Paris Hilton ndi Rick Salomon

Ndipo ndi ntchito yotani iyi - wotchuka? Kodi izi zikuphunzitsidwa kuti? Kodi mumaphatikizapo ntchito zotani za anthu otchuka? Pakalipano, chinthu chimodzi chikuwoneka bwino: ntchitoyi yosaoneka ndi yabwino kwa onse opeza ndalama ndi kudzizindikira. Zatsimikiziridwa ku Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton ndi Rick Salomon ndilo mutu wathu lero.

Izi musatenge osewera a hockey

Nthawi zina ndimaona kuti munthu wina dzina lake Paris Hilton kulibe. Ndipotu iye ndi biorobot, yomwe imapangidwira m'mabenki obisika a Pentagon, otumidwa ndi boma. Mndandanda wa mikhalidwe yovomerezeka ya "mankhwala" iyenera kuphatikizidwa; kukongola, chuma, kukhudzidwa, chizoloŵezi chododometsa ndi kusowa kwa luso lapadera. Ngakhale kuti ndi nkhalango yowonongeka, munthu ayenera kukhala wachilendo ndi kukonda mtundu wa pinki. Chigawo china cha dziko lapansi chimachikonda, china chimadana nacho, ndipo gawo lina silidziwa za kukhalako kwake: paliponse pamakona athu ang'onoang'ono omwe sanagwiritsepo intaneti ndikupachika mbale za satana pamsana uliwonse, makamaka pa Paris ndipo nkofunika: osasiya aliyense wosasamala. Kusokoneza, kutonthoza, kupereka njira zolakwika kapena, mosiyana, ndi chilakolako chokhumba cha moyo wokongola. Ellochka yemwe ankatha ku Ilf ndi Petrov anamenyana ndi Vanderbildihoy, mwana wamkazi wa Millionaire Vander. Ndipo madona achichepere amakono, ali ndi mawu, kumene ena a Ellochkin, amapikisana ndi Paris Hilton, mfumukazi ya atsikana.


"Iye ndi wangwiro!" - penyani maso anu okha. "Iye ndi dummy!" - ena akukuta mano. Koma onse awiri akupitirizabe kuthamangitsa dzina lolakalaka ndi dzina lachibwana mu injini zosaka: ndi chiwerengero cha zopempha, Paris Hilton akugonjetsa zolemba zonse. Anthu mamiliyoni ambiri ogwiritsa ntchito intaneti amadzifunsa kuti mtsikana amachita chiyani izi. Ngati Paris sakanakhala kumeneko, akanayenera kubwera. Jean Baudrillard, katswiri wamaphunziro a chikhalidwe cha ku France ndi wolemba mbiri ya postmodernism, analemba nkhani mu 1991 yomwe inati "Panalibe nkhondo ku Gulf," momwe adanenera kuti dziko lonse lapansi likaona Persian Gulf War pokhapokha pa TV zojambulapo ndipo panalibe njira yodziwira zomwe zinalipo Ndipotu, mkangano uwu ukhoza kukhala mndandanda wa zithunzi ndi mawu okhudzidwa a olemba ndemanga. Firimu "Kuthamanga" ("Mchira umagwiritsa galu") ikuwonetseratu kuti izi zingatheke bwanji. Mwinamwake Paris ephemeral blonde nthawi zonse ikuwombera pa zojambula, pamasamba a magazini ndi pa intaneti - osati zongopeka chabe, zojambula zopangidwa ndi gulu la ojambula ojambula ndi ojambula zithunzi?

Ngati ndikanakhala mlembi wa "X-Files", ndithudi ndikulemba mndandanda wokhudzana ndi chiwembu padziko lonse polenga msungwana ndi zizindikiro za khumi khumi mwa munthu mmodzi. Koma, tsoka, zikuwoneka kuti Paris akadalipo. Ndipo, ndithudi, ntchito yake yaikulu ndi yotchuka. Zina zonse - kuyesa kukhala chitsanzo, woimba, wojambula, kuchita zachikondi - sizoposa china chilichonse. Kuchita ntchito, njira, kwambiri, komanso kulipilirika kwambiri: chifukwa cha mawonekedwe ake pa phwando, Paris imatenga madola mazana angapo madola, Osati choyipa kwambiri kwa woyang'anira dzulo komanso kusowa kwa dowry - dziko lonse lapansi likudziwa kuti kholo la banja lolemekezeka Barron Hilton anachotsa mdzukulu wosasamala wa cholowacho. Udzu wotsiriza umene unadzaza chikho cha chipiriro cha Barron, mwana wa yemwe anayambitsa kampando wa hotelo ya Conrad Hilton, anali m'ndende masiku 23 a blonde wathu, amene anamangidwa chifukwa cha galimoto yoledzera.


