Zosangalatsa, zosangalatsa za ana

Tsiku lina ndinakwera pa mezzanine kuti ndikachotse magazini omwe ndimawawerenga. Anangotsegula chitseko, ngati mulu wa zinyalala unagwa pamwamba pa ine. Ndinadikirira mvula yamtundu wa zinthu zosafunika, ndipo ndinatsika kuchokera kuchitetezo ndikukankhira kumbuyo. Mayi wokondeka, ndi chiyani chomwe sichinali! Ndinapangika mu mulu wa zopanda pake zopanda phindu, ndinapeza wokutidwa ndi thumba la pulasitiki chifaniziro champhamvu cha Spiderman mu chiwonetsero cholimba kwambiri ndi maski pamaso pake. Chabwino, muyenera! Zikutanthauza kuti adakali pano! Ndakhala pansi, ndinayamba kukumbukira zomwe zinachitika zaka zinayi zapitazo.

Nkhaniyi ikukhudzana ndi kutengeka kwa mwana wathu wamwamuna wamng'ono, khalidwe lalikulu la katemera wotsutsa za Spider-Man, yemwe ndi Spiderman yemwe tsopano ndimagwira m'manja mwanga. Maksimka anangokhala wopenga za iye ndiye.
"Ndizo zabwino kwambiri!" - adatiuza mwachidwi ndi mwamuna wake Maxim atatha kuwona mndandanda wotsatira wokhumba mtima wake. "Wolimba mtima, wochenjera ... Wopusa. Inde! Sly! Simungangoyenda pansi, komanso kukwera makoma ndi denga ...
- Nkhani zachinsinsi zonse! - Arkady akudandaula kwambiri. "Kumbukirani, mnyamata: palibe Batman ndi Spidermen alipo, koma alipo amphamvu olimba mtima kuchokera ku mphamvu yapadera. Apa iwo amatha kukwera pamwamba pa denga ndi makoma. Ndipo opulumutsa mzindawo ndi ozimitsa moto amachitiranso izi.

Ndipo amachita izo mosadzikonda, pamene Spiderman wanu anali atapanga mwadongosolo kuti amupatse ndalama zambiri pa iye. Kodi ndizomveka?
- Sizoona! Maksimka ananyengerera. - Spiderman sanapangidwe, alidi!
- Ndizovuta! Anamudandaulira mwamuna. "Ndikukuuzani, amanama nkhani zonsezi!" Kuwombera ndi zopanda pake mu mafuta oonda ... Maksimka ananjenjemera kwambiri. Masaya ake otsekemera anali okwiya kwambiri, makutu ake anali ofiira. Pozindikira kuti izi zikhoza kuthera misozi, ndinadandaula mwamuna wanga kuti:
"Arkasha, kodi suli ndi manyazi kumunyengerera mwana wako?" Zokwanira! Mwina mungaganize kuti inuyo munabadwa mwaluso komanso mwanzeru.
"Mwina nthawi yomweyo, koma sindinakhulupirirepo zachabechabe." Kodi mumamvetsa?
"Ndiko kulondola," ine ndinaseka. - Chifukwa pamene tili ndi ubwana wanu tinapanga zojambula zina, monga Winnie wa Pooh kapena oimba a Bremen. Mwa njira, zinyama sizingalankhule zokha, koma ngakhale zinayimba ndi ndondomeko.

Kotero inu simunakwiyire izo, sichoncho inu?
"Chifukwa chiyani ndiyenera kukwiya nazo izi?" - Arkady anadodometsa. - Zinyama zibadwa ojambula. Ng'ombe iliyonse yophunzitsidwa bwino izi zikhoza kuimira kuti mthunzi ukugwa!
- Inde? Kalasi! Ndiye mwinamwake iye akhoza ngakhale kuimba? Ndinkafunsa mwachidwi.
- Kuimba - ayi, - mwamuna adagwirizana, - zilizonse, abulu ndi munthu weniweni, ndipo Spider-Man ndi nthano, ndipo Maksimka ayenera kumvetsa izi.
"Iye adzakulira - iye amvetsetsa," Sindinalekerere, "koma tsopano tasiya mwana wako yekha." Akhulupirire zozizwa ngati mwana.
- Ndili chiyani? Sindiri kanthu! - Arkasha anamenyetsa mapewa ake. "Musiyeni iye akhulupirire, ngati akufuna." Patapita sabata, Maxim anali ndi dzino, koma mwanayo anakana kupita kwa dokotala wa mano. Palibe kukhudzidwa kumathandizidwa, amayenera kupitiliza chiphuphu.
"Maxushenka, ngati iwe ukuchitira dzino dzino lodwala, ine ndikugula iwe spayderman," Ine ndinalonjeza mwana wanga mwalumbira.
- Wokhulupirika, Amayi ?! - Ndamupaka mwana wanga. - Chabwino ndiye. Mungathe ngakhale kudula dzino limeneli. Sindiwopa!
Tsiku lotsatira ine ndi mwana wanga tinapita ku polyclinic. Atakhala pa mpando wa mano, Maxim anafunsa dokotala mwachidwi kuti:
"Kodi mungachite anesthesia?"
"Ine sindidzatero," adokotala wamng'onoyo anamwetulira. "Ine sindikusowa kuti ndichotse dzino ili, ine ndingosindikiza ilo."
"Tsopano nditsogolere ine m'malo kuti ndigule Spiderman," Maksimka adalamula mwamsanga pamene tinachoka ku ofesi ya madokotala. - Apo ayi, sindingavomereze kuchiritsa mano awa ... dokotala wamkulu.
- Mwa njira, Spiderman akhoza kulekerera ululu uliwonse, kotero ngati mukufuna kukhala monga iye, musadandaule! - Ndinatenga mwana wanga mosamala ndikumutsogolera kuchoka ku polyclinic. - Chabwino, palibe nthawi yoti ine nditsutsane nanu, tikufunabe kukhala ndi nthawi yogula Spider-Man wanu!

