Malinga ndi malamulo a Chirasha, "zhu" ndi "shu" zinalembedwa ndi "y", koma mwachilungamo mumatchula "jury" ndi "parachute". Malamulo apamsewu amaletsa kuyendetsa msewu wopita ku kuwala kofiira, koma mumatsiriza mwatsatanetsatane kayendetsedwe kazitsulo, ngati mwayamba kale kutero. Zomwezo zimachitika ndi malamulo anu: nthawizina, kuti mukwaniritse chinachake chabwino, mumaphwanya, pangitsani zosiyana, muchitapo kanthu mosiyana. Malangizo owopsya momwe mungakhalire okondwa adzakuuzani malamulo omwe angaphwanyidwe, ndipo zomwe siziyenera kukhalapo.
Tamverani kwa amayi ndi abambo.
Chiwerengero chalamulo 1 sichidzachotsedwa. Makolo anu ndi anthu omwe ali pafupi kwambiri ndi inu. Monga lamulo, malangizo awo akutsogoleredwa ndi chilakolako chofuna kuti moyo wanu ukhale wabwino. Bwino - kumvetsa kwawo. Ndipo, zomvetsa chisoni, nthawi zambiri sizigwirizana ndi zanu. Amayi ndi abambo amatenga tikiti yanu kumalo omenyera nkhondo, kumene munasonkhanitsa ngati wojambula zithunzi? Izi ndizifukwa zomveka bwino: amafuna kuti mukhale ndi moyo komanso osakhala ndi moyo. Amayi ndi abambo amalimbikitsanso kuti mupite ku sukulu yamalamulo, chifukwa amayi anga adalota chovala cha woweruza pamwamba pa ubongo wanu, ndipo bambo anga, monga mwana wa maloto a woweruza milandu, adatsutsa? Koma ndinu mtima wamakono! Musafulumire kutulutsa chojambula: "Ndidakali wokonza!" - ndikutulutsa sutikesi yomwe ili ndi mitundu kunja kwa malire a nyumba ya kholo. Posakhalitsa, amayi kapena abambo adzazindikira kuti "mwana" ali wamkulu komanso wodziimira, woganiza bwino komanso wozindikira. Adzadziwa kuti mumatha kuyankha chifukwa cha zochita zanu ndipo muli ndi ufulu wosankha zochita. Zingakhale zabwino ngati izi zinachitika kale, mwinamwake zingakhale mochedwa kwambiri.
Pachifukwa ichi, malangizowa ndi osavuta: simukusowa kusewera pamasom'pamaso ndikutsutsana ndi chifuniro cha makolo. Onetsetsani kuti simunali mwana. Yambani pang'ono. Mwachitsanzo, khalani chakudya cham'mawa cha amayi agogo: sikoyenera kutentha syrniki kuchokera kumapeto ena a mzinda - mumatha kuziphika nokha. Phunzirani ndi kutsekedwa maso kuti musankhe kutentha kwabwino kochapa jeans. Kapena fufuzani, potsiriza, momwe mungatchule wodwala chigawo kunyumba. Ndipo mwayitanidwe mosamalitsa maunivesite onse omwe amakusangalatsani inu. Fufuzani zovomerezeka ndi mtengo wa maphunziro muzokonzekera. Ngati mutha kulumphira kuposa mutu wanu - mudzapeza ntchito ya nthawi yomwe idzakupatsani malipiro ku yunivesite popanda thandizo la amayi anu. Pambuyo pake, mawu akuti "mwana" adzatuluka mwa mafashoni mu lexicon ya amayi ndi abambo. Iwo sangakhale ndi zina zomwe angasankhe - adzakupatsani mapensulo ndi mtima wokhazikika ndikukupatsani mpata wolemba ndondomeko ya tsogolo lanu lamakono mumtendere ndi mwamtendere.
Musadye pambuyo pa 18:00.
