Kwa nthawi yayitali, olimba ake owonetsera masewera onse anali achifwamba ndi opha. Lero zinthu zasintha. Masiku ano, maonekedwe ake, ngati osakhala abwino, ndiye oyenera - apadera, yegeri, majors. Panthawi imodzimodziyo, Igor adziwona yekha ... magawo 100 a comic. Chifukwa m'moyo "ali wofewa komanso wofewa." Munthu wokondwa, wotsanzira filosofi ndi wabwino kudzinyoza. Posakhalitsa, pamene mudali kuvala dzina laulemu la "Woweruza Wolemekezeka wa Russian Federation", kawirikawiri pamakambirana omwe adakambirana za momwe anansi awo amawopera kuti apite nawe ku elevator. Nena, pitani, mnyamata, pitani. Tidikira. Ndiyeno mwadzidzidzi iwo anati: "Iwo sachita mantha." Kodi nthawi yotembenuza chizindikiro inabwera liti? Ndadutsa mawerengedwe angapo. Panali mulandu: Ndinapita ku sitolo ya hardware, ndinagula chinthu chinachake m'nyumba. Monga adayembekezeredwa, iye anakweza kolala yake, namukoka pamutu pake, kuti asamudziwe. Wogulitsa monga zaoret ku sitolo yonse: "Ndiwe chiyani iwe, wojambula Lifanov, ndiwuzeni ine, iwo amati, nonsenu mukuwopa? Palibe amene akukuopani. Mwachibadwa ndinu munthu, wokongola ngakhale. " Inde, patatha kanthawi kotere, ogula onse akuyang'anitsitsa pa ine.
Masiku ano , akamaphunzira mumsewu, amatsutsana pazifukwa zina. Bwanji-ine sindikumvetsa. Kotero inu mukufuna kutenga winawake ndi scruff ya khosi, kuti muyang'ane moyang'anitsitsa mu maso ndi kwazakhe: "Ndiri chiani, clown?! Kotero, tiyeni tinene, ine ndikanati ndimuwone wojambula wotchuka pamsewu - kodi ndingamunyoze mwamunayo? Ngakhale kuti ndibwino kuseka kuposa momwe amachitira mantha.
Inde, ndi bwino. Ndipo, ndikukumbukira, mu TV imodzi mwawonetsera kuti mumadandaula kuti simunapangitse mtsogoleri wanu wakupha mwamphamvu kwambiri. Kwa achinyamata, atatha kuona wotere, akuganiza. Izi sindimangonena za Rocky - zokamba zake zonse za mafilimu. Kodi dongosolo la Stanislavsky likuti: "Mwachikhalidwe, yang'anani zinthu zabwino ndikuzivomereza"?
Ndizo njira yomweyi ndi ojambula ambiri omwe adaseka kwambiri nthabwala mu banja la Igor Libonelov. Tengani "Brigade" yemweyo. Amuna omwe amachokera ku kagulu ka Bely - achifwamba otchuka, kapena chiyani ?! Mzere wonyansa. Sindidzasiya kubwereza: Mukuwonetsa zabwino ndi zabwino pazenera la munthu wodalirika, ndiye, ngati wojambula, ndiwe wachibwana chabe. Chifukwa achinyamata amadziyesa okha mwa njira zawo okha: ngati supermen imeneyi imatsitsa aliyense mzere, ndiye kuti ali abwino, anyamata abwino. Zotsatira zoterezi zinali chifukwa chakuti anyamata omwe adaphera "Brigade", ankakonda kwambiri anthu awo, ndipo sanapeze mphamvu yakuchotsa zosafunikira.
Tsiku lina mnzanga anandiuza kuti mwana wake wamwamuna wa zaka 13 ndi anzake adaganiza kupanga "timu yozizira" m'kalasi. Ndipo mu mamembala olemekezeka kwanthawizonse (!) Tengani osewera Sergei Bezrukov, chifukwa iye ali mu fano la Sasha Bely - fano lawo. Chithunzi china mu chimango mu kalasi pa khoma. Kukhala woona mtima, zitatha nkhaniyi, zinasokonekera. Pomwe mwana wanga wamkazi anali kukula. Ayi, andikondwere ine bwino kuposa Mwala wofanana uja wa Komsomol wolemekezeka. Kumbukirani kuti atsikana angati atatha "Interdevochki" akulakalaka kukhala mahule! Ife, ochita masewerawa, ndithudi, saganizira za zotsatira zoterezi. Timayina mgwirizano, timasewera, timapeza ndalama - komanso timakonda. Koma anthu mosadzikonda amaphatikizapo zochitika zathu. Pambuyo pa anthu ambiri ophedwa ndi anthu ophwanya malamulo, munayamba kuchita nawo chidwi. Otsogolera potsiriza analephera kuzindikira mwa inu mdima wodzaza ndi bestial grin, koma chiyero cha moyo, kapena kodi mukutopa ndi zinthu zonyansa? Ndinayamba kuchita zinthu zosokoneza zaka 90. Ndiye makomboti onsewa ndi ma urkagans onse anali osowa. Zikomo Mulungu, tsopano mawonekedwe awa adutsa. Koma ndine wojambula, pambuyo pa zonse. Perekani sewero.
