Momwe mungapangire zofuna za Chaka Chatsopano cha 2018 kuti chikwaniritsidwe

Eva Wakale Watsopano Sali kokha tchuthi. Iyi ndi makina enieni omwe amatitengera ife tonse ku ubwana, kumene dziko sililamulidwa ndi mafumu ndi azidindo, koma ndi matsenga. Ayi, ndithudi, pakuwonekera ife timakhalabe achikulire amene ali ndi zonyansa kapena kudzikweza amakana mitundu yonse ya zozizwitsa kumeneko. Koma moyo wathu ndi mwana wamuyaya yemwe sangachite popanda mwambo wa Chaka Chatsopano ndikukwaniritsa zokhumba. Kodi mumakhumudwitsa mwana? Ayi? Ndiye bwanji osalingalira zofunikira za moyo ndikutsutsa chochepa kwambiri?

Musakayikire zopempha zake. Iye, ngakhale ali mwana wamba, ali ndi nzeru zapadziko lonse, ndipo amadziwa zomwe mukufunikira. Muloleni iye azilamulira maganizo anu usiku umodzi pachaka, ndipo onani momwe moyo wanu udzasinthire. Ndipo ngati chotsatira cha Chaka Chatsopano chimalamulira moyo, ndiye kuti malingaliro ayenera kutsatira njira ya kukwaniritsidwa kwawo. Ndife akulu ndipo timamvetsetsa kuti fakitale ya zozizwitsa, ndizo zamatsenga, koma zopangidwabe, ndi ndondomeko, ndondomeko ndi malangizo omwe adayikidwa. Kuwatsata, tidzatha kudziwa momwe tingaganizire zokhumbazo komanso kusaleka chozizwitsa.

Kotero, tiyeni tiyambe! Kodi munapanga bwanji zokhumba mu Usiku watsopano wa Chaka Chatsopano? Pansi pa nkhondo ya chimes, mwalemba pa maloto, monga: "Ndikufuna Range Rover!" Kapena "Ndikufuna kukwatirana ndi Petya!" Kapena "Ndikufuna nyumba yanga yokhalamo!". Kenaka mwamsanga munatentha pepala, munaiponya mu champagne ndi kumwa. Pafupifupi choncho? Ndipo iwo ali ndi chiyani? Blue Zhiguli "dzanja lachiwiri", mtsikana wachikondi Petka ndi chidole cha nkhuku, chimene Hochma anakupatsani kuti mukhale ndi Halloween? Ndipo kodi wodandaula wamuyaya ndi malingaliro onyoza akunena chiyani kwa iwe? "Osati ndi manyazi ku msinkhu wanu kukhulupirira malingaliro! Zosangalatsa ndi zopusa! ". Kodi iye ananena zimenezo? Ndipo iwe chiyani? Anagwirizana kapena amamuonetsa chinenerocho: "Ngakhale, sindidzasiya malotowa, chifukwa ndi zabwino"? Chochitika ichi, chokonzedwera chifukwa cha miyambo ina, imadzibwereza yokha pafupifupi chaka ndi chaka ndipo yadzaza ndi kukwaniritsidwa kwake. Koma ngati simukukonda zotsatira, ndiye nthawi yoti musinthe. Ndipo chifukwa cha ichi muyenera kuchita zolakwitsa ndikupeza njira yozizwitsa yokwaniritsa zokhumba za Chaka Chatsopano:

1. Chikhumbo chonyenga. Kawirikawiri, kupanga chokhumba, sitidziwa tanthauzo lake lenileni. Pali kusintha kwa malingaliro. Ichi ndi chimodzi mwa zifukwa zazikulu zomwe zimalepheretsa kukwaniritsa dongosolo. Mwachitsanzo:

"Ndikufuna kukwatira Petya!" Ndipo iye, bardard, sakufuna! - Nchifukwa chiyani mukufunikira Petya? - Ndi bwino! Ali ndi BMW X5, ndalama, makolo ku America ndipo ndi wokongola. "Kodi ndizomveka?" - Chabwino, osati kwenikweni. Ndipo mmenemo ndimakhoza kuyang'ana bwino, kuyenda, aliyense adzandiyamikira ndi kundichitira nsanje. "Koma Petya si njira yokhayo yopezera zonsezi." - Kawirikawiri, inde. - Choncho, Petya si cholinga (maloto), koma njira yothetsera.

Fomu: Fufuzani chifukwa chenicheni cha zokhumba zanu. Zidzakhala maloto anu okhala ndi mwayi wapamwamba wochita masewera olimbitsa thupi.