Zoonadi, kuti pakati pausiku simungapangidwe ndi zida za French zomwe zimayenera kulemekezedwa ndi kutamandidwa. Mumanyalanyaza tsiku lobadwa la anzanu abwenzi anu, mukuwopa kuti mukugwidwa ndi keke yamtengo wapatali, ndipo pamasiku odyera mumamwa madzi amchere popanda mpweya? Izi zili kale kwambiri. Posakhalitsa chiwerengero chanu chabwino sichingawonetseke. Kuyambira nthawi zakale, chakudya chophatikizidwa ndi chimodzi mwa mitundu yofunika kwambiri yolankhulana. Ngati kamodzi pa mwezi, mosiyana, mumadya masentimita angapo a chakudya chophatikizapo mafuta (kuwerenga: keke ya kirimu), sipadzakhala masautso. Ngati mudya mu cafe ndi arugula ndi shrimps kapena kabichi ndi kaloti, chiuno chanu sichidzakhala ndi chisoni. Thupi lanu posachedwa limakhala lopweteka ngati mupitiriza kupaka mafuta ndi yoghurt 0.0001% mafuta. Kusakaniza kwokhuthala kumeneku ndi malo osakaniza ndi shuga yoopsa ya shuga siinapangitse moyo wokoma. Zomwezo zimaphatikizapo zakudya zowonjezera zakudya komanso zakudya zina zosafunika.
Ngati mukufunadi kukhala wokongola ndi wathanzi, ndipo chofunika kwambiri - wodala, mverani malangizo. Pangani zakudya zokwanira zomwe zakudya zakuthupi ndi zathanzi zidzapezeka pamtundu wofunikira. Idyani chotupitsa ndi mafuta, ali ndi vitamini E, othandiza khungu. Koma pa chakudya chamadzulo, mmalo mwa mwendo wokazinga wa nkhuku, dzipatseni bere lophika. Mimba ikukondwera, chiuno chimalira, iwe kumwetulira. Ndipo zonsezi chifukwa cha malangizo owopsya momwe mungakhalire achimwemwe.
Musadumphe sukulu - sukulu - ntchito.
Pali atsikana omwe amatsuka mutu usiku ndipo amagona ndiwindo lotseguka, kuyembekezera kuyang'ana pa geometry. Ena, apempha dokotala wachigawo kuti atseke maso ake ku chibayo ndikupeza kuti "mukhoza kupita ku sukulu" kuti musaphonye phunziro lofunikira mu algebra. Zakale zimakhala zikugwedezeka ndi mphamvu za ulesi. Wachiwiri, chirichonse chomwe chimachitika, amadzizunza okha ndi malamulo okhwima ngati "mayeso amagwira ntchito zisanu zokha ndi kuphatikiza", "ngati mu bukhuli, muyenera kuyambitsa mwatsopano", "kusintha kumakhalapo kuti kubwereza maphunziro opangidwa kuchokera ku mano."
Khalidwe limeneli nthawi zina limakhala mtundu wa mphuno. Pofuna kuthawa ndi zochitika zamkati, mumapita ku miyambo yosiyana, kaya ndi ndime yeniyeni kutsogolo kapena pagulu la khumi lachilendo. Zotsatira zake, kusukulu simukuwona kalikonse koma mabuku. Motero, akuluakulu samangowona kalikonse kupatula miphika, makompyuta kapena lipoti lapachaka (malinga ndi ntchito). Khalani odzikuza, yesetsani kuchita zonse mwangwiro, yesetsani kuchita bwino. Musalole kudzipumula, kulola moyo kudutsa, kudzikuza ndi ntchito - ndizoopsa. Yesani kamodzi kukonza ndandanda, yosiyana kwambiri ndi kachitidwe ka msungwana wabwino. Pamapeto pake, mutha kutsatira ndondomeko yoyamba. Kusiyana kokha ndiko kuti mungathe kupuma mkati ndi kunja. Mudzawona - mutha kuswa malamulo osasinthika.
Nthawi zonse muziwoneka bwino.