Paris ikuchita zinthu zomwezo olemekezeka, ndipo kenako makalasi a bourgeois, omwe adapanga luso limeneli kukhala langwiro. Amayi achichepere, oda nkhawa ndi mipira ndi miseche, kufikira lero lino panali khumi ndi awiri. Tsogolo lawo linali losavomerezeka. Azimayi awa anazunzidwa ndi zofuna za makolo awo, omwe adakwatirana okha ndi cholinga chofuna kukwaniritsa cholinga chawo: osapindula ndi iwo, abambo a pragmatic adatsutsa kuti, koma m'nthaŵi ya chigonjetso chogonjetsa, maukwati omwe amatha kukwanitsa - ngakhale Elizabeth II akukwatirana chifukwa cha chikondi chachikulu. Kotero amayi achichepere, pozindikira kuti alibe phindu la bizinesi ya banja, anayamba kudziyesa okha - ndi kupeza mu luso, chikondi, kusonyeza bizinesi. Tsopano ndizopangidwa mwaluso padziko lapansi kuti muphunzire bwino ndikuchita zomwe mumakonda. Mwachitsanzo, Ksenia Sobchak, yemwe poyamba ankangoganizira za pulogalamu ya Paris Hilton, adatetezera maganizo ake pa sayansi yandale ndipo sanakhale wotchuka wotchuka pa TV, komanso wolemba nkhani wotchuka. Ndipo Paris Hilton yekha ndi amene amatsutsa mafashoni: samayesa kuti achite ngati akuchita zinthu zofunikira. Mafilimu ake amalephera ku ofesi ya bokosi ndi kulandira madengu a "Golden Raspberries", ma albamu ake sagulitsidwa, mizimu yake, nayenso, siinagwidwe. Ndipo Paris akupitirizabe kusekerera: zikuwoneka kuti uwu ndi ntchito yokha yomwe amapereka mwachangu. Amawona mwangwiro kuyera kwa mtundu wosankhidwa ndi kalembedwe, chirichonse chomwe chimafunikira.

Chizoloŵezi chochotsa chirichonse kuchokera ku moyo komanso zambiri kuyambira ali mwana: Paris anakulira m'banja lomwe sanakanidwe kanthu. Mwana wamkazi wa Richard Hilton, wolandira cholowa kwa banja la Hilton, ndi Katie Avanzino, yemwe amachititsa TV pa TV, adasintha masukulu angapo - panali nyumba zambiri za olemera awiriwa - ndipo ku Connecticut, adakakhala membala wa timu ya hockey ya amayi. Tangoganizani Paris Hilton mu yunifomu ya hockey ndi ndodo? Ndipo panthawiyi palinso umboni: gulu linawombera gulu, limene Paris ndiloposa zonse - kale anali ndi magawo a mannequin.


Koma chidwi kwambiri ndi masewera - komabe, komanso chomwe, ngakhale, Paris sanabwere. Anathamangitsidwa sukulu chifukwa chophwanya malamulowa: adatenga fashoni kuchoka ku sukuluyo pamene ankafuna, komanso payekha. Komabe, mayesero a sukulu ya sekondale Paris adayambiranso - pa mayunivesite ake adatha, Panali moyo wamphongo wokondwa komanso wosangalatsa.


Ndipo mfumukazi ili wamaliseche!

Paris Hilton kuyambira paubwana waunyamata ndipo anagona, ndipo adadzuka. Amayi adakokera ine ndi mwana wanga kumisonkhano yonse, komwe mungabwere ndi ana, ndipo mtsikana wokongola anali kulikonse. Kuyambira ali mwana, Paris anakhala chitsanzo ndipo adachita nawo mbali mufilimu, ndipo ali ndi zaka 19 iye anasainira mgwirizano wake woyamba ndi bungwe lachitsanzo. Chitsanzo kuchokera ku Paris sichinali choipa - chifukwa cha mawonekedwe opambana. Zikuwoneka kuti iye adali ndi ndalama zambiri; "Ndasiya kulemba ndalama kwa makolo anga pamene ndinali ndi zaka 18. Kuyambira nthawi imeneyo, ndakhala ndi moyo wanga ndekha. Ndizozizira kwambiri kuti musadalire mwamuna kapena makolo anu chilichonse." Koma kulengeza vodka ndi mafuta onunkhira, komanso kuyenda pamtunda, nthawi zina kumawoneka pazenera pang'onopang'ono pamaseŵera opusa ("Mwamuna wabwino", "Cat in a hat"), mwachiwonekere sikunali kokwanira kukhala wotchuka kwambiri. Mfumukaziyi inazindikira mwamsanga kuti ntchito yabwino sichifukwa chodziwiratu.