Nthawi yomweyo atauza Chiyukireniya, njira, atolankhani kuti ine ndikufuna kusewera "buluu". Tangoganizirani zomwe zinayambira? Koma ine ndinali ndi chinachake mu malingaliro - chifukwa chakuti ndimakonda khalidwe lirilonse ngati wojambula. Mukufuna wamkulu Pugachev - mupeze. Kufuna kukhala ndi ubwino, ngakhale wothamanga wakuda - osati funso. Zoonadi, ndikuyankhula za izi ndi mfundo yonyenga, koma sizingatheke. Nthawi ndi yosiyana. Palibe, monga kale, "Nyanja Yam'tchire" kwa zaka ziwiri kuti ayesetsenso ndipo nthawi imodzimodziyo ndi chimwemwe sichidzachitika. Miyezi iwiri - yokwanira. Ulendowo ndi wosiyana. Masiku ano n'kofunika kukhala osagwirizana ndi Stanislavsky, koma pa nthawi yowopsya ya chikhalidwe. M'mbuyo yanu, filimuyi "Letters to Elsa" imasiyana. O, ndipo iwe ndiwe wamasiye kumeneko! Mu moyo weniweni wa banja, Igor Libonelov ndi mitundu yotereyo ankayenera kukumana nayo?
Ntchito yanga ndi yochepa, koma yofunikira. Sizosangalatsa kuti ndizisewera modzidzimutsa mmodzi wopanda pake. Ngakhale nditanena chinachake muzochitika zomwe zandichititsa kukwaniritsa zolinga zanga, khulupireni ine, palibe Hamlet adzafunika. Ndili ndi Hamlet yanga pandekha. Ndipo pa geeks, iwo alizungulira ife, pa sitepe iliyonse. Ndawona zoipitsitsa. Koma wojambula sayenera kudzidzidziza yekha m'nkhani zoterezi. Nthawi zina masunivesite a masewero amayang'ana pa sitima yapansi panthaka - omwe amayenda, amayenda. Mwinamwake, ichi ndi sitepe yoyamba. Koma wojambula wotchuka ndi gulu. Zonse zomwe mumatsiriza. Kwa ine pamutu wotero pamutu kompyuta ina imalowa. Sindinayambe ndamenyana, sindinayambe ndende, ndipo ndikulakwitsa chifukwa cha asilikali anga komanso amwano. Ndipo zowonjezera kuti wojambula sayenera kupha munthu kuti alowe mu fano la wakuphayo. Igor, ndi zoona kuti kumayambiriro kwa zaka za m'ma 90 mudakhala ndi chidwi choyambirira ku Russia, pafupifupi filimu yolaula "Funso-4"? Anatsogoleredwa kumeneko Dmitry Meskhiev adatchulidwapo.
Osati zolaula - zowopsya! Ndinazindikira komwe ndinadzipezera, pamene mayesero adatha. Meskhievaya, mwa njira, sanawone. Kumeneko, olamulira osiyanasiyana anawombera mabuku awo aang'ono. Udindo umenewu sungaitanidwe. Ndimalowa m'chipinda, ndikugona mkazi wamaliseche. Ine ndimangomukhudza iye, iye akadali ndi mtundu wina wa kavalo. Ndinapeza ndalama zokwana madola 300 - pa nthawi imeneyi, ndagula TV yoyamba ya Japan m'moyo wanga. Ndinayang'ana ndikusangalala nazo. Koma tsopano ine ndikukuuzani mofatsa za izo. Ndiyeno ine ndikudziwa momwe zimakhalira zovuta, momwe zinaliri zochititsa manyazi! Moyo wake wonse adatemberera. Zimakhala ngati kugona ndi azakhali achilendo. Ayi, si kwa ine. Zonyansa. Eya, inde, kaya ndi grenade m'mitsinje kapena ndi mfuti yotchedwa submachine m'chipale chofewa. Nthawi zonse ndinkawoneka kuti ochita masewera onga iwe, akuwombera mkuntho koopsa kwambiri, pangozi kapena phokoso lachisanu, kapena pazinthu zowonongeka, pah-pah ... Pafupifupi aliyense wokonda maseŵera pazomwe adazipeza. Koma ndiye ndife ojambula. Pamene ndinali mu kanema "Msampha wakupha", wopondereza, ndikupanga pirouette mlengalenga, anandisuntha ndi nsapato. Inde, kotero ndinasiya. Tsegulani maso anga - gulu lonse la oopseza omwe adawopsya. Amanena kuti pampando wa "Special Forces-2", kumene mudasewera msilikali wabwino wa Khrust, munagwidwa kangapo kuchokera pazitali ...