"Iwe ukhoza kukhala munthu wanzeru ndi kuganizira za kukongola kwa misomali," - nthawi iliyonse yomwe iwe umagwira, pamene, mochedwa kwa mayeso, tenga gawo lachisanu la manicure. Palibe amene amatsutsa: Msungwana aliyense ayenera kuwoneka bwino ngati kuphunzira. Mphepete mwa bite ndi tsitsi loyera sizingayesere mayesero kapena kupanikizika. Kuchita zinthu mopitirira muyeso kudzitengera nokha ndizoipa monga osadziyang'anira nokha. Musati wiritsani: palibe amene adzakunyozani chifukwa cha chidwi chachikulu pa maonekedwe. Bweretsani mivi yanu itatu katatu musanayambe kukumana ndi zinyalala ndi kuvala mumwamba musanapite ku bakery - luso lapadera. Ngati, ndithudi, zinyalala ndi buledi ndizo zida zanu zazikulu ndi magetsi. Kodi zinthu zofunika kwambiri ndizosiyana? Pachifukwa ichi, tangolani ma eyelashes anu, mochedwa kuyankhulana kofunikira kapena ku eyapoti. Ndipo imani, potsiriza, kuthetsa chibwenzi chifukwa cha ziphuphu kumbuyo kwa khutu kapena zowonjezereka. Pamapeto pake, ndi kupanda ungwiro ndilo lingaliro lake.
Musakumane ndi abwenzi anu aakazi.
Ambiri mwa "malamulo a abwenzi amenewa" adabwera ndi atsikana amphamvu ndi achinyengo omwe ali ndi cholinga chodzikonda - kulamulira omwe ali olemekezeka komanso ofooka. Ngati mwachinsinsi mukupita ku mafilimu ndi Mashina Misha, chikondi chake cha chaka chimodzi, ndizolakwa kwa Masha. Ngati mumakana munthu chifukwa Masha "adamuwona poyamba", ndizolakwa kale pa inu. Bwenzi lanu limangokhalira kudzimva kuti ndi wolakwa, ndipo mumalola kuti mupitirize kutulutsa juisi. Kodi muli okondwadi ndi dongosololi?
Zimakhala choncho: Mnyamatayo analekanitsa ndi bwenzi lanu lapamtima, chifukwa adazindikira kuti sanamukondere konse. Mwachiwonekere, chibwenzicho chakumva chisoni, - buku lanu, iye atenga ngati akupereka. Iye ndi wopandukira, ngati mnyamata uyu ali kwa inu - Mnyamata wa Moyo Wonse, umene nthawi zambiri umapezeka Lachinayi, koma achoke Lamlungu. Muzochitika izi, ganizirani ngati ubale wanu ndi mnzanu ndi kuzunzika kwake sikungamvetsetse pa zomwe zinayambira. Ngati zonse ziri zovuta ndipo mukumverera kuti pali chikondi chachikulu ndi chowala cholendewera pa inu, ndiye lolani chikumbumtima chanu chikhale pa tchuthi zopanda malire. Ngati mumagwirizana, ndiye kuti mnzanu weniweni adzakumvetsa ndikukhululukirana.
Musakumane ndi otaika.
Mnyamata wopusa m'magalasi akuluakulu omwe ali ndi nzeru kwambiri angathe kuganiziridwa kuti ndi munthu wodalirika kwambiri mumudziwu, pomwe ali pamwamba pa nsapato zapamwamba pamwamba nsapato zokwana $ 999 aziseka. Ndipo mosiyana. Pali anyamata omwe ali ndi magitala. Ndiponso omwe amakonda masewera a pakompyuta. Pali othamanga, maofesi a ofesi, DJs, akatswiri a sayansi ya nthaka, oyendetsa galimoto, olemba mbiri - aliyense ali wokondweretsa komanso woyenera ulemu. Sikuti kampani yonse ikhoza kuiwona kangapo. Osati mkati mwawo, anyamata nthawizina amawoneka otayika, ngati osakhala otayika kwathunthu. Chinthu choterocho n'chovuta, pamene matalente nthawi zambiri amakhala obisika kwa nthawi yoyamba. Kawirikawiri chifukwa cha chiwonetsero kapena maganizo a abwenzi ndi makolo, inu, powona tattoo yaikulu yamitundu yosiyanasiyana kapena mawondo apamwamba a thalauza losasinthika, tumizani achinyamata ku gawo "osasankha." Yoyamba ikuwoneka yosasangalatsa kwa inu, yachiwiri - yosagwedezeka. Mwa mawu, onsewo ali otayika. Inu simukuwapatsa anyamata awa mwayi umodzi wachiwiri.