2003 idatchulidwa ku Paris ndi zochitika ziwiri, zazikulu kuposa zija. Choyamba, akuwoneka pazinthu zenizeni za TV "Life Simple" - nkhani za "atsikana a golidi" awiri omwe abwera kumbuyo kwa America ndipo akuyesera kukhala ndi "moyo wosavuta" womwewo: kuyendetsa ng'ombe, kutunga manyowa, kugwira ntchito kumunda. Zoonadi, sizigwira ntchito. Koma mawonetserowa anali otchuka ndi kutchuka kwamba osati chifukwa cha chidwi cha omvera ambiri kuti aone momwe asungwana amamudzi akulowa mumsampha wodetsedwa pamene akukumana ndi mavuto enieni. Chowonadi ndi chakuti ngakhale kusanatulutsidwa kwa "Life Simple" mlengalenga, Paris inakhala nyenyezi ya mtundu wosiyana kwambiri.


Paris Hilton ndi Rick Salomon, mwana wa pulezidenti wakale wa kampani ya filimu ya Warner Bros., anakumana kwa zaka zitatu: zokwanira kuti atenge maola ola limodzi kunyumba kwawo ndi kuika pa intaneti. Mbale Hilton mwamsanga adalengeza kuti Rick anazunza mtsikana wosaukayo. Iye, musakhale wopusa, anadzudzula banja lolemekezeka chifukwa "kuwonetsa mbiri yawo." Panthawiyi, filimuyo yakhala ikuwonekera pachithunzi chotsatsa mavidiyo, pansi pa mutu wakuti "Night Night" ku Paris ("Usiku umodzi ku Paris", ngati amatanthauzira mawu, ndi "Usiku umodzi ku Paris", ngati mukukumbukira kuti wotchulidwa dzina lake amatchedwa dzina lachikondi cha French). Popeza kuti nkhaniyi yayitali komanso yovuta kwambiri, yomwe siinadziwonekere kuti ndi ndani yemwe amatsutsa, sizinatheke, zikuwoneka kuti chiganizo choyambitsa filimu yojambula zithunzi ndi ya Paris mwiniwake, kapena chinali chigwirizano chogwirizana ndi Rick, chitsimikiziro chosatsimikizika cha ichi zingathe kukhala ngati kuti Paris kupyolera mu khotili adakali ndi ufulu wolandira chidwi chochokera ku malonda.

Chidwicho sichinalandire zinthu zokha - tsopano, pamene chidwi cha anthu odyera ku zinsinsi zonyansa chinakopeka, chinangokhalapo kuti chichirikizire ndi zoopsa zowonongeka. Choncho, achinyamata (zitsanzo, oimba, ochita maseŵera, othamanga, "anyamata" a golidi) amasintha pa liwiro la ngakhale magolovesi, ndi matayala, ndipo palibe kutuluka ku klabu ya usiku sikumakhala popanda zakudya zamtundu wa makina achikasu. Paris ikuvina pa matebulo, ndikupatsa aliyense mwayi wakuonetsetsa kuti kuvala zovala zapamwamba sizingatheke, akunena kuti ali ndi chibwenzi ndi Leonardo DiCaprio (Leo akuwatsutsa), amachititsa kuti apange maphwando osatha, ndipo Britney Spears ali kale wosasamala, amamukonza "Bentley" mu mtundu wa pinki, umayambitsa mafashoni kwa chida chatsopano - chiwawa chiwawa. Akunena za iye mosatha. Zakafika poti mtsogoleri wa imodzi mwazigawo Mika Brzezinskaya (mwana wamkazi wa Zbigniew Brzezinski, mlangizi wa dziko lakale wa pulezidenti Jimmy Carter) adalongosola momveka bwino nkhani ya Paris Hilton kupita kumalo okwera; iye anakwiya kuti prank yotsatira ya mfumuyo ikhale yoyenera kutulutsa uthenga - kodi ichi ndi chofunika kwambiri kuposa nkhondo ku Iraq ?!