Mu sitolo, ine mwadzidzidzi ndinamverera ngati mwana, ngakhale izi sizosadabwitsa: kuchuluka kwa zidole zokongola za munthu aliyense zidzasangalala. Atagwira mwana wake wamwamuna ndi dzanja, adamukoka ku dipatimenti, kumene anagulitsa magalimoto, koma adapuma.
"Chabwino, iwe ukupita kuti, Amayi?" Spiderman ali mu dipatimenti yosiyana kwambiri!
- Maxim, koma galimoto ili bwino! - Ndinayesa kutsimikizira anthu osamvera.
- Mwa njira, mukhoza kugula dera lonse. Tidzasewera ndi banja lonse.
"Sindikufuna banja lonse!" Ndikufuna Spiderman! Inu munandilonjeza ine!
- Chabwino, musati muzichita zamatsenga! - Ndinagwedeza. - Pamapeto pake, ndi kusiyana kotani kwa ine! Ndipo nonse awiri mutha msanga kwambiri ...

Madzulo onse mwana wanga anali wotanganidwa ndi chidole chake chatsopano, sindinkalankhulana naye chakudya chamadzulo. Pofuna kutchera phokoso, maksimka mwadzidzidzi anafuula kuti: "Muyenera kupanga bhala m'chipinda changa." Ndidzapukuta minofu yanga. Ine ndi Arkashy tinasinthasintha: izi zakhala kale zatsopano! Mitundu. Ha!
"Ndipo ine ndikusowa bulu lamphongo ndi wobwereza," cholowa chathu chokha chinapitiriza kunena ndi pakamwa pake. "Kugula izo?"
"Kodi simukufunika kugula maski ?!" Arkady anafunsa mwachidwi. - Kukwera zipangizo, galasi yomwe idzalowe m'malo mwa intaneti. Ayi ?! Lankhulani, musakhale wamanyazi, "mwamuna amayang'ana mozama kwa ine. "Mtundu wa Mamula, adzaugula!"
"Kodi mukufuna kutsutsana?" Ndikuika manja anga m'chiuno mwanga. - Chabwino, bwerani! Sindikudziwa kuti ndi awiri ati omwe atikhudza. Mwini, ndingathe kuchita popanda thandizo lanu, koma inu ... "Ndinatambasula dzanja langa ndikudziyesa kuti ndikupita kukadya chakudya chamadzulo chake.
- Ndili chiyani? Sindiri kanthu! Arkady adagwira mbaleyo, akuchita mantha. - Kodi mukubera, Nadeushka, simukumvetsa?
"NdimaseĊµera kale nawe!" - Ndinakwiya kwambiri nditagwira dzanja langa pammero. Titatha kudya chamadzulo, ife ndi Arkash tinatsuka mbale ndikugona patsogolo pa TV. Koma filimuyo siinayang'anidwe, chifukwa maminiti ochepa mkokomo woopsa umamveka mu chipinda cha mwana wake. Iwo anathamanga kupita kuchipatala ndipo anawona chithunzi cha pogrom: mkati mwa chipinda munali kanyumba kakang'ono, pafupi ndi mita, atagona pansi, anagona Max. Anathamangira kwa mwana wake, anamunyamula pansi.
"Mwana wanga wokondedwa!" Kodi muli moyo?
"Ziri bwino," Maksimka adagwedezeka, akung'ambaza pamphumi pake. - Ngakhale zinali zabwino. Inu mukudziwa, Amayi, - maso a mwana wamng'onoyo anawoneka mokondwera - poyamba ndinakwera khoma ngati Spiderman, ndiyeno ... ndege ... Zoona! - Zimamveka momwe Batman! - Arkasha ananyoza. - Ndizomvetsa chisoni, bwalo laling'ono ndi lochepa, osakhala ndi nthawi yosangalala ndi kuthawa!

Ndinakwiya kwambiri ndi mwamuna wake . Mwanayo anadzipha yekha, koma amanyodola! Nditayang'ana, mwamuna wanga anayala manja ake molimba mtima: - Ndili chiyani? Sindiri kanthu! Tiyeni tisangalale! Tsiku lotsatira, Arkasha anagula barolo yopingasa ndi khoma la Sweden ndipo anawaika pa khoma m'chipinda cha mwana wake ndi manja ake. Ndinayesa pachabe! Patapita miyezi ingapo mwana wanga anali ndi fano latsopano.
- Shevchenko ndi wabwino kwambiri! - akugwedeza ndi chisangalalo, adalengeza. - Aliyense wotetezera adzadutsa.
Ndinayang'ana Arkasha ndikudabwa kwambiri.
- Chabwino? Tidzachita chiyani?
"Ziri bwanji zimenezo?" Ife tigula mpira kwa mwanayo. Muloleni iye aziphunzitsa pa thanzi. Kondwerani, Nadiaha: nthawi ino fano lake ndi munthu weniweni. Kotero, njira yonse!