Ndemanga ya "Indiana Jones ndi Ufumu wa Tsamba la Crystal"

1957, kutalika kwa Cold War. Asilikali a Soviet, omwe amatsogoleredwa ndi Agent Spalco, akugwira Marion Ravenwood, yemwe amakonda Indiana Jones, akumuika pulofesa patsogolo pa chisankho: Marion akulephera kuphedwa komanso akuthandiza nzeru za Soviet pofunafuna ufulu wa Crystal Skull m'malo mwa ufulu wa amayi.

"Bwererani"

Pemphani pamasom'pamaso pamasom'pamaso pamasom'pamaso. Kuganiza, iye wabwerera! Mwana wamwamuna wosakhalitsa wa ntchentche, ndipo nthawi yayitali wosakhala wazaka makumi asanu ndi limodzi mphambu zisanu akukonzekera kuti aike mutu wake mu nsagwada za mkango, ngati izo zimamufikitsa iye pafupi ndi zolemba zina zamabwinja. Tikufuna kunena kuti sitidzadabwa ndi zokhota, koma Indiana Jones sanachoke mwala pa miyala yathu. Ndikufuna kulira, kulumphira kumbuyo kwa mipando ya manja ndikupereka mowolowa manja anthu ozungulira chimanga: uyu ndi Pulofesa Henry Jr., akazi ndi alongo!

Kwenikweni, mpaka pomwe pakuwonekera, mantha okhawo anali mkhalidwe wotchuka wa "Indiana", makamaka pachithunzipa - kuweruza ndi odzigudubuza. Kodi iye angadziwike bwanji pa msinkhu wokalamba komanso pawindo lalikulu? Si inu kuti mutembenuzire Gavrilov mu zaka khumi ndi zitatu.

Kwa zokondweretsa, kukayikira konse kunali chabe. Kinoman orgasm inakulungidwa nthawi yayitali isanayambe mapepala oyambirira a "March of the Seekers", ndipo ngakhale ngakhale kutsegulidwa koyamba, ngati madontho awiri a madzi ofanana ndi kutsegulidwa kwa "Last Crusade" (nthawi zonse kusuntha ndi classic trilogy ndi zambiri, ndipo si nthawi zonse pamphumi, ndipo nthawi zina ali ndi matsenga akale - iwo amati, koma kumbukirani, chifukwa chiyani, osati choncho?), koma phiri la Paramount litasanduka mulu wouma mpweya wa chinachake slylyachy. Pano, panjira, mukufuna kuti Steven Spielberg afunse - kodi, akulonjezedwa kuti azichita bwanji popanda makompyuta?

Komabe, samalani kuzing'onong'ono kotere kumayima pafupifupi nthawi yomweyo. Chifukwa cha mawu enieni, kufotokozera mwamphamvu, tempo silingalole kufikira chimaliziro, mopanda mtima kulola kusamutsidwa koyamba kwa mzimu pakati pa otsata akutsutsana. Indiana mwinamwake kuchokera ku filimu yoyamba inakhala yoyenera kuchita, ndipo taganizirani, ngakhale patatha zaka khumi ndi zisanu ndi zinayi ndi khumi ndi awiri akuwonetsa kutsanzira ali ndi chizindikiro. Ngati ndichinyengo, ndizoti zidzabwererenso ndikuwonetseratu zapakati pa zaka, ndipo omvera adzatsitsimutsa, akudalira mpweya wake.

Spielberg, ziyenera kuzindikiridwa, zinasanduka mtundu woopsa: pamene "Chombo Chisale" chomwecho chikhale ndi zofunikira zake, kuphatikizapo zoipa zosapeŵeka - wothandizira wamng'ono - payekhayo, sizinkawoneka ngati chowala komanso chokongola ngati Riggs ndi Merto. Mosakayikira, kale kwambiri chiyambi cha khalidwe losokonezeka la Shai LaBeouf, iye amadziwika kuti palibe pomwepo ndi ma bayonets, koma ndi kusakondwa kwina. Eya, kodi mnzako wa gehena ku Indiana Jones ndi wotani? Ayi, amatha kukumbukira mndandanda wamakono kuchokera ku kachisi wa chiwonongeko, koma iye anali wokondweretsa, ndipo panopa Galu Williams (dzina lake ndi Shayu) adatchulidwa ndi ntchito ya mbadwa ya chi India.

Firimuyi, komabe, inatha kusamala mosayenera. Sizinali zokhazokha, Dogyo inafotokozera Marty McFly (viva 50)! Mwachizoloŵezi kuchita zovuta zilizonse, motero nthawi yomweyo pamene chiwonongeko chaching'ono kapena chowombera chikuyandikira, chithunzichi chimachita mwanjira yosadziŵika bwino ndipo chimangotulutsa mkhalidwewo. Chabwino, ndizofanana ndi nkhani ya "Kupsompsyona," ngati mukufuna.

Ndipo kodi sitikunena chiyani pazu wa zoipa, mukuganiza? Zikuwoneka - anthu okhala pakati pawo amavumbula anthu athu. Tiyeni tiwone masewerawa ndi kulemba mapemphero opempha kwa wofalitsa!

Ngati mukuganiza choncho, funsani dokotala mwamsanga. Kodi mumayang'ana ndani kuti muwone anthu otsutsana, ngati zochitikazo zikuchitika mu nthawi ya McCarthyism? Kubisala ku Peru, ochita zachiwawa kapena ogwa kuchokera kumtambo wobiriwira? Kwa inu, kuopseza kofiira ndi chithunzi chimodzimodzi monga Sicilian Mafia. Kodi simukuganiza kuti dziko lonse la Italy silinyalanyaza mtundu wa zachiwawa ku Hollywood? Kodi ndizotheka kukhumudwitsidwa ndi Cate Blanchett wokongola kwambiri (mwachangu, malo abwino kwambiri a mndandanda), wokhala ndi chidwi chotchuka "Pitani!" Zambiri za Russian Igor Zhizhikin ndi zonyansa zokongola za Comrade Stalin?

Anakhumudwa kwambiri ndi George Lucas, yemwe adapereka nkhaniyo, yomwe yomalizira pake imataya anthu atatu oyambirira. Ayi, ayi, sizoipa komanso zoposa zodabwitsa, ndizovuta kuti mutuluke pazomwe zikuchitika ndipo zikuwoneka ngati chidole kwambiri. Mwachiwonekere, chifukwa cha iye ndipo adafotokozedwa kuchokera ku Cannes, akuyitana filimuyo "osati kupitirizabe." Koma kodi tchimo lenileni liti, ngakhale mapeto otere, "Indiana Jones" amavomereza zovuta zamakono zamakono, ndipo kukondwera kuona chida chokondedwa pawindo ndikofanana ndi chisangalalo cha phokoso kuchokera pazomo za nyimbo:

Pemphani pamasom'pamaso pamunsi panu, pemphani pam-pam-pam!