Ayi, iwo sanatero . Ndipo zochitikazo zinali zosangalatsa kwambiri. Poyamba zinakonzedwa kuti zinyalala zomwe zigawenga zakuvulaza zidzanyamulidwa ndi abulu awiri. Koma nyama zouma sizinkafuna kugwira ntchito. Kotero, pa mapiri, ine ndimayenera kuwakokera anyamata osauka kwa anzako. Ndipo ngati pachiyambi cha kujambula iwo anandinyenga ine: "Chinachake chimene muli nacho, Igorek, osati chabwino kwambiri - zolemba zonse za onse", ndiye tsopano ndafika kwathunthu. Kamera imachotsa nkhope zawo, ndipo kuchokera pansipa ndikupambana: "Inde, ndilibe malemba okwanira, koma iwe undikoka ndekha." Panthawi imeneyi, chinthu chovuta kwambiri kwa anyamatawa sichiyenera kuseka.
Igor, mu zokambirana zomwe munavomereza kuti zaka zingapo zapitazo, kuti kampani ina ndi mnzanu wapamtima, Dmitry Nagiyev, amangirizane kwambiri ndi zizoloŵezi zoipa, makamaka ndi zakumwa. Ndipo kuyambira apo, osati gramu?
Chabwino, bwanji? Mawu oti "womangirizidwa" amawoneka mwanjira ina iliyonse. Nagiyev ndi ine si abwenzi chabe, ndife ngati abale. Pamodzi LGITMiK inatha, pamodzi ndi atsikana priudarali. Ndipo iwo anamenyana palimodzi pa Nevsky Prospekt. Mmodzi mwa chiwonetserochi, M'bale Dima Nos wakumeneko adasweka. Eya, amamwa kuti akhale wathanzi. Mu mau, tinali ndi moyo wokondwa. Ndipo adakhala anzeru, namgwira akavalo. Dima anatsika pang'ono, sindinatero. Aliyense ali ndi ubwino wake. Igor, mukuwombera bwanji phokoso loopsya la kupsinjika maganizo, mumamasuka bwanji?
Inde, ndi mavuto otani! Pano, mwachitsanzo, lero ndijambula zithunzi usiku wonse. Ndidzakhala kunyumba 6 koloko m'mawa. Ndidzasamba, ndikugona. Kotero uwu ndiwo mtundu wa chisangalalo: Ndili ndi mwayi chifukwa ndili ndi ntchito imeneyi, ndipo ndili ndi kanthu kena. Ndiye bwanji ndikuyenera kupuma? Sindikumvetsa zomwe ena akunena kuti: "Eya, ndatopa! O, ndakhala wotopa bwanji ndi kuwombera! "Inde, tiyenera kuchita mofulumira kwambiri, makamaka pamene pulojekiti ndi nthawi zingapo zimakhala zovuta. Mwanjira ina ndimagwira ntchito popanda kugona kwa masiku atatu. Kugona pang'ono - ndikwanira. Kotero chiyani? Ine ndiyenera kutero, ine ndikhala nawo mawonedwe atatu mzere, ndipo ine ndimasewera khumi. Ndizozizira - ndikudzipiritsa ndekha kwa omvera. Mukangomva nkhani yovuta yokhudza kusinthanitsa kwanu, Soviet, pasipoti yatsopano, Russian. Pankhani iyi, mulibe mavuto osakhazikika ndi nzika. Anali Pulezidenti Putin yemwe akanatha kuthandiza wojambula. Igor, kodi wasankha funsolo? Zaka zingapo zapitazo, monga nzika yosunga malamulo, ndinasintha zolemba ku St. Petersburg. An sanali pano konse.