Zinthu zimakhala zovuta kwambiri pamene chinthu chachikulu mukulingalira kwanu - kukhalapo kwa galimoto kapena chibwenzi ndi chiwerengero chofunikira pambali ya zofuna zanu. Muzochitika izi, kufotokozera malingaliro abwino, mwina, kungokhala zowawa zokhazokha. Kapena kodi mwakonzeka kumvetsera phunziroli?
Mfundo: Poyambirira, samalani zomwe zili m'maso mwake, osati pa zomwe mukuziona. Gwiritsani ntchito mawu a banal, nthawi yotsimikiziridwa: "mukakumane pa zovala, ndipo muwone maganizo." Pano pali lamulo lomwe simuyenera kuchokapo. Kupatulapo kungapangidwe kokha ngati apempha kuti aone ngati alibe sheti yake.
Musamanama.
Awa ndiwo antchito a Mulder ndi Scully, choonadi chiri pafupi. Nthawi zonse mumakhala ndi lilime lanu, sikofunika kukwera m'thumba lanu. Anzanu nthawi zonse amamva zinthu monga "iye ndi wonyenga - adzakuusiyani kwa yemwe ali ndi bambo wolemera" kapena "ndi ubongo wanu pa nthambi yaulere, ngakhale zikalata zomwe sizingakhale zomveka." Inu mukunena kuti izi siziri kuchokera ku zoyipa. Inu mumakhulupirira moona mtima kuti mwa njira iyi mumapangitsa bwenzi lanu kukhala bwino. Koma ndibwino pazifukwa zina sizikhalabe. Zikuwoneka kuti mumasokoneza magulu ndi chisamaliro, ndi malingaliro anu enieni ndi choonadi panthawi yomaliza. Ngakhale kuti choonadi ndi filosofi kwambiri ndipo nthawi zambiri sichikudziwika.
Ayi, sikuli koyenera kunama kwa abwenzi - palibe zopanda pake kuyitana wakuda woyera. Mukungoyenera kukhala wochepetsetsa pang'ono komanso wochenjera. Mtsikana tsiku lina zikomo, ngati mumuthandiza kumvetsa kanthu, mwa kufunsa mafunso, zomwe iyeyo adzayankha. Mwachitsanzo: "Kodi mukuganiza kuti ndi chiyani chomwe amachikonda kwambiri kwa atsikana?" Kapena "kodi, kuzungulira - kumangodzipiritsa?"
Musamakangana ndi wina aliyense ndipo musamakangane.
Ngakhale a Buddhist, opanda mzimu wolimbana, adagwiritsa ntchito antchito awo ngati chida panthawi ya kumasulidwa kwa Tibet. Nanga, tinganene chiyani za ife, anthu wamba omwe ali ndi megacities amanjenje? Inde, ndibwino kuti musalowerere mu trams. Sizabwino, kungosokoneza maganizo. Tetezani maganizo anu ali muzinthu zina. Pamene inu, mwachitsanzo, mukupatsidwa chisankho chosalungama. Kapena pamene simukufuna kubwezera kavalidwe ndi vuto lopanga. Pamene maso anu akukhumudwa ndi chipewa chopanda chitetezo. Choncho, sikuti mumangotsutsa maganizo anu, koma mumaponya ndalama mu chuma cha chilungamo. Mwa iwo okha, zinthu zosasangalatsa sizinathetsedwe, osadalira ngakhale. Ngati ndinu waulesi kuti mupite kukamenyana nokha, taganizirani onse ovutika ndi oponderezedwa, omwe mungathe kuwathandiza, kamodzi pokhala mukukangana pa choonadi.
Nthawi zonse mugwiritse ntchito kondomu.
Pano pali lamulo lomwe liribe zosiyana. Osachepera kwa inu. Ngati, ndithudi, siwe mtsikana wokwatiwa amene wapita mayesero onse ndipo ali okonzeka pakali pano kukomana ndi mwana wa pinki-cheeked.
Monga momwe munaganizira kale, pali lamulo limodzi lokha lomwe limalamulira malamulo ena onse. Chofunika cha izo ndi cholondola: musanayambe kukupatsani inu kapena wina wina atapanga lamulo, muyenera kutembenuzira mutu wanu. Sindinu makina. Zochita zanu sizili pulogalamu ya pakompyuta. Choncho, ndi kwa inu kusankha mabungwe omwe ali ovulaza, ndi omwe angakuthandizeni kukhala osangalala.