Momwe mungasewerere mnzanu pa foni pa April 1

Misonkhano ya telefoni yoyamba ya April ndiyo njira yotchuka kwambiri yoseketsa abwenzi kapena alendo. Njira iyi sikutanthauza kuti muzigwiritsa ntchito ndalama zochuluka kapena nthawi yambiri yaufulu, ndi zokwanira kuti mutenge foni ndikuyimba nambala, ndiye kuti zonse zimadalira malingaliro anu ndi kuseketsa.

Momwe mungasewerere mnzanu pa foni

Kuti muyese mnzanu pa foni, inu, choyamba, muyenera kusintha mau anu kuti musadziwike ndipo simukudziwitsani pasadakhale. Mutha kufunsa wina kuchokera kwa anzanu kuti awerenge malemba okonzedweratu, koma simungasangalale ndi kujambula. Nazi njira zomwe zingakhale zokondweretsa komanso zopanda phindu pamabwenzi.

Nambala yoyamba 1

Itanani kwa bwenzi lanu ndikuyambitsa wothandizira mkulu wa madzi mumzindawu. Chenjezani kuti sadzakhala ndi madzi masiku 5 akutsatira chifukwa chokonza malo. Funsani mnzanu kuti agwiritse ntchito pamadzi ndikuchenjeza aliyense mnyumba (makamaka pamene nyumbayo ili ndi malo ambiri).

Nambala yachiwiri yokha

Ngati mnzanuyo akugwira ntchito muofesi, mumuimbireni pa 22.00 ndipo m'malo mwa utsogoleri afunseni kuti abweretse zikalata ku ofesi mwamsanga. Akadzafika, adzayenera kuyitana bwana kuti atsegule chitseko (nthawi yotsatira, zitseko zachitetezo zatsekedwa mkati).

Nambala 3

Funsani mnzanu ndikupempha kukonzanso galimoto kuchokera pabwalo, chifukwa simungachoke, ndipo mukusowa mwamsanga. Mufunseni kuti apitirize kupita kwa anzanu ena 3-4 pamene mukuyesera kupeza ena onse a magalimoto (gulu lidzachita ngati mnzanu akuyika galimoto pamalo omwewo).

Kuwombera pa foni: malemba

Kusewera anthu osadziwika pa foni, muyenera kuganizira kuti ena ndi opanda nzeru ndipo onse amawaganizira. Nazi zitsanzo za malemba omwe sangakhumudwitse aliyense.

Nambala yoyamba 1

Muyenera kuyitana pa 2.00 kapena 3.00

"Kodi ukugona kale, Wokongola?"

- Osakhalanso (kawirikawiri mawuwa amveka mwachisoni)!

"Bwanji?" Chabwino, mwamsanga pabedi ndipo musadandaule ndi ena onse!

Nambala yachiwiri yokha

- Moni! Kodi ndi Nikolai?

-Ayi.

Mphindi zingapo.

- Moni! Kodi ndi Nikolai?

- Ayi! Kuno simukukhala.

Mphindi zingapo.

- Moni! Kodi ndi Nikolai?

-Ayi. Munauzidwa kuti panalibe Nicholas!

Mphindi ziwiri kenako.

- Moni! Izi ndi Nicholas. Palibe amene anandiitana?

Nambala 3

- Moni! Mumasokonezeka ku sitolo ya pet. Nkhuku yanu yosuta yofiira imatengedwa kale kunyumba kwanu.

"Sitinalamulire nyani!"

- Osati kulamula. Zili kubwera kale kwa iwe. Sitidzabwezeretsa. Kuwonjezera apo, mwatumiza kale cheke kuti muthe kulipira ndi makalata!

"Ndondomeko yanji?"

- Makapu 10 000.

Kawirikawiri osati, mayendedwe opitirira mawu awa sapita.

Uthabwe wachiwawa pa abwenzi pa April 1

Pali misonkhano yoipa kwambiri pa abwenzi. Amagwirizanitsa ndi chipatala, chiwonongeko, kutaya zinthu zofunika kapena kutayika kwa magalimoto. Misonkhano imeneyi ingabweretse mavuto. Choncho, musankhe mosamala amene angatchule ndi nthabwala zoterozo.

Nambala yoyamba 1

- Moni! Zachokera ku morgue. Bwerani mudzasonkhanitse msuweni wanu wachiwiri

"Koma tilibe agogo awo aamuna aamuna!"

- Inde, osakhalanso!

Nambala yachiwiri yokha

"Zachokera kwa apolisi." Galimoto yanu imakhudzidwa ndi kuba mu banki. Munali kuti masiku 10 apita kuchokera 13.45 mpaka 14.56?

Kawirikawiri osati, anthu sangakumbukire zomwe anali kuchita panthawiyo, ndipo mafunso ena ndi awa:

"Kodi simukukumbukira?" Kodi mukukana kuthandizira kufufuza? Tikukutumizirani chovala chanu!

Pokonzekera zojambula pa anzako ndi abwenzi pa April 1, munthu ayenera kukumbukira chinthu chachikulu: amaitanidwa kuti akondwere ndi kusangalala. Zomwezo ndiye kuti kuseka kwanu kuyamikiridwa.