Kodi anthu amakonda.
- Mukuseka bwanji? Koma kung'ung'udza kwa mtsinje wamtsinje kumakhala kosangalatsa kwambiri kuposa kunjenjemera kwa galimoto yotaya. Choncho muyenera kuphunzitsa!
"Kuseka nawe." Palibenso chinthu chowopsya kuposa maganizo a mnyamata pamene chiwombankhanga chake chimapachika mlengalenga ...
- Kusonkhanitsa pamodzi ndi mpira kapena anzawo ena komanso poizusa nthabwala, osati cholinga cha makutu achikazi. Musamupatse mwayi umenewu!
"Sakonda kuwakaseka." Lilime lanu lakuthwa likhoza kukonzedwa ndi aliyense ndi chirichonse (kupatula mpira ndi masewera atsopano a pakompyuta, ndithudi), koma osati kwa mnyamata. Malinga ndi akatswiri a zamaganizo, apa kuseketsa kumapweteka kwa atsikana kuposa chiwerengero choipa, kotero ndikofunikira kuphunzira kuseka molondola!
"Simungathe kunyoza bwino kuposa iyeyo." Siyani kumbuyo kwa mnyamata yemwe ali mutu wa humorist wamkulu mu kampani!
Momwe mungakhale wamatsenga:
- mudzidziwe nokha malo omwe mungathe "kutembenuka" ndi chikoka chanu chakuthwa. Mwachitsanzo, ngati mulibe chidwi ndi ndale konse, mwina sizingakhale zomveka kukhumudwitsa wina ndikutanthauzira zotsatira za chisankho cha pulezidenti ku Kyrgyzstan - palibe amene angayamikire mfiti wanu. Zidzakhala zopanda pake ndipo motero sizingakhale zonyenga.
- Kudziwika ngati munthu wamanyazi kwambiri sangathe kuseka. Mungofunika kuganizira mayankho oluntha pa mafunso ochepa. Mwachitsanzo, chifukwa chophweka "moyo uli bwanji?" Mungathe kuyankha "mwachibadwa", koma mukhoza "nthawi zonse" kapena "monga Mumu mutatha." Ganizirani za mawu ochepawa pa nthawi zosiyanasiyana - kuphunzira kuseka ndi kophweka.
- Ngati anzanu akunena kuti kuseka kwa inu ndikumasangalatsa koposa momwe mumaseĊµera, musakhumudwe! Iwo sali ochokera ku choyipa, koma kuchokera ku kupusa. Ndipo kudzikonda pang'ono sikungapweteke aliyense.
Malamulo a nthabwala:
- osasinthanitsa ndi kuseketsa chifukwa cha chisangalalo ndi nthabwala ku malo - ma aces of wit must still know! Palibe choyipa kuposa ndemanga yaumulungu pa mutu womwe munakambirana maola awiri apitawo.
- Choyamba onetsetsani kuti akumva. Ngati simunamve kapena kumvetsa, musabwereze ndi kufotokozera nthabwala. Izo ndithudi sizidzathandiza.
- yesetsani kunena mozama - ngati mutayamba ndi mawu omveka (monga "koma ndikuchititsani kuseka tsopano"), palibe chomwe chikuchitika.