Garik Martirosyan ndi banja lake

Nchifukwa chiyani mu pulogalamu ya "Comedy Club" nthabwala za banja zomwe sizikuchitika konse? Garik Martirosyan. Ayi, iwo ali. Koma kawirikawiri. Ndipo osati chifukwa chakuti simukufuna kuseketsa, sizingokhala zosangalatsa kwambiri. Pali zinthu zina zambiri, zopanda pake. Koma ngati mukuumiriza, tingathe kudzaza mpatawu. Ndipo tidzakhala ndi pulogalamu yonse. Mwachitsanzo, pa June 1, Tsiku la Ana. Ndipo tsopano tiyeni tiyankhule za banja ... Mu Januwale, zaka 10 zidzatha, monga tidakumana ndi Jeanne. Anabwera ku phwando la KVN kuchokera ku Stavropol kuti akathandize gulu la yunivesite yake, ndipo ndinachoka ku Yerevan ndi "New Armenians". Pakati pa maphwando timakhala pa tebulo lomwelo. Madzulo onse akucheza, koma sanasinthe mafoni. Kenaka Jeanne anapita mofulumira kukayezetsa. Msonkhano watsopano unachitika patapita nthawi, pa chikondwerero china cha KVN, kachiwiri ku Sochi. Ndipo zitatha izi, sitidayanjananso.

Kodi mwanayo anali ndani?
Mu 2000 tinaganiza zokwatira. Tinali ndi maukwati awiri: wina ku Yerevan kwa banja ndi achibale, ndipo wachiwiri ku Cyprus - mnyamata. Ku Cyprus, chirichonse chinachitika modzidzimutsa: tinapita kumeneko ndi nyimbo, ndipo tinakhala ndi nthawi yochuluka. Ukwati unali wonyansa kwambiri, wosiyana kwambiri ndi enawo. Tangoganizani: September, Cyprus ali ndi madigiri 35 otentha, gulu la "New Armenians" lomwe likugwira ntchito mwamphamvu. Magomewo anayima pafupi ndi mathithi aakulu, mamita atatu kuchokera ife tinadutsa nyanja ya Mediterranean. Alendo onse adasambira madzulo. Ndipo ine ndinapukuta. Koma Jeanne anakhalabe wosasunthika ndipo mpaka m'mawa anali 5 mu diresi laukwati.
Jasmine m'banja mwanu anadza patapita nthawi.
Inde, takhala tikulota za mwanayo, koma tikufuna kuti tiyambe, pokhapokha tikakhala otetezeka. Tidzakhala ndi nyumba yathu. Ndiyeno_ndi mwana wamkazi wamng'ono. Mwa njira, Jasmine anabadwa pa August 20, ndi chizindikiro cha Leo. Jeanne ankafuna kwenikweni kuti mwanayo akhale "mwana wa Lion". Amakonda chizindikirochi, amayi ake - komanso Leo. Sitinakonzekere chilichonse mwachindunji.

Kumbukirani mmene mumamvera msonkhano woyamba ndi mwanayo?
Ine ndinamuwona iye ora ndi theka atabadwa. Sindinkadziwa chilichonse. Sindinadziwe kuti moyo wathu wasintha. Ndinaganiza za matenda a Zhanna kwambiri. Ndimakumbukira momwe mwana wathu wamkazi adatitengera kwa ife: anali wamng'ono kwambiri. Kwambiri kwambiri. Ngakhale makilogalamu osachepera atatu. Sindinali kuyembekezera kuti ndizing'ono kwambiri. Ndipo pamene Jasmine adatiwona, chifukwa chake iye anayamba kulira pomwepo.

Poyamba panali ena othandizira?
Woyamba wothandizira anali amayi anga, omwe adachokera ku Yerevan makamaka chifukwa cha mdzukulu wake. Kenaka amayi a Zhanna anabwera kuchokera ku Sochi. Pambuyo pake, namwinoyo adawonekera. Chifukwa aliyense anali atatopa. Zosangalatsa za usiku wopanda ubwino zomwe tinakumana nazo: Ndili wamng'ono Jeanne - zambiri. Chaka choyamba palimodzi chinali chovuta. Jasmine ndi mwana wosasamala, ndipo poyerekeza ndi zomwe zinali pachiyambi, tsopano zonse ziri zabwino kwambiri. Moyo wanu wasintha kwambiri kuyambira kubadwa kwa mwana? Poyamba, Jeanne anapita ndi ine paulendo wonse. Tsopano iye sangakhoze kuchita izi. Inde, ndipo ine ndikuyenera kusiya maulendo ataliatali. Chifukwa n'zosatheka. Ndipo tsopano maulendo ali, nena, monga choncho, "chikhalidwe", kawiri kapena katatu pa mwezi.

