Kodi munayamba mwaganiza kuti zizoloŵezi za ena nthawi zambiri zimafanana ndi zizoloŵezi za oimira nyama? Pano ine ndiri pafupi chimodzimodzi. "Moyo wonse ndiwo masewero," adatero Shakespeare. Koma pazifukwa zina ndikuwoneka kuti ndakhala ndikukhala ku zoo kwa chaka tsopano. Ino ndi nthawi yosamukira kwa munthuyo.
Chabwino, ndiye.
1. Nkhuku. Zilombozi, monga lamulo, ndizimayi, amakhala ndi nkhawa nthawi zonse. Cackle amamenya mapiko. Chifukwa chodandaula chingakhale chilichonse chomwe mukufuna. Mkuluyo anapita ulendo wamalonda, iye sadzakhala kwa masiku awiri onse. "Sanapite" lipoti. Wina mwa ogwira ntchitoyo anati mwezi umodzi woyang'anira adzabwera. M'sukulu, kugawidwa kwaokha kunayambika. Nkhuku ndi zolengedwa zambiri, zimakhala mwamtendere, koma ngati zimakwiya, zimatha kuluma. Nthenda zawo, ndithudi, ndi nkhuku ... Koma nkhuku ndizochita zabwino, zowonongeka, zosunga nthawi, zotetezeka, zopanda pake. Kodi angapezeke kuti nthawi zambiri? Kuwerengera, chithandizo chamankhwala (makamaka ogwira ntchito zachipatala akuluakulu), zakudya zapadera, maphunziro (monga moyo umasonyeza, mukhoza kugwira ntchito monga mphunzitsi ndi ubongo wa nkhuku).
2. Abulu. Mwinanso mumaseka, koma abulu amatha kukhala ndi maudindo, nthawi zina kwambiri. Musati mufunse kuti ndi ziti, ine sindikanati ndizinene. Ndikuwopa khungu langa, mukudziwa. Meow. Mtundu wapamwamba wa abulu ndizoumitsika wawo wotchuka. Kuphatikizana kwakukulu ndi maganizo a wina. Abulu samadziwa misewu yopitirira, ndodo yokhayokha ndi chirichonse pamene ali yekha, ndipo pamene_mbuzi zonse. Ngati ndi kotheka, pukutani pamphumi. Kudzidalira kwawo kosagwedezeka ndikutumizidwa kwa ena mwachindunji. Kotero abulu amatenga othandizira. Eya, ndipo iwo amawapondereza mopanda pake pa ziboda za adani. Ubongo wa bulu ndi wawung'ono kwambiri moti nthawi zina mumayamba kukayikira kukhalapo kwake, komabe, ubongo wa bulu sufunika. Kwa iye amaganiza mailand, ndiko kuti, akuluakulu apamwamba. Abulu ambiri amagwira ntchito m'malamulo oyang'anira malamulo - ankhondo, apolisi ... Magulu awo aumphawi, mphamvu yokokera, komanso okonzeka kulanda maulamuliro akuyamikiridwa kwambiri.
3. Ng'ombe. Chifukwa cha khama lawo ng'ombe zimakumbutsa abulu, koma, mosiyana ndi iwo, ndizovuta, motero, alibe malingaliro oterowo. Chofunika kwambiri pamoyo wa ng'ombe ndi ntchito. Apa akulima kuyambira m'mawa mpaka madzulo. Popatsidwa mpata woti agwire ntchito, ng'ombeyo imamva ngati nsomba yoponyedwa pamtunda. Zimayamba kuti zikhale zovuta, zimakhala zovuta kwambiri, zimangokhala zovuta ... Monga abulu, ng'ombe sizikhala ndi nzeru zambiri. Iwo amatenga changu ndi chipiriro. Ng'ombe zimadziona ngati olimba ndipo motero zimayesetsa kudzipereka kwa ena. Ngakhale zonse ziri zabwino, ng'ombeyo imakhala "yokongoletsedwa". Monga bulu, iye sakonda kupereka, ngakhale mu zinthu zing'onozing'ono, kuziwona izo kukhala mawonetseredwe ofooka. Mwachitsanzo, pamene ng'ombe ikukwera mumtambo ndipo imayima pafupi ndi kutuluka, imatsekereza msewu, sungasuntha, kukakamiza anthu ena kuti apikisane naye mu mphamvu. Mofananamo, ng'ombe imachita ndi kuyendetsa galimoto. Ndipo ngati ng'ombe ziwiri zimatsutsana ndi azimayi ... Zidzatseka mpaka mmodzi wa iwo atathyola nyanga kapena chigaza. (Ngakhale mkazi atatopa ndi kuyang'anitsitsa kayendedwe kameneka, ndipo nthawi yayitali adachoka ndi chidziwitso china). Kwenikweni, ng'ombezo zimagwira ntchito kumene kuli kusowa kwa mphamvu yamphongo yamphongo. Mu malonda, pa malo omangako ... Ndiponso iwo amadzipereka mofunitsitsa kwa alonda. Kumapeto kwa sabata, kuti asawonongeke, ng'ombezo zimapita kumidzi kapena kumudzi ndikulima, ndipo nthawi yomweyo amafalitsa ng'ombe zakutchire, ndikuwongolera zinyama za mtunduwo.