Wapasipoti anafunsa motere: "Wokondedwa wanga, ndipo umakhala kuti?" Podziwa kuti mumzinda wa Nikolaev ku Ukraine, anapitirizabe kuukira kuti: "Tsopano ndiwe munthu wopanda pake." Ndipotu, ngakhale munthu wopanda pokhala - palibe. Simungathe kulingalira makabati ambiri omwe ndadutsapo, ndilemba zingati. Zonse n'zachabechabe. Zinthuzo zinali zovuta kwambiri chifukwa chakuti pasipoti yakale ine ndinasokoneza mwangozi tsamba loyamba, ndipo makalata awiri oyambirira anatsika ku dzina lachidziwitso. Chabwino ndikuti, ndikufunsidwa, kwa ine ndi dzina la abambo? Ndipo chifukwa cha kuwonongeka kwa katundu wa boma, yemwe anali pasipoti ya nzika ya USSR, ankayenera kutopa.
Pomwe pamapeto pake panafika kutchuka, ndinayenera kufunafuna thandizo kuchokera ku First Channel, yomwe inakweza funso langa pamlingo wa Ministry of Justice. Volokita anakhala chaka ndi theka. Inde, pamene ndinali "munthu wa dziko lapansi", chinali chamanyazi. Panthawi imeneyo mwana wanga wamkazi anabadwa, kotero iye anali nzika ya Russia mwa zikalata. Ndipo bambo ake ndi bulu ... Igor, Nastya ali ndi zaka zingati tsopano? Zinayi.
Igor, ndi zam'tsogolo zatsimikiza kale?
Ayi, si choncho. Ndipo sindikusokoneza mu ndondomeko iyi. Chinthu chimodzi chimene ndikudziwa motsimikiza kuti sangakhale katswiri wa sayansi kapena sayansi. Mwinamwake, iye adzasankha mtundu wina wa ntchito zisanayambe kulenga. Ndinkakonda kutenga nawo kuyambira ndili mwana. Panthawi imodzimodziyo adabweretsa kuti adziyimire yekha. Tinapita ku masewera olimbitsa thupi, ndipo ndinamuphunzitsa njira zosiyanasiyana zolimbana, zomwe mwamsanga anazidziwa. Mmawa uliwonse - mtengo wovuta komanso kusamba kwa ayezi.
Pa nthawi yomweyo, Nastia anali msungwana wokongola kwambiri, tsiku lirilonse - chinthu china chousa moyo. Atangoyamba kupuma kwa bwenzi langa kuchokera ku BDT. Ndinaganiza zokondweretsa mwanayo ndikudziwitsana. Wojambula wolemekezeka kwambiri anachenjezedwa pasadakhale za kumverera kwa fan. Chimodzimodzi, monga momwe chiyembekezeredwa, chinayamba kufalitsa mawu omveka: "Moni, Nastya. Inu muli bwanji? Mukufuna kuti mundiuze chiyani? "Kenaka kukongola kwathu, mwachiwonekere, kuchoka kumtima wambiri, kuwala kwa dzuwa kunang'ung'udza, cilia inamenyedwa ndi ... ngati mwendo wothandizira wokondeka. Iye, munthu wosauka, anagwada ndi kubuula ndi mawu omveka: "Ndi mtsikana wabwino bwanji! Musaiwale kulipira abambo anu otsika. " Nastya ndi mwana wanu wamkazi kuchokera m'banja lanu loyamba. Ubale ndi mkazi wake wakale wotchedwa Tatyana anakhalabe wamba? Inde, ndipo ndine wokondwa kwambiri. Mukudziwa, poyamba ndinali ndi nsanje ndi iwo omwe anandiuza ndikuyankhulana mokondwera, nenani, ndine msirikali wabwino, ndasudzulana, ndipo sindikumva chisoni ndikutumiza aliyense. Izi sizichitika. Matenda aliwonse a m'banja ndi ovuta kwambiri.
Mkazi wakale nayenso ndi wojambula. Mwinamwake zimbalangondo ziwiri zokha sizimagwirizana chimodzimodzi? O, inde! Ine, inu mukudziwa, nthawizonse muli ndi chimbalangondo chimodzi mu malo ake. Apa mfundo ndi yosiyana: iwo anasiya chikondi. Mtsogoleri wanu Elena ndi mkazi wanu wachiwiri. Kodi sikuvuta tsiku ndi tsiku kukhala pamodzi maola 24 pa tsiku? Ndine wabwino kwambiri naye. Ndipo ndiri wokondwa kuti ndili ndi mwayi wokhala ndi vuto: Ndidzabwera pa kuwombera ndi mkazi wanga basi. Tangoganizani, tsiku lonse ndikuyaka pa nyumba ina. Ndimapita kunja, ndikuwopsya. Ndipo panyumba - zikhale Belorussia, Ukraine, Russia - Ndidzasambitsidwa nthawi yomweyo ndikusakaniza ndi kudyetsedwa. Kuposa moyo?