Nkhaniyo , yokwiya ndi wolengeza, inali yonena kuti munthu wosasamala anali atamasulidwa msanga kundende. Mbiri ya mgwirizano pakati pa Paris ndi lamulo ndizosiyana. Poyamba anaweruzidwa miyezi 36 kuti ayesedwe - woyendetsa galimoto - ndipo anachotsa ufulu, koma woyang'anira nyumbayo ananyalanyaza chigamulo cha khoti ndipo adakhalanso kumbuyo kwa gudumu - nthawiyi anamangidwa kuti azithamanga ndi kuyendetsa usiku usiku. Woweruzayo anadabwa kwambiri: "Unena bwanji kuti sunadziwe kuti chilolezo chako chinasulidwa? Unayina chikalata chosonyeza kuti unauzidwa za izo!" Paris, mwamantha akukwapula makoya ake, anayankha kuti: "Inde, ndinainaina pomwe ndinawonetsedwa, koma sindinamvetse tanthawuzo, ndine munthu wotanganidwa kwambiri." Ngati iyo inali nthabwala, ndiye iye amawononga mtsikanayo moyamikira. Chigamulochi chikuwerengedwa: masiku 45 ali m'ndende. Paris inasungidwa theka: iye anali ndi chipsinjo "pa nthaka yamanjenje" ndipo anavutika maganizo kwambiri. Mfumukazi pa pea, kapena kupatsa kapena kutenga. Kuwonjezera pamenepo, akuluakulu a Los Angeles amanena kuti wamndende wotchuka amawadula kwambiri: "Madola 1109 pa tsiku, omwe nthawi zambiri amakhala oposa 10." Izi, mwa njira, ndi zodula kuposa usiku mu chipinda cha pulezidenti wa hotelo iliyonse ya Hilton.


Azimayi adalonjera mbuzi yawo yowomboledwa ndi maluwa ndipo pafupi ndi kapepala yofiira, anakhudza Paris pomwepo adalengeza kuti anali wofunitsitsa kuthandizira anthu ndi ndondomeko zopita ku Rwanda kuti akathandize. Komabe, posakhalitsa zinafika kuti ulendowu unasinthidwa kwa nthawi yosatha: "Ndikuwopa," adatero, mosavuta, "Ndinaphunzira kuti maulendo oterewa ndi owopsa kwambiri." Izo sizinatuluke ku Paris Angelina Jolie. Potsutsana ndi mbiri ya moyo wamkuntho kotero, n'zosadabwitsa kuti Paris sagwirizana ndi zomwe amachitcha "ntchito yake". Mafilimu angapo analephera, osachepera kupambana kwa album, designer bag line, mafuta onunkhira, makina a usiku. Zikuwoneka kuti Paris ikugwira ntchito zonse, koma kwenikweni - palibe. Ntchito yonse yamanthayi ndi yofunikira kwa iye yekha ngati chifukwa choyendayenda padziko lapansi ndikupanga maphwando. Kupindula kwake kwakukulu mu ntchito yamalonda ndi MTV Mphoto ya Best Scream chifukwa cha gawo lake mu filimu yowopsya Nyumba ya Sera. Choyimira kwambiri, mwa njira, filimuyi: mmenemo wakuphayo amatembenuza anthu amoyo kukhala zifanizo za sera. Kodi si Paris mwiniwake, woyambitsa dziko lapansi, akugulitsa dzina lake ngati chizindikiro, sera ya sera ndi zina?


Chiwonetserochi chiyenera kupitirira

Mwachiwonekere, kuti atsimikizire kuti palibe munthu yemwe ali mlendo kwa iye, Paris pamodzi ndi MTV channel yakhazikitsa ku America ndi England mwatsatanetsatane show "Best Friend of Paris Hilton." Pothandizidwa ndi masewerowa, princess, molingana ndi mawu ake, akufuna kupeza mabwenzi enieni omwe angamufunse ngati munthu, osati monga wotchuka ndi thumba la ndalama. Nthawi zambiri ankalira pofunsa kuti akhale wosungulumwa. Iye anati: "Pali anthu ambiri oipa ku Los Angeles, omwe ankandigwirizanitsa, pomwe moyo wanga wonse unkachita nawo maphwando ndi kugula, koma pamene ndinali ndi nthawi yoganiza, ndinalibe kanthu mkati." Ngakhale ngati izi ndizinthu zowonjezera za PR - mwinamwake kwa mafanizi a ku Paris, ndikutsanzira izo muzonse, izi ziyenera kukhala chifukwa chabwino choganizira.