4. Mphaka. Mosiyana ndi nkhuku, ng'ombe ndi abulu, mphaka ndi munthu wodziyeretsa. Amayenda kumene akufuna, ndipo amayenda yekha. Amaganizira kwambiri za chakudya ndi kugonana. Iye sakonda kugwira ntchito, amasankha kuzungulira dzuwa kapena pafupi ndi batiri, malingana ndi nyengo. Nkhuku, abulu komanso ng'ombe zamphongo, powona malingaliro ameneŵa, amakwiya kwambiri. Iwo amabuma, mmenemo, ngongole yaukali, ziboda zaponyera. Nthaŵi zina mphaka umawatsogolera kutentha. Pokhala ndi nzeru zamakono, katsamba amatha kupirira ndi kuyimba, kuyesera kukhala malo otentha, monga akunena, kutali ndi akuluakulu, pafupi ndi khitchini. Heather. Katswiri. Khalani mwansangala. Kuwombera, kusefukira mokoma. Koma, monga mdani, nthawi iliyonse yokonzeka kumasula ziphuphu. Makamaka pamene akuphwanya ufulu wake. Kapena pamene pali mwayi woti mutenge chinachake. Ngati ndi kotheka, katsayo ikhoza kuyimira aliyense - wogwira ntchito yosadziwika, womenyera chilungamo, wosalakwa. Malinga ndi zomwe zimapindulitsa kwa iye panokha. Mwachirengedwe, mphaka ndi wofanana ndi sprinter kuposa wokhala. Panthawi yovuta, pamene moyo wake uli pangozi, akhoza kuyamba kuchita zinthu zoopsa, kuphatikizapo kutchuka kwa khungu. Pamene zilakolako zatha, tsambalo likubweranso. Mphaka ndi wokonda kwambiri ufulu, sakonda kutengeka, kusokonezeka, wodzazidwa ndi ntchito. Kenaka amalankhula ndi anthu omwe ali pafupi naye ndipo amawazunguza mwaukali mano ake. Amphaka ndi amphaka ambiri amatsogolere moyo wa ojambula aulere, abwino, ali ndi kuthekera kwakukulu kotenga. Amphaka ena, achinyamata komanso osapindula kwambiri, amagwira ntchito ngati alembi. Mukamanyenga, pwerlykat, mukagona pabedi ndikusuntha miyendo yamphongo - zinthu zoterezi zimamva bwino. Kodi abambo a banja la paka amatumizanso kuti? Pa malo otentha, kwinakwake. Malonda. Ulendo. Kukula kwa mautumiki. Kutha kwa msonkho. Zikakhala bwino, kathi ikhoza kutsegula bizinesi, monga lamulo, yochepa. Koma kuti tipeze abulu kapena ng'ombe, okonzekera kugwira ntchito maola makumi awiri pa tsiku - m'dziko lathu sivuta, kulengeza - ndipo m'mawa ku ofesi yanu gulu lonse, ngakhale ndi chida chake. Ndikukupemphani, ngati wina awone kamba akugwira ntchito yomanga kapena mu sitolo yachitsulo - nthawi yomweyo ndidziwitse za izo. Kutaya zonse zomwe zikuchitika, ndikubwera ndikuyang'ana pa zodabwitsa za chilengedwe.
