Dzidziwe wekha! Kuyankha mafunso osavuta popanda mthunzi wamanyazi, mudzaphunzira za kugonana kwanu ndizosangalatsa kwambiri! Werengani mndandanda wa mafunso ndikuyesera kuwayankha moona mtima. M'munsimu mudzapeza mayankho a mayankho anu ndipo, ndithudi, zifotokozedwe kwa iwo.
1. Kodi mukuganiza kuti kugonana ndi ntchito yapansi kapena yotsutsana ndi Mulungu?2. Kodi ndinu woyera?
3. Ngati yankho la funso lachiwiri ndiloti "Ayi", mutero, kodi mumagona amuna angati?
4. Ndi amuna angati omwe apambana chikondi chanu?
5. Kodi nthawi zambiri mumapewa kugonana? Kawirikawiri? Kodi Mulungu safuna?
6. Kodi ndi njira zosiyana bwanji zokhudzana ndi maliseche?
7. Kodi mumatha kumubweretsa munthu "kumenyana" popanda kumugwira?
8. "Osati tsiku lopanda maonekedwe!" - izi ndi za iwe? (njirayo ilibe kanthu).
9. Kodi mumakonda kumakhudza thupi lachimuna ndi madera ake osadziwika?
10. Kodi zinthu zomwe zikukuzungulira zikukukumbutsani za phallus?
11. Kodi munakumana ndi zovuta m'maloto?
12. Kodi muli ndi zinthu zambiri zomwe mukufuna kusuta? Kuti apange fungo lawo?
13. Ndi chiyani chomwe chiri pafupi ndi inu: madzi osambira kapena osambira?
14. Kodi mumasaka amuna?
15. Ngati mungasankhe omwe mungakhale:
a. Margaret Thatcher. b. Marilyn Monroe. c. Ndine wangwiro kwambiri!Ndipo tsopano tiyeni tiwerenge:
1. Ngati mutayankha "Inde" ku funso loyambalo, ndiye musiyeni mayesowa ndikusungira mndandanda wa maulendo aatali, madzulo ausiku. "Ayi"? Kenaka zisanu ndi ziwiri mu banki ya nkhumba.
2. Ngati ndinu mayi wamkulu ndikuyankha "Inde" - mfundo zero ndikudziwiratu mwamsanga!
Mkazi wachiwerewere? Ndiye muli ndi mfundo 3 - "Konzani msewu, makomera!" Chabwino, chifukwa cha yankho "Ayi" - mfundo zisanu palimodzi.
3. Pafupifupi atatu? - Mmodzi! (+1)
Zoposa zitatu, koma zosakwana khumi ndi ziwiri? - mfundo 15 pa akaunti.
Nkhaniyi sikutseguka pano? Ndiye kwa inu kuti mufunse nambala yachiwiri, koma, tsoka, popanda zolemba.
4. Zonse ndi zophweka: Mpakana zitatu - 1 mfundo, mpaka zisanu - 5 mfundo, oposa khumi ndi awiri - ndi zero! Chikondi sichiri muzochuluka chotero.
5. Kugonana nthawi zonse? - izi ndi zisanu! (5 mfundo, ndithudi!).
Izi zimachitika nthawi ndi nthawi? - Zitatu (3).
Kuphatirana kugonana ndi maliseche? - khumi! (Mfundo 10).
Eya, "ayi" ndi khoti si - zero ndi zero. (0)
6. Njira zitatu? - mfundo sizinalembedwe, zero. (0)
Mpaka zisanu? - mfundo zitatu zolimba. (3)
Zoposa zisanu? - ndithudi asanu. (5)
Zoposa khumi? - Musati mugawane zomwe mwakumana nazo?
7. Kodi kukhalapo kwanu kumatsogolera amuna? Tikuyamika kuimirira mfundo zanu khumi. (10).
Ayi? Zero lanu ndilo vuto la anthu akhungu. (0).
8. Nanga bwanji inu? - Mfundo zanu khumi ndipo musayambe pakalipano. (10).
Osati za iwe? - zero ku mfundo, koma kodi mukufuna? (0).
9. "Wopambana" mwamphamvu m'manja mwanu amatsitsimutsa moyo wanu, akuzunzidwa ndi kuyembekezera? - ndidzakhala wachisanu kwa inu kulungamitsidwa. (5).
Ndi usiku wokha pa kama, ndikuchotsa kuwala, monga kufinya munthu? - Atatu komanso osaposa. (3).
Chabwino, ngati simukuzikonda - zero. (0).
10. Mu sitolo, nkhaka, ndi pafupi ndi nthochi ndipo ndi mtundu wina wa chikondi ndi malingaliro osamveka? - Mfundo khumi. (10).
Nkhaka zokha za saladi, ndi nthochi mu yogurt? - Zero, sikuti zonse ziri zomvetsa chisoni - komabe sangathe. (0).
11. Maloto anu ndikungopitirizabe kugonana kwanu mudziko lachikumbumtima. Ndipo maloto osakondweretsa amasonyeza maluso anu ku malingaliro, kudziko la maziko a makhalidwe ndi zovuta, nthawi zambiri, nthawi zina, m'manda. Zotsatira zake, "Inde" zikutanthauza zisanu (5), "Ayi" ndi zero. (0).
12. Mvetserani ndi kuzungulira nokha ndi zinthu zokondweretsa, pamene mutha kuchotsa zolakwika - uwu ndiwo moyo wa mkazi wachigololo. Inde "Inde" ndi khumi ndi awiri. (10), "Ayi" - (0).
13. Chipinda chogona ndi thovu ndi dontho la mafuta onunkhira - chisangalalo chokometsera kwa mayi wachiwerewere? - Mfundo zisanu. (5).
Mukusamba kutsuka, kusangalala ndi kubwerera kuntchito, kusamala? - zero. (0).
Zonsezi, zimadalira maganizo? - olimba katatu. (3).
14. Mkazi wa mzimayi wochokera pansi pa nsanja akuyang'ana pang'onopang'ono pomwepo - palibe mwayi kwa wosankhidwayo? - "Inde" ndi asanu! (5).
Ngati mfumukazi ikudikirira pazenera pazenera, ndiye kuti sakufunikira iye komanso kugonana alibe kanthu kochita nawo. - Pakuti "Ayi" mfundo zero. (0).
15. Yankhani - chotsani mfundo khumi (-10).
Yankhani b - kuphatikizapo zisanu (5).
Yankhani c - kuphatikiza khumi. (10).
Zotsatira zake zimatiuza kuti:
Kuyambira pa 85 mpaka 100 points - iwe ndiwe wachiwerewere. "Mkazi wakupha", "Mkango wamphamvu", "Maloto a munthu aliyense" - ndizo za iwe!
Kuchokera pamaphunziro 60 mpaka 85 - ndinu wachigololo, koma mosamala. Wanu wamasewera ali oyenerera!
Pansi pa mfundo 60? - Oops, mwinamwake, nthawi yanu siinabwere, koma ichi si chifukwa choti muzungulire pa kugonana ndi dzanja lanu!