Maphwando a Chaka Chatsopano kwa akulu: malemba

N'chiyani chingakhale choipa kuposa msonkhano watsopano wa Chaka Chatsopano? Kukhala patebulo, mafuta a azitona, TV ndi zakumwa zoledzeretsa ndizofala kwambiri nthawi ya Chaka Chatsopano. Bwanji ngati chaka chino ndi chosiyana? Kapena mukukonzekera maphwando angapo osakumbukira patsiku la Chaka Chatsopano? Pansi ndi kusonkhana patebulo, nyimbo ndi zinthu! Sinthani malingaliro anu, ndipo ganizirani chinthu chosazolowereka, ndipo ndikukuuzani nkhani zingapo za maphwando ovomerezeka.

Kuti mwambo wanu ukhale wopambana, ndithudi mudzafunikira: kusangalala, kampani yokondwa, komanso, malingaliro ndi zipangizo zomwe zidzakumbukira kalembedwe ka phwando lanu. Sikofunikira kupanga zochitika zapadera pa Chaka Chatsopano. Mukhoza kukonza msonkhano kwa anzanu, abwenzi anu kapena achibale tsiku lililonse! Chinthu chachikulu ndicho chikhumbo chanu, malingaliro. Ganizirani za mutu wa phwando, onetsetsani kuti alendo anu onse alowe muzovala zoyenera, pangani malo abwino, okongoletsani chipinda chomwe phwando lidzachitikire. Onetsetsani kuti mutsegule nyimbo, izo zimapangitsa kukhala ndi maganizo oyenera. Kotero, kodi mungaganize chiyani zachilendo?

Msonkhano wosavuta komanso wokondweretsa ndi abwenzi omwe ali mu "Hawaii" ndiwowona okondweretsa alendo onse, amapereka chisangalalo chachisanu m'nyengo yozizira. Ndibwino kuti mutha kusunga phwando pafupi ndi madzi, mwachitsanzo, pafupi ndi dziwe mu dzikolo (zovundikira). Chenjezani abwenzi anu kuti abwere m'matumba achilimwe, T-malaya, nsonga, masiketi, kusambira suti. Makhalidwe abwino adzakhala magulu a zipolopolo kapena maluwa. Pa miyendo kapena palibe, kapena_kuwala kumamenya. Lembani malo okondwerera phwando ndi maluwa osakongola. Mukamayesetsa kwambiri, mungapange malo otentha m'nyumba kapena m'dzikolo. Gulani zilonda za maluwa akuluakulu, osweka pamadzi. Ngati mchimwene wanu kapena abambo akukonda nsomba, pitani kwa iwo nsomba. Zowonjezera zoterezi zidzakumbutsa bwino aliyense nyanja, dzuwa ndi tchuthi. Kuwala kukhale kofewa ndi kofatsa. Ngati phwando la Hawaii likukonzekera mu chipinda chachikulu, mukhoza kukonza makandulo kapena kuyatsa malo ozimitsira moto kuti apange fano la moto wamoto. Monga chotupitsa, konzekera buffet, yomwe idzakonzedwe zokoma zosiyana. Zipatso zosaoneka bwino, zokoma zokongola ndi zokongoletsa ndi maambulera, nsomba, maswiti. Pezani alendo anu, ikani mkanda wa maluwa pamutu pawo. M'chikhalidwe chabwino cha chipani cha Hawaii.

Ngati mumakonda nkhani zozizwitsa ndi odyetsa, ndiye phwando mumasewero a usiku wa Venetian, mumakonda. Chinthu chofunika kwambiri pa holideyi ndi chakuti palibe tsankho pano, ndipo aliyense akhoza kukhala aliyense yemwe akufuna. Madzulo, osangalatsa kwambiri mumapatsidwa! Pofuna kulenga malo oyenera, alola abwenzi anu kuvala zovala zovina, akhoza kubwereka. Kapena amangovala madiresi ndi zovala. Chikhalidwe chachikulu chiyenera kukhala chigoba, chovala pa alendo onse. Pofuna kusokoneza ena kwathunthu, mukhoza kuvala wig. Wagolide ndi wofiira, ndi nthenga ndi nkhope za otchuka, masks adzasintha inu ndi alendo anu kuti musadziwe. Chipinda cha Venetian chimakongoletsa kalembedwe ka Chiitaliya. Gwiritsani ntchito magalasi ambiri, nsalu zolemetsa, mabotolo a mphesa, mabala a mitundu yodabwitsa, makandulo, velvet, confetti. Zonsezi zidzakuthandizani kuti musamukire kudziko losavuta la Venice. Mungathe kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi ndi kusuta ndi aliyense amene mukufuna, chifukwa mumakhalabe mlendo wosadziwika. Kuti mutenge gulu lonse, muyenera kutuluka ndikuyambitsa moto. Chakudya, konzekerani zakudya za ku Italy: vinyo wofiira, pasitala, sauces osiyanasiyana ndi zakudya zopsereza.

Ngati mumakonda mafilimu akale okhudzana ndi zigawenga ndi achigawenga, pangani phwando muzolowera kukumana ndi banja la gangster m'nyumba mwanu. Patsikuli ndikutsimikiza kuti mumakondweretsa mwamuna wanu, chifukwa, akhoza kumva ngati Al Capone weniweni kapena Clyde. Monga suti, aloleni alendo anu kuvala zovala zolimba ndi zovala za madzulo, zodzikongoletsera zokwera mtengo (zodzikongoletsera zamtengo wapatali ndi zodzikongoletsera), magetsi, ndudu, apolisi, mphala yamtengo wapatali ndi vinyo. Lembani chipinda chokhala ndi tebulo, mutenge kuwala, tambani jazz yowala kapena blues. Onetsetsani kuti mupange bar ndi zakumwa zoledzeretsa kuti alendo anu alowe mu fano ndikudumphira galasi. Chakudya chokoma chabwino pa phwando la gangster chidzakhala pizza. Ochita zigawenga zonse nthawi zonse amadya pizza, hamburgers ndi cola. Bwanji?

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