5. Zirirani. Mishka ndi wolemera kwambiri kuti asakwere ndipo, ndiyenera kunena, wokoma kwambiri. Kawirikawiri, chimbalangondo chili mwamtendere, koma ngati mkangano umamuzungulira, amayamba kuchita mantha, akulira mokwiya komanso amatha kuyendetsa phokoso lake. Amakonda kumwa, kudya mokoma. Pankhani imeneyi, chimbalangondo chimayendetsa bwino gawolo, limene amadziona kuti ndi lake. M'gawo lino iye ndi mfumu komanso mulungu. Zimbalangondo zimakonda kugwira ntchito m'mabungwe oyang'anira. Misonkho, Ofesi ya Purezidenti. Pazochitikazi, amadzipereka mofunitsitsa, monga amphaka. "Denga" la mabungwe ndi anthu. Osati mfulu, ndithudi. Pambuyo pa mtundu uliwonse wa ziphuphu, chimbalangondo chikuwoneka ngati chosasunthika, popeza akukhulupirira kuti nkofunika kuthandiza zinyama zina (mwachidule, kupyola lamulo), koma akakana kupereka mpata, amakhumudwitsidwa kwambiri ndipo amakhala ochepa kwambiri, ngakhale palibe kuphwanya kuwululidwa. Kuphatikiza pa msonkho ndi osuma, zimbalangondo zimagwira ntchito monga oyang'anira ogwira ntchito, oyang'anira (amatha masiku angapo kumapeto ndi kumangokhalira kulimbikitsa pamisonkhano), alangizi (okonda chilamulo chomwe ali nacho m'magazi awo, kumbukirani mawu akuti "Lamulo la taiga, woweruza milandu").
6. Turkey. Chinthu chokha chimene chimakondweretsa Turkey ndicho chithunzi chake. Zina zonse zimakhala zovuta, osati zoyenera. Ma Turkeys ndi turkeys amayang'ana ena ndi kudzikuza kwabasi. Yesetsani kudziwana ndi Turkey. Ziribe kanthu momwe izo ziriri. Kwa ichi muyenera, mwina, kuyendetsa pa Mercedes. Nthawi zambiri sitima zimakhala zosasangalala ndi chinachake. Ngati uyu ndi mtsogoleri wanu, avomereni mtima wanga wodandaula. Mbalame zake zodzikongoletsa zimatha kupeza ngakhale munthu wakufayo, ndipo iwo amene sakonda iye, mbalame yonyadayi imangoyenda. Komabe, a turkeys ali ndi chizoloŵezi choipa choganiza kwa nthawi yayitali, ngakhale pamene chisankho chiyenera kutengedwa mwamsanga. Zochitika zotsirizira zimakhudza ntchito yawo mwanjira yowawa kwambiri.
7. Agalu. Mbali yaikulu ya moyo, kufotokoza galu kapena galu - kukhulupirika kwa mbuye. Kudzipereka kwa galu kumatsimikiziridwa pa mwayi uliwonse. Lamulo lililonse limayikidwa nthawi yomweyo, kuphatikizapo lamulo "FAS". Mofanana ndi ng'ombe, agalu ndizovuta kwambiri. Pokhapokha kuwonjezera pa changu chachangu akudandauliranso ndi chisokonezo cha kuzunzidwa. Nthawi zonse amamva kuti munthu akuyesera kuchita bizinesi. Choncho, agalu nthawi ndi nthawi amapukuta mano. Ndipo akawona kuti wina sakugwira ntchito mwakhama, amayamba kuuma. Kukhulupirika kwa galu kotero sikungathe kupeza yankho mumtima mwa bwana. Agalu amaikidwa pamalo omwe angathe kugwira ntchito zoyendetsa, ndipo ngati kuli koyenera, lipoti kwa oyang'anira. Alangizi, oyang'anira pa malo omangako, antchito achipembedzo, alonda a chitetezo. Agalu ambiri amagwira ntchito m'gulu la asilikali komanso apolisi. Amagwirizana bwino ndi abulu, akuphatikizana. Khalani mogwirizana ndi lamulo - ndizo, galu wachimwemwe.
Ndipo inu simunazindikire kuti nyama ikufanana ndi ofesi yanu?