Kuti akhale bwenzi lapamtima la Paris, anthu omwe ali nawo pawonetsero ayenera kuchita ntchito zambiri: posintha mawonekedwe oyeretsa manyowa mu nkhumba (kutsimikizira kuti amakonda nyama). Mkazi wamkaziyo, polankhula ndi onyenga, amatsimikiza kuti ali ndi mtima woona bwanji. Wopambana akulonjezedwa "maphunziro a moyo wapadziko ku Paris Hilton", Ndipo pamene ophunzira akukangana, Paris adapeza pakati pa anthu omwe ali ndi chibwenzi chenicheni - dzina lake ndi Doug Reinhardt, yemwe ndi wosewera mpira wa mpira yemwe adadziwonera yekha pa televizioni.


Nyenyezi zawonetsero zenizeni zimakhala zofanana kwambiri ndi Paris, yemwe amakhala moyo wake wonse monga "kumbuyo kwa galasi": samakondanso kuchita china chilichonse koma kukhala ndi chidwi. Mmodzi mwa nyenyezi za Chingerezi "Big Brother", yemwe anali mtsogoleri wa zochitika zonse zenizeni za dziko lapansi, Jade Goody ngakhale atavala imfa yake yowawa yochokera ku khansa monga masewero, Moyo ndi wawonetsero, wopanda manyazi ndi mantha - ulipo tsopano kwa aliyense, osati ana aakazi amamiliyoni, ndipo Zingakhalenso kudzizindikira. Ife tonse timakhala kumbali imodzi ya chingwe, ndipo ziri kwa ife ngati ife ndife omwe akuzitema pa ife kapena omwe timawazonda, Paris Hilton ndi heroine wa nthawi yathu ino. Popanda ife, sizikanakhala choncho - molimbika, otseguka, mwamsanga ... komanso osungulumwa.

Tsopano ali ndi zaka 28, pamene ndi nthawi yoti aganizire za banja ndi ana. Just Paris anakana mphekesera kuti adzalandira osachepera anayi, - Angelina Jolie sanabwererenso kwa iye! Ndiyeno, atadziwa amayi a Doug Reinhardt, omwe adakhala ofanana kwambiri ndi Paris mwiniwake (zikuwoneka kuti Freud anali wolondola), mfumuyo inapeza kuti amasunga zovala zake zabwino kwambiri kwa ana aamtsogolo. Atsikana akukonzekera kukweza makope awo. Zidzakhala zosangalatsa ngati mwana wabadwa.


Koma pafilimuyi , zikuoneka kuti Paris inapezeka. Posachedwapa, filimuyo "Ripo! Genetic Opera", nyimbo zovuta zokhudzana ndi tsogolo loopsya la anthu: anthu adagwidwa ndi mliri wa matenda oopsa omwe amafunikira ziwalo zogonana, kotero malonda anakhala ntchito yopindulitsa kwambiri. Theesthetics ya filimuyi ndi yonyansa ya cyberpunk ndi zinthu za BDSM, imodzi mwa maudindo akuluakulu akuwonetsedwa ndi opera nyenyezi Sarah Brightman, ndipo ndani angayankhe funsoli, nanga Paris anapita bwanji? Komabe, mu filimuyi, sikokwanira kuti brunette, kotero ndikuwoneka kuti ndi koyenera. Mkhalidwe wake Ember ndi mwana wamkazi wa mutu wamphamvu wa bungwe la bungwe la bungwe, wogwiritsira ntchito mankhwala osokoneza bongo, wokhudzidwa ndi opaleshoni ya pulasitiki. Mmodzi mwa masewero omalizira a filimuyo, Amber ayesera kuyimba mu opera, koma ataya nkhope. Mwachidziwikire, munthu, atatopa ndi "pulasitiki", amangochoka kwa iye. Ngakhale kuti Paris inapeza mulingo wina wa Golden Mulino pantchitoyi, kudzikonda kwake mu filimuyi - kwenikweni, kusagwirizana koipa kwa ogula malonda, kumene malonda aumunthu anakhala bizinesi yaikulu - sangathe kuwonekera koma amawonekera. Okondeka okonda mafilimu ku Hollywood, khalani okoma mtima monga: kutenga Hilton mu maudindo abwino, odziimira okha pa dongosolo lachiwiri. Koposa zonse, Paris akusewera ku Paris. Koma Paris sangathe kusewera aliyense.