2. Anapanga zolakwika molakwika. Ndikovuta kwa ofesi yapamwamba kukwaniritsa chikhumbo chanu, ngati sichiri cholondola. Mpata waukulu wa kukhazikitsidwa umakhala ndi dongosolo lodziwika bwino ndi mfundo. Apo ayi, zikhoza kutanthauza kuti malotowo sangathe kunyozedwa - izo zinazindikiritsidwa, koma zinakhala zolakwika. Masautso ndi olunjika, osati maloto! Mwachitsanzo:

- Ndikufuna kukondedwa! - Landirani ndikulowetsani kuilandila! - Ichi ndi chiyani ?! Nchifukwa chiyani ndikusowa wotaya? Iye kupatula momwe angandizunzire ine ndi chikondi chake, palibe china chingakhoze! Buku losavuta Ndikufuna! - Pepani, ndikupepesa, koma sindinapempherere munthu wamba.

Mkhalidwe: Chokhumba chiyenera kukhala chodziwika momwe zingathere.

3. Kodi mukukumbukira anecdote?

Mnyamatayo ali pa basi kuti agwire ntchito. Amakhala pansi, amafuula ndi kuganiza kuti: - Moyo ndi shit, mzimayi ndi ntchentche, bwana ndi bardard wosayamika ... Kumbuyo kwake ndi mngelo wokhala ndi zolembera ndipo analemba kuti: "Moyo ndi wofewa, mkazi wa bitch, bastard ..." - Zodabwitsa bwanji! Akuganiza mngelo. - Zanso zomwezo. Chabwino, ngati mukulamula, muyenera kuchita izo. Kodi ndizosangalatsa? Osati kwenikweni. Makamaka pamene pali kumvetsetsa kuti malingaliro awo m'maganizo awo ndi osapitirira. Ndipo nthawi zambiri amapanga zilakolako zofanana: "Sindikufuna kudwala!" Ofesi yapamwamba imamva "Ndikufuna kudwala," ndipo kumapeto kwa chaka mukhoza kupanga Encyclopaedia of Matenda ku matenda omwe mwasamutsa. - "Sindikufuna kugwira ntchito!" Ofesi yapamwamba imamva "Ndikufuna kugwira ntchito," ndipo tsopano, ngakhale miyezi isanu ndi umodzi yapitayi, pamene mukupeza dzina lolemekezeka la kavalo wakuba.

Makhalidwe: Chokhumba chiyenera kufotokoza zomwe mukufuna, osati zomwe mukufuna kuzipewa.

4. Kodi mukufuna kupeza maloto m'moyo wotsatira? Kenaka muzipanga izi monga izi: "Ndidzakhala wonenepa ndi okongola!" "Chifuniro" ichi nthawi zonse chiri m'tsogolo chosamvetsetseka, chomwe sichidzabwera. Ndiko kulondola: "Ndine wochepa, wokongola komanso wolemera makilogalamu 60!"

Mkhalidwe: Chokhumba chiyenera kusonyeza zotsatira zomaliza, ndipo zikonzedwe mu nthawi yomweyi.

5. Kusagwira ntchito. Popeza ndife akulu, ndipo timanyadira, ndiye tiyeni tizindikire kuti nkhani yamatsenga ndi yongolingalira, ndipo kuzindikira kwake ndi chenicheni chenicheni. Choncho, kuti azindikire nthano zake, munthu sayenera kungoganiza moyenera komanso momveka bwino, komanso asunthire miyendo ya "thupi" ku cholinga. Ngati chilakolakocho sichikhala ndi mphamvu zowunikira, malotowa ndi ochokera kwa omwe akunena: "Musakhudze maloto anga! Ngati izo zakwaniritsidwa, kodi ine ndingalota chiyani panthawiyo? "

Mkhalidwe: Chokhumba chiyenera kukhala chokhumba kwambiri. Osadandaula za njira zogwiritsiridwa ntchito kwake. Iyi ndi udindo wakumwamba. Muyeneranso "kukonzanso miyendo" ndikukhulupirira.

6. Kukayikira. O, kukayika kulikonse komweko - mwa iwoeni, mu loto, mwa mwayi weniweni kuti awulandire. Ndipo mawu a amayi awo: "Simungathe kuchita!", Kapena Papa: "Izi sizingatheke!", Kapena bwenzi lopambana kwambiri: "Simunapatsidwa!" Mawu awa amamveka mawu akulu - mau a moyo, omwe amalira mofuula kumverera: "Ndidzatero! Ndikhoza kuchita! Ndikudziwa bwanji! Khulupirirani! "Mvetserani mtima wanu, ndipo muzizungulira ndi anthu omwe atha kale kukwaniritsa zomwe mumangoganizira. Iwo amadziwa motsimikiza kuti nkhani yamatsenga ikhoza kukhala yowona!

Mkhalidwe: Chokhumba chiyenera ... Inde, palibe, ndipo palibe chomwe chiyenera! Ngati mukufuna, mudzachita zonse, ngakhale simunakwanitse kuchita zimenezi kwa munthu aliyense padziko lapansi. Chirichonse chomwe chikutizungulira chinali nthawi yomwe wina walota. Tengani ufulu kuti mukhale ndi maloto anu! Ndipo simungalembedwe pamapepala. Ziyenera kudziwika ndi moyo.