid akuwonetsera Wookiees - ndi zoipa. Mwina simunawone mafilimu onsewa, kapena mumawakonda, kapena munalakwitsa pakhomo - "Alexander" Sokurov amasonyeza kwinakwake m'chipinda chotsatira.