Kodi mukuwopa kwambiri kusiya iwo okha?
Izi, poyamba. Chachiwiri, wotopa ndi zonsezi, maulendo, mahotela ena. Pali nyumba, ndi mfundo. Mwinamwake ine ndidzadzikundikira mphamvu ndi ... nditengere mwana wanga paulendo.
Amayimba kwambiri. Zonse zomwe amamukonda kwambiri ndizoimba. Pali piyano yaying'ono yokhala ndi maikolofoni, ndipo imayimba mu maikolofoniyi. Palibe, mwa lingaliro langa, yemwe sanamuphunzitse iye izi. Amadziwa ndi mtima wonse nyimbo zonse za "Fabrika". Anagula CD - anaiphunzira. George Michael akuchita. Ndipo Paul McCartney. Inde, mozama! Sindikudziwa ngati akumva, koma amamva bwino. Amawerenganso ndakatulo, amafotokoza mitundu, amasiyanitsa ziwerengero. Amapanga zambiri - nsomba, zida ndi zisindikizo zambiri. Tsopano Jasmine amadziwa kale makalata ena ndipo amatha kulemba manambala. Osati onse:
"Ana onse amakula mwa njira yawo, Kodi kusiyana kwake ndi kotani - mwanayo angaphunzire zilembo zaka ziwiri kapena zitatu?"

Ndi okhawo amene amakonda-mmodzi, anayi, ayi. Kodi Jasmine ankalankhula liti? Kukhala oona mtima, ife sitimakumbukira kale. Koma iye ndithudi sanali. Anadabwitsa kwambiri! Kwa tsiku lina iye ananena mawu angapo nthawi yomweyo: mayi, bambo, komanso maina onse a zisudzo zomwe amakonda. Kuimba ndi kulankhula, mwa njira, adayamba pafupifupi nthawi yomweyo. Kenaka, chaka ndi theka pambuyo pake, adasewera ndi ndakatulo zomwe timamuwerengera. Sindingakhulupirire kuti mwana wamng'ono woteroyo akhoza kukumbukira kwambiri!
Mwa njira, posachedwapa ndimamuphunzitsa ndakatulo imodzi. Koma titaimitsa kubwereza, Jasmine anamuiwala. Chifukwa ndi yaitali komanso zovuta.
Nthano iyi ndi chiyani? Ku Armenian. Ndikukhulupirira kuti Jasmine ayenera kudziwa Chiarmeniya. Adzaphunzira Chirasha bwino kuposa Armenian. Ndikofunika kuti amvetse, kuyankhula ndi kulemba ku Armenian.
Kodi zidzamuthandiza, sindikudziwa. Koma ndikuganiza kuti adzaphunzitsanso ana ake.

Wonyada kukhala mwana waluso?
Ayi, ndimasangalala kwambiri. Ana onse amakula m'njira zawo. Kusiyana kwake ndi kotani - mwanayo angaphunzire zilembo zaka ziwiri kapena zitatu?
Inde, iye ndi minx yaikulu. Amamenyana, amamenya ana aang'ono. Atangogunda munthu wina kukhoti, tinaganiza kuti izi zinachitika mwangozi. Tinamukwiyitsa kwambiri, anafotokoza - sizingatheke. Ndipo ife mwachidaliro tinaganiza kuti iye amamvetsa. Koma izi sizinatha pamenepo. Anayamba mwachinyengo: akudwalitsa - amabwera kwa mwanayo ndikuyamba kumukwapula, kumukumbatira. Ndipo tikangotembenuka, timagogoda ndithu ... Tili ndi manyazi kwambiri: mwana winanso sali wowawa kwambiri chifukwa cha chisoni chimayamba kulira. Tikukhulupirira kuti Jasmine posachedwapa adzadutsa. Ndipo panyumba, mumasowa diso ndi diso. Posachedwapa, Jasmine anayamba kuyang'ana katoto. Koma mbali zambiri samayang'ana pakhomo pomwe akukambirana zomwe adaziwona - akuseka, amafuula ndi chisangalalo. Chisokonezo cha nyanja. Ankafuna kuti amutenge kupita ku zisudzo - iwo sankachita mantha, amatha kuchotsa masewerawo!

Ngati mutasiya masabata awiri ndi Jasmine - mwangopeka, mungathe kuchita izo?
Ayi, ndithudi. Sindingathe kudaliridwa ndi mwana kwa maola atatu. Koma nthawi zonse ndimamugoneka. Ndinamuika CD ya George Michael Ladies ndi Gentlemen. Kusankha sikuli mwangozi - pamene tiika Frank Sinatra, iye sanagone pansi pake. Tayesa oimba ambiri. Palinso njira ina - Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky, "Waltz of Flowers".
Kodi mukufuna kukondwerera Chaka Chatsopano?
Sitikudziwa, panalibe nthawi yoganiza.

Ndipo mwakumana bwanji ndi Chaka Chatsopano?
Sindikukumbukira. Kotero izo zinayenda bwino. Kawirikawiri timayamba kusangalala kunyumba. Ndiyeno ndi mkazi wanga timapita kwinakwake. Mukuona, sindikumbukira ngakhale komwe. Kotero, unali Chaka Chatsopano chenicheni.
Tiyeni mu Chaka chatsopano m'dziko lathu ana ambiri adzabadwa. Ndipo kuti mkazi aliyense akhoza kukhala ndi ana ambiri monga momwe amafunira. Palibe chomwe chiyenera kuchepetsa mkazi mu chikhumbo ichi. Chifukwa pamene mwana wabadwa, dziko limatembenuka. Pokhala mayi, mkazi amakhala wokoma mtima, wokongola kwambiri, wanzeru. Koma chinthu chachikulu ndi chakuti pafupi ndi mkazi aliyense panali mwamuna wake wokondedwa yemwe adzateteza mtendere ndi mtendere wa banja lake.